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Frank the Tank

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hi I am my name is Frank. I am a recently divorced 38 year old man who can drink your ass under the table. I just can't imagine having sex with only one woman for the rest of my life. Me and my best friends created our own fraternity and we turn miserable and under appreciated boys into men. I like to go out and party and there is a good chance that you will see my ass before the end of the night. Oh yeah if I am in a restarant and you see me staring at you don't be afraid. I am probably just trying to imagine what kind of underwear you are wearing. Don't let the man keep you down and in the immortal words of Whitesnake, "Here I go again on my own, going down the only road I ever known."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Federal Wildlife Marshall Willenholly, Mugatu (He got a bad rap), Buddy the Elf, Ron Burgundy (A God Among Men), Chazz Reinhold (I mean come on, he has some skills), Ricky Bobby (A Racing Legend, Steve Butabi (Who with his mad dancing skills can get all the ladies)

Heroes:

My boy Blue. What a way to go!!!!!