phil VS putting plastic in the oven |
Dear Somerfield Stores Limited, It is with great mourning in my heart that I regret to write to you about my experiences with one of your ready-meal products, the 'All Day Breakfast'. I must ...
Posted by Phil on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:40:00 PST |
true tales of science |
i remember back in year 8 or perhaps even 9, when 'Animal' velcro watch-straps were all the craze, at one point we were sat in a science lesson fiddling with them. doctor grant had asked us all to com...
Posted by Phil on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST |
Phil VS Modern Fortune Cookies |
To Whom It May Concern,I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but I feel if I dont speak up then there is a chance that no one will. The fact that you are probably now quaking where you sit as to wha...
Posted by Phil on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:47:00 PST |
Have at you, Freezer Cad |
Finding myself increasingly daunted by the incessant whine of the freezer as it continued to work overtime, the door never closing and the ice constantly concealing all like a plague, I decided it was...
Posted by Phil on Mon, 22 May 2006 06:29:00 PST |
MY EYES MY BEAUTIFUL EYES! |
Working hard all day, we thought it would be nice to go out for a few drinks for a bit of a break. Relax, come back and do some more work. But we were out a little longer than expected, and we came ba...
Posted by Phil on Sun, 14 May 2006 04:58:00 PST |
A Few Things |
I was wandering through a market earlier, and saw a sign of stuff pointing over to some stall. One of them said, 'WATCH BATTERIES REPLACED, £5' or some price thereabouts. I stood perturbed for a momen...
Posted by Phil on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:50:00 PST |
Phil VS the shower fan |
On returning to Gun City one of the first things I noted was the rather pungent smell in the shower. It wasn't anything particularly out of the ordinary, it's hardly the epitome of clean living, but i...
Posted by Phil on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:28:00 PST |
SPECIAL UPDATE |
I was going to post a ranting and ultimately sarcastic post about how I'd found a card counting book filed under the genre 'true crime', but then I thought that would be silly, lacking in entertainmen...
Posted by Phil on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 04:29:00 PST |
How hard is it to join a pipe? |
Really. There I was sat watching the Simpsons and munching away on my modest meal of pastas and chickens, and I hear this ominous tapping behind me. Now earlier I had a paranoid alteration with leave...
Posted by Phil on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:47:00 PST |
Phil makes breakfast |
Up early, our hero Phil is well aware of two potato waffles remaining in the freezer, in their big box taking up all that space. With a goal of going on a large shopping spree after breakfast, he thin...
Posted by Phil on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:35:00 PST |
