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If you choose to pull the trigger, should your drama prove sincere,Do it somewhere far away from her

About Me

I am an aeonithic Cyber Cow, I spend my days grazing on star fields and pondering the meaning of chud. In between moronic chewing and vacant gazing I like to shuffle my hoofs in time to music that stimulates my rampant imagination. I can sometimes see minutes into the future, a fearsome attribute indeed, you wouldn't be able to handle that responsibilty, believe me.

My Interests

In general, I rock everything along. In between chomping down on Type II Gas Giants I like to:

Do visuals in clubs http://www.overhead.tv/ , watch copious amounts of films, listen to well crafted tunes, visit new places, meet other new Cyber Cows, muck about on the internet - whether it be mocking certain websites or blowing other g33ks up, it's all entertainment baby, I like reading things, I like to direct my vacant stare towards people...and gaze....and think to myself: "WTF?"

I'd like to meet:

Any cool cats who can wax lyrical, preferably about the flavour of G-5 Plasma Clouds and the picante properties of Nebulae.

Music:

Instead of listing band names here, have a genre list:

Hip-hop(Uk mainly), Glitch, Electro, Breaks, Gabba, Dubstep, Funk, Northern Soul, Metal sneaks in occasionally, as does Rock, Techno-Techno-Techno, Jazz, Classical, Ragga and Dub. I hold many examples of these genres, recommendations come free and easy.

Movies:

Ahh movies...the perfect past time for a Cyber Cow to get chilling and stack a few pounds of popcorn, crisps and chocolate under the belt. Despite seeing EVERY FILM EVER MADE and eating crap throughout them, this mean cows still not hiding fried chickens in his spare tyres.

Release the Obese.

Favourites include: Amores Perroes, The Motorcycle Diaries, Star Wars (all of them,..stop being elitist yah plonkers), Run Lola Run, The Longest Day, L'Haine, Shawshank Redemption, Full Metal Jacket, Nikita, Princess Mononoke, Laputa, Happy Gilmore :D

Television:

Hmmmm TV is not a waste of time I partake in much, though these boxed sets have provided some great amusement:

Spaced, Peep Show, Jam, 24, Futurama, Invader Zimm, Band of Brothers, Arrested Development,

Books:

Reading increases brain power and the ability to string together long sentences of multiple polysyllabic words, instances of punctuation can also indicate a level of intelligence: this sentance is however, going nowhere...which indicates retardedness,lack of direction or maybe just lack of prior consideration.

Iain M Banks, Peter F Hamilton, Hunter S Thompson, Joseph Heller, Neal Stephenson, Aldous Huxley, Carlos Castenada, Frank Herbert, Robert Anton Wilson, Douglas Adams, Diana Wynn Jones, Philip Pullman, Stan Lee :)

Heroes:

What the hell is it with the formatting going wrong in this section?

Anyways, I try not to idolise, it's a real waste of time and effort. I have the utmost respect for: Nelson Mandela, Ray Mear and Steve Irwin (RIP). I don't respect Cliché Guevara...fucking students! ;)