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AZRIEL

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About Me

.. ello.. um... dunno what to say bout myself... im a 24 year old Puerto Rican originally from Staten Island but now living in Brooklyn with my wife. I'm a graphic designer and a freelance illustrator/animator. You can check out some of my work on my site:

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My Interests

Illustration/Animation/Design; Boxing and Kickboxing (training up to my first fight in Sept.); Movies (its a very wide range but my favorites are action, scifi, and comedy); Books (mostly non-fiction, i think its more interesting to hear what people can think up. Its gotta be a kick ass story or event for me to go into fiction)

I'd like to meet:

Jesus...to tell him "you know based on the fact that more people are gonna kill, and die in your name than for any other reason in history...maybe you oughtta just go back to being a carpenter."

Hitler...to buy one of his watercolors so maybe he wont be so damn angry, and if that doesnt work, kill him.

Mary (the "virgin")...to see if she really was, and congradulate her for having the BEST excuse in history!

Natalie Portman. Heres why....
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Movies:

ugh there are MUCH too many to list here... but my top 5 in no particular order would have to be:
1. LOTR (yes the whole trilogy counts as one movie)
2. Alien and Aliens
3. Star Wars (the ORIGINAL trilogy.. and on my very nice days MAYBE episode III...MAYBE)
4. Kill Bill (both, though i'm fonder of one)
5. Sin City

Television:

The L word; Family Guy; Simpsons; basically all of adult swim.......and late at night, when everyone else is asleep... Discovery; History, TCL; and National Geographic channels.. yeah im a closet nerd like that

Books:

Tipping the Velvet; 1984; Brave New World; Harry Potter (especially 4 and 6); Dune Series; basically anything by Kurt Vonnegut; Lord of the Rings; Good Omens; Chuck Palahniuk (though his past 3 books have been kinda dissapointing); and anything David Sedaris writes

Heroes:

Jesus
HAHAHAH okay i cant keep a straight face with that one... id have to say BATMAN!......possibly Chuck Norris

My Blog

DONT SAVE WHALES....SAVE PANDAS

I don't know if this makes me evil or not.. but damn did i find this funny. ...
Posted by AZRIEL on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST

I've seen slug sex...have YOU?!!

me and tati were at an outdoor cafe in park slope one day when i noticed something slimey and spinning hanging from a tree next to her...and when i say next to her i mean like maybe 5 inches to the ri...
Posted by AZRIEL on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:28:00 PST

micheal richards... you stupid stupid man

So by now im sure we all know of the... "interesting"... events at the Laugh Factory last friday. I gotta say, im just confused by all this shit. First off, i am in no way condoning Mike's actions. I'...
Posted by AZRIEL on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:04:00 PST

3 years ago today....

Three years ago today i got the phone call that changed my life...I was busy getting dressed for school. I was actually about to leave my room when my cell phone rang. It said "Parent's Cell", but fro...
Posted by AZRIEL on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:59:00 PST

The Joys Of Unemployment

I see myself getting depressed soon.Ive been blissfully unemployed now since August, and while i have another 3 months left to reap the governments money, finding a job in the winter months is NOTORIO...
Posted by AZRIEL on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:08:00 PST

God I Miss Classic Disney!

on a whim last night i decided to dl random disney songs, alot of which were from the three biggies Little Mermaid, Aladdin & Lion King. Wow was the quality of songs SOOOOOOOOOO much better than what...
Posted by AZRIEL on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:56:00 PST

MOUSE TRAP!

For the past month ive been seeing shit out the corner of my eye running around.. i figured i was imagining it cuz what i thought i saw was bigger than a roach and i could never find it. But i saw him...
Posted by AZRIEL on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:13:00 PST

Straight people just dont understand sometimes...

You know what sucks? When you feel liek you have to edit or censure yourself around friends. Especially about what you concider to be important in your life. Case in point... my sexual orientation. I ...
Posted by AZRIEL on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:16:00 PST

A Harry Potter Prediction

While watching "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" this morning (the best of the series thus far), i began thinking of what could befall the characters in the next and last book of the series w...
Posted by AZRIEL on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:16:00 PST

why having a car in nyc sucks...

tati goes away and everything starts goin haywire!MONDAY...I take tati to the airport to go to LA.. then i go to the city to kill some time before going to boxing class. I park my car on 22nd and 7th ...
Posted by AZRIEL on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:42:00 PST