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kirst

kirstywhiiteside

About Me

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International woman of mystery ,day trader {vis , property guru and M.F.I super spy (see friend Martin). I sometimes am to be found in London more often in Monaco caring for my elderly minted husband - the King ( Elvis - he lives yet ) As..you can see I am utterly georgeous , a Mensa certified genius , living legend and all round very modest person .( as if ! ) I'm a very lucky girl - blessed with beautiful friends and a divine sense of humour... I enjoy life to the full and like taking risks... open minded and bendy : )

My Interests

FOREX, GOLD, EQUITIES, OIL AND SHOES.... Hand bags and glad rags, getting laid, getting paid... catholisism and capitalism , realism and magnetism , mile high club , lying and getting away with it ( see me smugly smiling pic )body building - me thinks not

I'd like to meet:

Nice, sweet - cute people with own eyelashes and aversion to drunk women please. Martini drinkers and huggers need not apply.

Music:

Breaks ,Hip Hop and house.... is it me? but variety is the key ...

Movies:

Arthouse flicks and Breakdance The movie..

Television:

Sony Bravia 52inch

Books:

I DID NOT READ.... Not now Bernard....

Heroes:

Krafty's chair, Aston Freestyler as he's soooo lovely, Andy symmonds funniest man at a wedding ever (avail for hire) Martin Seeley for being my super spy mate / Deb, Dawn Nome and Melody - bring on the dancing girls ....