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Nunzio

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm that muthafucka!!! All ya'll Fahsholes, mamalukes, palookas, and fulgazis best to watch ya ass!! I own this shit, pasta fagoli, strombolis, knishes I got all that shit in my back pocket, along with fat money clips fulla guacamole!! Yo brah, my crew be the fat brahsholes, fuhgetaboutit!!! We'll roll up in any township with spiked baseball bats and chains, straight up takin' ova!! I fuckin' love motorcycles and Betty Lui bitties!! I fuckin' fuckin' love like fuckin' Doo-Wop and Gangsta Rap, bitches!!! Fuckin' Nintendo, ahhhh man, fuhgetaboutit!!! I got the game in a fuckin' chokehold like Batista, all on the sac. I love raising pigeons and runnin' numbers for Fat Paulie Scrotal Nutz, that goomba iz a made man!! You can't touch him or you get fed to the Zambeezee sharks at Sea World, and don't think we won't make the trip!! I be that model at the youth center straight up hustlin' at the pinball machine, I'll fuckin cut you!!!! Eat a fuckin' schwans, MADONE!!!!

My Interests

Motorcycles, swithblades, apples, betty loos, combs, hairspray, hair gels, leather, fights, chicks, cigarettes, brawls, good food, passionate kisses on speeding motorcycles, juice, fuckin' 2Pac baby, rappin' with the brasholes, goosin' little Paulie, milk, ginseng, vitamins, weightlifting alotta weight, doin' it, LL Cool J, cruisin', poker, fights, cadillacs, grabbin' my nutz

I'd like to meet:

Muthafuckin' Sly Stallone, Winkler, Ted Danson, Deniro, Pacino, Lagassi (BAM like a muthafucka!!), Seagal, 2Pac, Coolio, Big Ralphie Fahshole, Fonsworth Bentley, Poppa Tuttle, Jesus Christ our lord and savior, Cam'ron, Dr Dre, Slim Shady, Travolta, Chuck Norris, Van Dame, etc.

Music:

Dion, 2Pac, Frankie Valli & 4 Seasons, Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers, The Temptations, Dr Dre, Slim Shady, Cam'ron, Ace of Bass, DJ Louie Devito "NY Underground cdeez nuts like a mutha", Booty Bass, Biggie, Dion, Bee Gees, Disco music, Frank Stallone, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis (aka return of Bruno) Eat a dick!!!

Movies:

The Wanderers, The Outsiders, The Squigelis, Lords of Flatbush, all the Rocky movies, Gigli, Rambo movies, Delta Force, Missing in Action, Boyz in the Hood, Judge Dread, Kickboxer, Saturday Night Fever, Mob movies, etc.

Television:

Happy Days, Sopranos, Desperate Housewives, Sha na na, Welcome Back, Becker, The Contender, etc.

Books:

Wheels and Deals, The Punisher, Black Tail, Soldier of Fortune, Hustler, porn, etc.

Heroes:

Stallone

My Blog

Suck it or not

I was in Carnarsie yesterday and I saw my muthafucka Cam'ron big don shit with most of the dipset crew!! Muthafuckin' Jim Jones and Hell Rell smokin' them peanut brittle tree toad skins straight from ...
Posted by Nunzio on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:21:00 PST

True Corleone, trace the lineage, assfuck!!

I got that true Corleone Sicilian blood corsin' through my veins!! I could be a made man if I wanted to, but I'm straight thug true street syndicate gang affiliate M.O.!! My leathers are bloodied and ...
Posted by Nunzio on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 10:42:00 PST

Y'all don't wanna

U can't fux wit it!! Squingelli all over the mamaluke's hole, straight stuffin' it til muthafucka iz bleedin' prego out his ass!! It's on like Donkey Kong, ask Cube!! Why does these scrub midgeys wann...
Posted by Nunzio on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 01:26:00 PST

It's Back, you Dizzy Fucks!!

SOPRANOS Baby!!! It's back like cooked crack!! It's what the game's been missin'!! Fuckin' Junior's losin' his mind!! Ain't no coin in the yard, ya boy's been dead!! Blammo in the gut, AAAAAHHHHH MAAA...
Posted by Nunzio on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:27:00 PST

OOOHH OOOOHH!! love to love ya baby

I always come through for you my very special french vanilla butter pecan deluxe Betty Lui Bitty!!! You know who you are!! Keep the lather moist and I'll keep the spinach correct!! Always in my heart-...
Posted by Nunzio on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 05:45:00 PST

Bada Bing Fucko

Yo, I'm shavin' points for this dizzy muthafucka Morie from Queens and he's all like who got my Motts!! I'm like fuck your Motts, we doin' business right here!! So he calls my mother a fuckin cunt, I'...
Posted by Nunzio on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 07:25:00 PST