Kool-Aid Man - ProfilesArchive

About Me

First and foremost, I have alot of Kool-Aid to share with people, but not enough people to share it with, so ADD ME UP PEOPLE! Who doesn't love Kool-Aid?Well I live a very busy life. I spend most of my mornings working out in the gym, doing glass curls, pitcher presses, straw balancing, and ice cube aerobics. I maintain my high level of energy by drinking lots of sugar on a daily basis.During the afternoons, I hit the streets in search of thirsty kids. My morning workouts pay off when I am able to bust through their living room walls and give them what they crave...a nice ice cold glass of my fruity blood. I have yet to be seriously injured busting through walls of houses, but I have taken some serious beatings from irate parents. My pitcher was fractured one time by a pissed off dad swinging a toaster. I then developed an infection and almost needed a fruity blood transfusion. But I am ok now.Even though I work out, I am slighty overweight. But in my line of work I need to be. I am very top heavy also.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet other Kool-Aids of various flavors.

Music:

I am working on my first song and album. Do to liability issues and legal mumbo jumbo, I cannot reveal any info at this time.

Movies:

My agents and I are currently working out details for a 3 part epic trilogy. More details to come as they develope.

Television:

You may have seen me in commercials on TV.

Books:

Nah. Check out some of my old work I've done in comic books.

Heroes:

Mr and Mrs Kool-Aid for giving me the strength to bust through walls and for believing in my dreams of one day becoming my own pitcher of Kool-Aid.

My Blog

Who is Kool Aid Man?

Before you ask.........Well let me tell who I am NOT. I am NOT your ex-boyfriend, and I am NOT your ex-girlfriend. I am NOT Dane Cook. I am NOT here to spy on anyone. Trus...
Posted by Kool-Aid Man on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:33:00 PST

OH NO

If you could bust through someones living room wall, spill your fruity blood all over the carpeting, asbestos and dry wall everywhere, and stick around till their dad got home so you could watch them ...
Posted by Kool-Aid Man on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:39:00 PST

If you could be Kool Aid for a day

what flavor would you be? It could be one that exists, or a made up one.
Posted by Kool-Aid Man on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST

Map yourself

..> Kool-Aid Man has added a Kool new map to his profile. Check it out and map yourself! I need to know who needs Kool-Aid and where!..>...
Posted by Kool-Aid Man on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:33:00 PST

setting the record straight

No, I did not shit on the coats. I did do something to the coats, but it was not me who shit on them. I talked to that guy at work who is shapes and wears blue blockers. I also gave...
Posted by Kool-Aid Man on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:28:00 PST

OH NOOO

Oh no, what have I done to this beautiful home? I don't think I'll have the wall fixed before your dad comes home and beats you with a toaster.
Posted by Kool-Aid Man on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:04:00 PST

Fruity blood

Would anyone like me to pour them a glass of fruity blood from my idiot head?
Posted by Kool-Aid Man on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:57:00 PST

Day 1 for Kool-Aid Man

I'm sorry I haven't added much to my page yet, but right now I have to go crash through some walls and give kids some Kool-Aid. Fear not, I will be back. even Kool-Aid Man needs a little R...
Posted by Kool-Aid Man on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:37:00 PST