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About Me

I'm so old school I got asbestos in my walls.You can fake it till you make it but you ain't gotta lie to kick it.All Dangarang All the Time.I'm sorry I got so fat.I'd like to thank chocolate milk for being there during the really hard times.Warrior King-Where's.The.Love

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My Interests

livin' the dream, spoken weird, pinball, dominoes, movies, and classic rock

I'd like to meet:

a hooker with a heart of gold

Music:

foreigner, e-40, aesop rock, atmosphere, sexy finger champs, mc5, metallica, good charlotte, kool keith, otis redding, wilson pickett, nofx, cac, 2pac, beatles, enya, head of lies, cat stevens, marvin gaye, the carpenters, handsome boy modeling school, and soylent gringo

Movies:

fong sai yuk, my name is nobody, they live, once upon a time in the west, rushmore, airplane I & II, the princess bride, his girl friday, crybaby, gleaming the cube, mel brooks, tim burton, david lynch, hal hartley, and 80's nerd-gets-girl movies

Television:

nfl, nba, home movies, sopranos, my name is earl, the oc, the wire, and arrested development.

Books:

the holy bible, the master and margarita, ulysses, the prophet, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, no exit, valley, alarm, siddhartha, peter pan, crime and punishment, and in watermelon sugar

Heroes:

jesus, richard brautigan, saul williams, mike daily, rumi, eric cila, and my parents

My Blog

ready to roll

If I Ever Get Famous If I ever get famous I'll be really nice to everyone who isn't and act like I'm still one of them even though I've achieved success and have more money. Then they'l...
Posted by Night Auditor on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:05:00 PST

the 3rd shift haiku

THE 3rd SHIFT while you sleep soundly i trudge through the vampire hours i'll sleep through your lunch...
Posted by Night Auditor on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:41:00 PST

It doesn't take much to make me feel special...

It Doesn't Take Much to Make Me Feel Special I once caught ten green lights in a row on the way home from work. It's true. I was there. ...
Posted by Night Auditor on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:24:00 PST

futility

futility futility is just utility that gets f'd up....
Posted by Night Auditor on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:32:00 PST

It sounded like...

It sounded like a million mirrors breaking The tear in my heartfelt like seven million years of bad luckuntil Grace cameto sew me back up.The scar looks like a shipthat's been to Hell and back....
Posted by Night Auditor on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:54:00 PST

still motion

I'm made of life and death...everyone is-a collection of liveskin cells casting offthe dead-now finding themselvescloser to the edge....
Posted by Night Auditor on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:27:00 PST

double trouble, two haiku for love lost

LONGING these stale shallow breaths of waiting room dust and death echo emptiness LETTING GO it sounds so gentle but it's more like pulling t...
Posted by Night Auditor on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 07:25:00 PST