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About Me

read all about it in my friggin BLOG gosh darn it!

My Interests

dolphins, unicorns, buzzards, sandwiches, true love, corndogs, fashion dos and don'ts, carousing, garlic, mangina, la-z-boy recliners.

I'd like to meet:

Myself before each of my tough college exams, with the answers to the tests to give my past self. I was never a very good student.

Music:

Smooth jazz, Reggae/doo wop fusion, horrible jingles, zamfir.

Movies:

Antonioni, Alphaville, wonky old sci-fi like Logan's Run, Bunuel, and by extension of my love of absurd and artsy European Modernist film love, I'm currently stuck on Kaufman's works, and I thought Tim Burton's Big Fish was pretty damn good....

Television:

I scare myself with how much I like to watch sports on television. Just about everything except auto racing.

Books:

Catch 22, 100 Years of Solitude, Steinbeck, Haruki Murakami...just read Lovely Bones, which was pretty good, but then I read the Winter of Our Discontent and it blew me a way. Right now I'm reading Don Quixote. I have some catching up to do.

Heroes:

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. I never thought I could be so free. Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it be? Believe it or not, it's just me.

My Blog

Check out this event: Tim Turns 36!

Hosted By: Tim ErvinWhen: Saturday Sep 22, 2007 at 5:00 PMWhere: Our house3515 SE Grant CourtPortland, OR 97214United StatesDescription:Tim Ervin Click Here To View Event...
Posted by timistheword! on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:22:00 PST

Humbled by Hell's Belching Fury!

Read about the backyard barbeque accidental oil fire I started on Pant's birthday--on my blog. Sorry, I don't want to write it twice, okay?blogarifictimes...
Posted by timistheword! on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:44:00 PST

Bye by bees

I'm starting to think that it's all too possible that the negatives will outweigh the positives regarding the proliferation and use of cell phones and other wireless microwave technologies. Read this ...
Posted by timistheword! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:02:00 PST

holy crap! the blazers won!

Still not sure if I believe it. Thanks to Ted for coming along. Good times.
Posted by timistheword! on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:36:00 PST

Blah-sketball

i have two tickets to tonights Blazers game vs. the Utah Jazz and I haven't been able to find anyone to take the second ticket. and frankly, I don't blame them. Well, Merritt's gotta work. The wedding...
Posted by timistheword! on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:50:00 PST

Evil Genius at the Age of Twelve

At Amber and Matto's wedding Sunday evening I was regaled with a fascinating story bearing a title worthy of poetry and song. Strawberry Lip Gloss. The story to which I'm referring was written by Matt...
Posted by timistheword! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST

Oh, barf! I have my own blog site!

Barf is right. Eventually I'll be making sure to stick to the theme of my website, both in truth and irony. check it out if you want. cooldujour.com...
Posted by timistheword! on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:25:00 PST

Warning! Portland Bar Owners! Warning!

This is just an observation. But if many more of you people open bars in town, there won't be anyone to go to any of the bars in town. Seriously. Also, guess what, the rest of your friends are startin...
Posted by timistheword! on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:43:00 PST

Beware the False Spring!

Those fickle demi-gods, both angels and demons, collaborate this time of year in the Northwest. The angels reap the hope brought by good weather, on days such as this one, when woeful winter eyes awak...
Posted by timistheword! on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:54:00 PST

Gays! Sports! Really?!

I'm sure many of you know of the comments made by Tim Hardaway, the five-time NBA all-star who will no longer (for the time being) be allowed to attend all-star events due to his hating on Gay people....
Posted by timistheword! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST