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Jay-Bo

Chilly Most

About Me

Jay-bo a.k.a. The Shimmy Rover, a.k.a Lord Harmonoff the gold medalist of freak, a.k.a Gozar the Gozarian, a.k.a. Bueford Pusser, a.k.a. Ecto-plasmosis the buetified gruesome one, son of Bur-tone and ruler of the Zeta Reticula starsystem, a.k.a. Licoricse Schwartzkoff, a.k.a. Dagastino, a.k.a. the father of your styles. I like to do the dew. I'm bout that true science. My greatest rival, Jeff Goldblum is always trying to steal my formulas, but security is tight at the Flavortorium. I'm thinking about ordering some new lab coats for the crew as a token of my appreciation for making some great advances in the molecular modifications of my new cherry flavored flubber soles used in the new fall line of Edible Asic Gels (taste the grime). I like to rap words. I'll murder your beats and show no remorse. Go on and tell on me, your tattling ways are weak cause I'm still at it. Mathematics are important to me in my line of work. Get connected, I'm sayin'. I'm workin' on some new dance styles. I'll probably unleash The Al Cvervik on the crunk nation this New Year's Eve. I like long walks into the abyss preferably with a tasty bitty or some tri-lithium crystals, whatevs. I'm always navigatin' on streams of consciousness, so taste the non-sequitters. Other than that, I'm chillin' or not. Be easy Yooooooo on the real, I'm an M.C., I'm reppin' Muttley Royale and The Miracle Violence Combination. Big ups to DNA, Furious Styles, DJ Difference, DJ Big Bad Wolf, Plague, and DJ CrumBum. Check for more music real soon on The Shimmy Rover(ME) myspace!!

My Interests

Spelunking, Krackulatin', time travel, space travel, travelocity, Ridin' up the Materhorn on my hog, Gene Lebell patches, White Castle, My girlie, pushin' big weight/ slangin' dem thangs, pistaccio, Cold Stone Creamery, walking old ladies across the street, soup kitchens, Rutt's Hut, Chili's, rappin' words, chuuuch/ tabernacle, conquistadoras, grindin', baaaallin', betty lui bitties, beers, jamaican beef patties, whozeewhatsits, positron blasters, extraterrestrial biological entities, spinach, fuckin', shapeshiftin', sparklin', gush, sprewells, jalopies, prosciutto, boggle, miniature golf, go-karts, gladiatin', pop-a-matic trouble

I'd like to meet:

the fucker who deleted me, so I could whoop his ass!! And

Music:

Ghostface Killah is my favorite MC ever!! Wu-Tang Clan, Rza, Gza, Raekwon, Ol' Dirty, etc., Tom Waits, Iggy Pop/ Stooges, Edan, De La Soul, Beastie Boys, Prince, Redman, Eric B. & Rakim, The Hold Steady, Krs-One/ BDP, MF Doom, A Tribe Called Quest, The Clash, Slick Rick, The Ramones, Johnny Cash, Cage, Nick Cave, Masta Ace, Kool G Rap, Skoolly D, Nas, Mastodon, Elvis Costello, The Pogues, Faith No More, Ice Cube, TV on the Radio, Bad Brains, La Coka Nostra, Rammellzee, The Shimmy Rover, Dna, MVC, Furious Styles, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Love Is All, Sleater-Kinney, White Stripes, Dirtbombs, Leonard Cohen, RUN DMC, Kool Keith/ Ultramags, Prince Paul, Anti-Pop Consortium, PJ Harvey, Weezer, Gary Wilson, Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Fugazi, The Slits, Brand Nubian, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Mr. Lif, Sam Cooke, X-Ray-Spex, Descendants, Queens of the Stone Age, James Brown, Swingin' Utters, Metallica, Just-Ice, Jeru Da Damaja, Bumpy Knuckles, Gang Starr, Black Moon, Dizzee Rascal, Black Sabbath, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Can, AC/DC, The Meters, Dr. Alimantado, Public Enemy, Guns N Roses, Bob Dylan(mad verbalz), Spank Rock, Lil' Wayne, Black Flag, Ladytron, EPMD, Pixies, Quasimoto, Onyx, Merle Haggard, Bikini kill/ Le Tigre, Cam'ron, T.I., Big Daddy Kane, Missy Elliot, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Clipse, Sly & the Family Stone, The Misfits, They Might Be Giants, MIA, Soul Coughing, NWA, Motorhead, Serge Gainsbourgh, Fela Kuti, Cypress Hill, Diamond D, Slayer, The Pharcyde, Rancid, Funkdoobiest, Modest Mouse, Beck, Biz Markie, Dillinger, Murs, Of Montreal, Gorillaz/ GB&Q, Venom, NOFX, Nirvana, Bowie, Libertines, El-P, RJD2, Girl Talk, Outkast, Kano, The Beatnuts, Velvet Underground, Sun Ra, Talking Heads, 3rd Bass, Dead Prez, Bjork, Hot Chip, Jimi Hendrix, Little Brother, Cee-Lo Green, Willie Nelson, Social Distortion, Atari Teenage Riot, Q & Not U, Son House, Wire, Junior Kimbrough, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Melle Mel, Eagles of Death Metal, R.L. Burnside, The Buzzcocks, Lilly Allen, Motion Man, Husker Du, The Replacements, Mos Def, LCD Soundsystem, Funky 4+1, RA the Rugged Man, Art Brut, Gang of Four, Bo Diddley, Kings of Leon, Buck 65, Main Source, Detroit Cobras, Muttley Royale, Fearless Four, Dropkick Murphys, Tom Jones, Parliament/ Funkadelic, Smif N Wessun, K-Solo, Afrika Bambatta, Jawbreaker, Black Sheep, Camp Lo, Aimee Mann, DJ Big Bad Wolf, DJ Shadow, Blackalicious, The Cure, Ministry, Nice N Smooth, Lordz of the Underground, ol' skool LL, Lakim Shabazz, Op Ivy, Miles Davis, The Sonics, DJ Difference, Denis Alcapone, House of Pain, John Coltrane, Desmond Dekker, Congos, Springsteen, Pharoahe Monch/ O.K., Kid 606, Television, Lupe Fiasco, Atmosphere, Arcade Fire, !!!, Interpol, Curtis Mayfield, Stiff Little Fingers, Tom Petty, Audio Two, Peaches, T Rex, The National, The Cool Kids, CX Kidtronic, The Fall, The O'Jays, Lee Hazlewood/ Nancy Sinatra jointz, Gil-Scott Heron .. ..

Movies:

The Departed, The Big Lebowski, Shogun Assassin, Ichi the Killer, Goodfellas, Black Caesar, The Incident, Braveheart, Raging Bull, King of New York, Fight Club, Seven Samurai, Ghost World, Django, Old School, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Master of the Flying Guillotine, Pan's Labyrinth, Apocalypse Now, Fargo, On the Waterfront, Borat, Taxi Driver, Hard Times, The Warriors, Pimps Up Hoes Down, Mean Streets, Bad Luitenant, The Killer, Fist of the White Lotus, Lethal Weapon, Rushmore, New Jack City, Coming To America, Eraserhead, Dolemite, Oldboy, Ghostbusters, Leon The Professional, Wild Style, Style Wars, Carlito's Way, Trees Lounge, Back To School, Back To The Future, Evil Dead 2, Sin City, Clockwork Orange, Lonesome Jim, Die Hard, Blacula, Office Space, Kids, Swingers, Heat, Basket Case, Donnie Brasco, Broken Flowers, Ghost Dog, Reservoir Dogs, Rambo, Pumping Iron, Dead Man, End of the Century, State of Grace, Rocky, Pulp Fiction, Basquiat, Death Race 2000, Cool Hand Luke, Last of the Mohicans, Toxic Avenger, Godfather 2, Caddyshack, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Audition, The Wild Bunch, Anchorman, Glengarry Glenross, Aguirre the Wrath of God, My Best Fiend, Repo Man, Bamboozled, Punch Drunk Love, Freaks, Don't Look Back, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Stranger Than Fiction, Gd To Recognizing Your Saints, The Wild Bunch, Incident at Loch Ness, The Royal Tenenbaums, Grindhouse, Hot Fuzz

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, World's Strongest Man Competetion, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, I'm With Busey, Soul Train, South Park, Wildboyz, Brak Show, The White Shadow, Beavis and Butthead, Uncle Floyd Show, Squirt TV,

Books:

Frankenstein, Marabou Stork Nightmares, Chasing Ghosts, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Ego Trip's BK of Rap Lists, Pomes, Notes From the Underground, Please Kill Me, Cash, A Brief Hist of Time, Alien Agenda, A Drink with Shane Macgowan, Naked Lunch, Blood Brothers, UFO Files, Real Ultimate Power, Behold a Pale Horse, Crime and Punishment, The Will to Power, The Wu-Tang Manual, Magazines and Comics

Heroes:

Ghostface Killah, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Cuchalain, Charles Bronson, Lee Perry, Rodney Dangerfield, my fam, Wolverine, Tom Waits, Shane MacGowan, KRS-One, Beasties, William Wallace, Iggy Pop, Bill Murray, Marius Puganowski, Sam Cooke, Vince Vaughn, Martin Scorcese, Lee Marvin, Gene Lebell, Nas, Redman, Dave Attell, Sarah Silverman, Hunter S Thompson, Kool Keith,

My Blog

Productivity

Stay focused, stay hungry, link up with the right people, get it done!!
Posted by Jay-Bo on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

Tha M.C.

I'm a real fuckin' M.C., not some fuckin' rookie ass dilletante Cat in the Hat bullshit frontin' weak rhythmically impaired kracker ass kracker part-time rapper!! Peace to everyone I roll with and who...
Posted by Jay-Bo on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 11:16:00 PST