(Deep Voice) Hello! My name is DARTH CHEFâ„¢. I once was a guy who lived peacefully in a town named "South Park". There I gave advice to four little boys, in song.
I had sex with women daily, but I was not happy. I sought out adventure, thinking it would do some good.
To make a story short: my adventure lead me to a progame who have sex with children all around the world. I WAS HAPPY!!! The four boys tried to stop me, they succeded!........but could not stop my yearning for adventure!!!
A accident happen!!! The boys thought I was dead, I was not!!!
The people in the progame saved my life. NOW I HAVE A NEW BODY AND NO PASSION FOR CHILDREN!!!! ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE SEX WITH EVERY CHILD IN EVERY PART OF THE GLOBE!!! I AM DARTH CHEFâ„¢ AND WANT YOU TO SUCK MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS!!!
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