The Black Angel
Persons Eliminated: UNVERIFIED:
Nonspecific Modus Operandii
Cars Destroyed: Seventeen
Favorite Weapons Psychic Attack, Chi Manipulation, and Ambient Objects
Shoulders Broken: Thirteen (including one of mine)
Knees Broken: Eleven (including both of mine)
Hearts Broken: Too many and not enough
Persons Buried Alive: Five
Persons Crippled: One Confirmed
Known Enemies: An Obsessed Fan
Near Death Experiences Survived: Six
Famous Last Words: "Not Even God Can Save You Now"
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I'd like to meet:
Intelligent men and women for intellectual conversations propogated by shots of 100+ proof liquor, and pints of Ales, Porters or Stouts. Naturally born Female Tantric Metaphysicists, Mental Athletes, and Psionic Tutors. People who 'get it'. A woman who is willing and capable of articulating herself regularly in plain english. Mostly, someone who can hold their end of a conversation with a real geek, and enjoy it.
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You Will Die at Age 55
At age 55 you will die lonely and alone, in a remote cabin.
What Age Will You Die?
Music:
So many kinds, I can't begin to name them all. I have been known to assemble some of the most diverse playlists for curious listeners. They call me DJ Apocalypse.
You Are 50% Left Brained, 50% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
Are You Right or Left Brained?
Movies:
Don't really have patience for them. American movies tend to lack depth and sophistication and are great for napping through, for the most part.
You Are 90% Psychic
You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good!
Are You Psychic?
Television:
Hooked to a PS2. END OF STORY. I haven't actually watched an entire TV show, on TV, in it's original 'air date' in over 20 years. I would rather wait until a series is available on DVD, then watch every episode of every season in one day. I would rather learn anything useful.
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
Books:
I wish I had nothing better to do with my time than read. The more I date, the more I prefer staying home and reading.
You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans.
What's Your Religious Philosophy?
Heroes:
Depends on my mood.
Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, James Arness, Pernell Roberts, Dan Blocker, Hannibal Lechter, Samara Morgan, JigSaw ...you get the idea.
You Are 96% Intuitive
Your intuition is so spot on it's scary!
You can learn a lot about people and situations, simply by listening to your gut.
And you've even wondered if you can predict the future at times.
Just be sure not to always listen to your intuition... someday it could be wrong!
How Intuitive Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Evil Steve
Birthday: Yep
Birthplace: Santa Clara
Current Location: Limbo
Eye Color: Black/Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6' 0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Native American & Euro-Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat Boots
Your Weakness: Academia -or- Social Interaction
Your Fears: Living to be old and useless
Your Perfect Pizza: Garlic Sauce, White SoyCheese & Basil Pesto topped w/Parmesan & Pepper Flakes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go back to school, or get a higher paying job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Various Expletives get me kicked out of chat
Thoughts First Waking Up: "What now?"
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't think I have one
Your Bedtime: Seldom
Your Most Missed Memory: My memory is fragmented, non-lineal, and incomplete
Pepsi or Coke: yeah
MacDonalds or Burger King: yeah
Single or Group Dates: I DO NOT date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yeah
Chocolate or Vanilla: yeah
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee (black w/ 2 lumps)
Do you Smoke: yeah, socially
Do you Swear: only when appropriate
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: technically, yes
Do you want to go to College: yeah
Do you want to get Married: NO, The fact that I DO NOT date precludes marriage
Do you belive in yourself: I can't even prove that I exist yet
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, I just go faster
Do you think you are Attractive: NO, Actually I don't
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: I get along with or without them
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah, socially
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO, I DO NOT date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not that I recall
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO dating = No dumping
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: How does a BAL of 0.46 grab ya?
Ever been called a Tease: Possibly
Ever been Beaten up: yeah, hasn't everybody?
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: Far away and Alone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Unobtrusive
What country would you most like to Visit: Possibly Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Black/Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black/Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Tall
Weight: Athletic
Best Clothing Style: Simple
Number of Drugs I have taken: Dozens
Number of CDs I own: Dozens
Number of Piercings: None intentional
Number of Tattoos: Two, for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, All is as it should be.
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