Yo, yo, yo check it, BAM!! I'm The Shimmy Rover aka Plucky Royal aka Harmonoff The Gold Medalist Of Freak aka True Dagastino aka Natty Bumppo aka Licorisce Schwartzkoff aka Ectoplasmosis the father Of your styles, ruler of the Zeta Reticula Starsystem and all around good dude who could shoot lazer beams out his eyes, WATCH OUT, ZAPPPP, UUUHHHH!!! I'm obsessed with writing rap lyrics. I can't stop. I hardly eat or sleep, I got no time for that shit I'm on a tight schedule. I'm fuckin' racin' against time like the white rabbit in a wormhole with a flux capacitor strapped to his ass, it's that real, uhhh, it's that sexxxxxy, fuck with it!!! I keep the ectoplasm flowing through my veins, then project it upon non believers. I am not from this planet, I've traveled many light years from the star of Vega to taste your wine and women, to mutilate your cattle (if you happen to be a farmer), and to sing the songs I want to sing. I have a surplus of material that hasn't even been recorded yet. Y'all can't fuck with alien shit!! I'm workin' on gettin' enough material together for 20 albums!! Then it's global domination, ya know, mad arcades, fuckin' cockfightin' tournaments, demolition derbys, mini golf, S&M, big game (human) hunting like in that flick Surviving the Game w/ Ice-T and Busey, all types of fun!! I'm about to shit on everyone who said I wouldn't amount to anything!! Ploooop, OOOOHHHH Shit!! Eat a dick!!!
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