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Michael

About Me

Fick me, I'm more than a wanna be. Repeat that as your Mantra like 3 damn times. Okay, only messing with you. And hey forget you because the title here is, 'About Me' Anyway, honestly, without your reading it, well then fick me because what would be the point in having written it? See how important you are to me.?. Don't you feel all special like now? I have a head, and like 2 feet, and some other parts. Um, so like if you do too, well then we already know that we have things in common, and might become great friends. Wow, fick am I ever feeling inspired now. And how does that make you feel? Anyway, I have been writing stories and rhymes since I was a kid, and 1565 pages of my work can be found within my ebook called Covering 4 Myself. It is located at www.emtheme.com Please check it out and let me know what you think.

My Interests

Besides nature, and the Planet I'm currently on, and dearly Love, my chief interest lies in writing. Otherwise I fix computers, but now just for family, friends and myself. I have to many of these things already.

I'd like to meet:

I'm trying to decide wether or not the My Space people have made a typo here, um, 'I'd Like to Meet' possibly should have been, 'I'd Like to Meat' but who really knows!?. The problem being that typo or not I have to fill this sucker out. I like the sound of the word suck. God, like it could have said it all.My Cousin Jess coming out

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Music:

Misty, see Music player above.
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Movies:

Moron, oops, more on this later.

Television:

The History channel and A & E.

Books:

My own. Covering 4 Myself which is found at www.emtheme.com
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Heroes:

Oh my God, just save me already from the palid existence. Um, if I can find 1 I probably won't tell you anyway.Whose on the Ball?
Buried at PhotoCasket.com v , , A little history lesson from my tooth plucking friend Dr.killeR The History of the Middle Finger Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird." And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing

My Blog

Fem Mystic

I am a Woman and not some fag. Still though I love a true Feminine touch better than any insincerely wilting wood. Wagging my tail but declaring a "No" they lag behind and each other blow. Those men, ...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:42:00 PST

Mickey and or pure condemnation

The singularity is glaring, but I was not stupid before I was born. Nor am I such. Nothing is going to be left but my Androids and the circles in my eyes. Nothing to do with the likes of the lying fo...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST

Arisa Fair

Arisa Fair If my lady Fair was at the carnival, Surely there I'd be. And should her sweet tooth call, Outwardly harkening to me, No haste be made at all, none for the likes of she, In Fetching a fre...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:29:00 PST

Limited Fairie

Some people think that Fairies like me are Angels. Hey a Faerie, like a bird, can only fly so far. So like I was standing in this body of water, feeling all wet as it pushed around on my flesh, just ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:15:00 PST

Some other fucking tree

I likes You and You likes Me, We should plant a fucking tree, la, la, la, la,,,,,,,,,,,, eh, fuck it already
Posted by Michael on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:38:00 PST

The EUs new King

Okay so like I was asked why there is a chapter in my e book, 'Covering 4 Myself' called Things that add up to 177. Anyway this was not one of those entries, and therefore not the reason for the chapt...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 02:58:00 PST

Drop in

Love sometimes is like a single rain drop upon a budded plant in need. Thanks for being a friend....
Posted by Michael on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:06:00 PST

Um?

Okay so like, um, well you know.  At least I think you do.  About that and, uh, well like some other thing.  Okay great but this is more than that.  So like we gotta figure it out....
Posted by Michael on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:24:00 PST

Is it only Good Will toward men?

Good Will toward men, um, wait I am a guy but like this dress just don't fit right. Okay, fine I will take it and donate it to the Good Will store. Some one will fit it. Enough Said.......
Posted by Michael on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:41:00 PST

Some Scary Thing

Okay so like this is a really scary thing, and like I would think nobody would go to a house where someone wrote such horror,,,, he-he-he,,,, Anyway I wrote this rhyme,,,,, (I am Lady E, the Real On...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:01:00 PST