------bouncing around,meals that send me into the fourth dimension,frivolity, monsters under the bed, putting gay paraphernalia on my homophobic co-worker's desk everyday, high-class hookers,low-brow humor, hedonism, laughing so hard a little pee comes out, giving people deadlegs,(or wet willies, both are good), jiggling my junk, caressing baby animals, stag films, testing people on the subway to see if they can read my mind, beers of the world, my tiger blanket, rhinestone encrusted anything, peter paul and mary jane,pretending my neighbors are satanists, zombie Anna Nicole Smith, wrongfully influencing youngsters, laying on nature, killing cockroaches and spiders for girls, trying to get boys to kiss each other, getting honks from truckdrivers, never losing the fire that burns in my furnace, quiet snowfalls, killer brunches with great friends,Coney Island, big fast sexy cars, watching pigeons do stupid things, weird hair, fireworks, vampires,being amazed at things my body can produce, clean pine scent,(not like floor cleaner, like forest), putting as many grapes as I can in my mouth and then smashing my cheeks,( you should try it, it's awesome) deadly creatures, art that blows my mind, making fun of art that blows, taking long showers, kissing, being the drunkest one there, entertaining my imagination, shakin a tailfeather, roadkill, shrimp cocktail,and bumpercars!
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-------------------------------------Photo by Laina
I'd like to meet:
Hey! Who likes ART? Who likes BURLESQUE? Who likes them both together in a chocolatey peanutty shell? Check it out, babies:WWW.JOANNARCHY.COM
Movies:
Movie-a-holic...big props to indie!
Television:
I never heard of it.
Heroes:
My mom. She taught me how to be fabulous. My dad. He taught me how to use a wet saw and to rotate my tires.
