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Anzjalise

Currently in denial about really not giving a fuck...

About Me

Rubberlicious...the coolest, most original thing in rubber clothing and accessories! After 3 long years we are back, and our pieces are better than ever! Check out http://www.rubberlicious.com to see all of our new stuff!
If you'd like to put my banner on your webpage...
I think I can help.
Here is one of my banners...
If you need instructions on how to put my banner on your site, go to http://www.rubberlicious.com then go to the links/resources section and click the category that says, "You love us and simply MUST have a banner of your very own to put on your site" and you'll get all the info you need.
p.s. Thank you!
As for me personally...I am a fiend for circus arts! In my extensive and sordid past, I have been known to be a professional fire dancer (10 years), bellydancer (12 years), stilt-walker (6 years...thanks Lurk!), aerialist (hoop, chiffon, rope...6 years), underground nightclub owner (2 years), model (too long), designer (7 years, for my rubber clothing at least), fashion-whore (my entire life)...
My other interests include reading (mostly sci-fi and fantasy, but with a healthy dose of scientific non-fiction and classics like O. Henry and Poe), tormenting my cat, avoiding TV like the plague (unless it's Family Guy or Robot Chicken), bad jokes, good friends, dancing and Guinness (I'm Irish after all)...
And...a little bit about my personality...heehee...
What Is Your Animal Personality?
Otter
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Apparently I'm also a bad, baaaaad girl...who would've thunk it?

You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lazarus Long and his family. Other than that....in the reel world... Bellydancers, circus performers, fire dancers, people who's general interest is fun and the enjoyment of life. The brainier the better, but giggles will definately help. Basically, anyone who prides themselves by not being "normal". Strange, eclectic, bacchanalian beings with intrest in mysticysim and art, readers... Heinlein, Spider Robinson, R. A. W. ilson. And anyone who is smart enough to use a computer for amusement/evil purposes, but is still wise enough to go outside and play. You only live once, live it. I.e., Transmetropolitan fans 'bout sums it up...Got Thumbs? Hail Eris?

Music:

A partial list...more to come... Amber Asylum, A Split Second, Afghan Whigs, Aghast, Amon Tobin, And Also The Trees, Aphex Twin, Apoptygma Berzerk, Assemblage 23, Bauhaus, BILL HICKS, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Blacklabel Society, Blood Axis, Boyd Rice, Burzum, Butthole Surfers, Cabaret Voltaire, Chris and Cosey, Christian Death, Circle Jerks, Clan of Xymox, Cocteau Twins, Coil, Cold, Converge, Covenant, Cradle Of Filth, Cranes, Crash Worship, Crass, Crystal Method, Current 93, Das Ich, David Bowie, Dead Can Dance, Death Angel, Death in June, Deicide, Diamanda Galas, Einsturzende Neubauten, Evanescence, FOETUS, Front 242, Front Line Assembly, FSOL, Funker Vogt, Genitorturers, GWAR, Icon of Coil, Joy Division, Juno Reactor, KMFDM, Ladytron, Leather Strip, Leonard Cohen, London After Midnight, Meat Beat Manifesto, Mission UK, Negativland, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, NON, Nurse With Wound, Pantera, Peter Murphy, Psychic TV, Razed in Black, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Sol Invictus, Sonic Youth, Souxie and the Banshees, Spandau Ballet, Staind, Steroid Maximus, Swans, Tears For Fears, The Cure, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Legendary Pink Dots, The Residents, The Smiths, Throbbing Gristle, Tom Waits, TSOL, Velvet Underground, VNV Nation, Wolfshiem, Wumpscut

Television:

EEP!...Hate it...unless it's Family Guy or Robot Chicken...Robot Chicken owns my thumbs...

My Blog

Military Madness

Greetings my lovely friends and family!  I have discovered a most horrible thing today.  Now, for those of you who know me well, you'll be aware that I am an avid fan and supporter of our bo...
Posted by Anzjalise on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:47:00 PST

I'm going to take over the world...

Halloo everyone!  I'm back and I'm flappin' free!  Don't ask, it's a looooong story and involves bats, fairys and hoomans&if you get it, great&if not, don't worry about it&it's really not th...
Posted by Anzjalise on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST

I love my boys overseas...

I coudn't help but post this...keep up the good work boys...and come home safe...we miss you and are looking forward to you coming home... *mwah*p.s. don't get your ass shot off...there's a shortage o...
Posted by Anzjalise on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 08:42:00 PST

Family tragedy

Hello all...I would like to ask a favor...On Sunday, May 21st, 2006 my brother & his wife's house burnt down...to the ground...He lives way up in the mountains near Yosemite, in California. Apparentl...
Posted by Anzjalise on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:51:00 PST

How to give a cat a pill...

Ok...so I just gave my feline a bath...this seemed to fit...Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mo...
Posted by Anzjalise on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:32:00 PST

MUST READ! Nerdy, but cool&

Ok, so I crashed my computer...and I mean CRASHED...complete rebuild...So, in order to feed my myspace addiction, I pulled out a spare(yes, I am a secret nerd...I did write the webpage after all...)N...
Posted by Anzjalise on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 07:24:00 PST

BEFORE you send me a message or a friend request, READ THIS!

Ok...I'm tired of deleting 50 messages and friend requests EACH, a day...If you won't take the time to read my profile, and realize that I'm not on here to flirt or chat or have online sex (which STIL...
Posted by Anzjalise on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:38:00 PST

Karaoke

My evening was horrifically wonderful...my friend was paying, so I managed to get sufficiently wasted before we sang...I wasn't planning on it, but it was his first time...oooohhh, hehehe, a VIRGIN! m...
Posted by Anzjalise on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:53:00 PST

How to deal with problem boys...take 2

I've gotten a little more specific for all these fuckers who just don't have a clue... feel free to plagerize and modify to your hearts content (p.s. send me any changes, I might want to use them)......
Posted by Anzjalise on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 03:24:00 PST

From a Lady to all Ladies...How to deal with problem boys...

A response for all of those annoying emails from guys that have absolutely NOTHING in common with you..."Sorry, I'm married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown diseases, gay, pregnant with lizard...
Posted by Anzjalise on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:59:00 PST