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Steven

Jack of all trades...Master of nothing!!!

About Me

I was born in L.A., moved to Phoenix and then to Seattle...now back in L.A...hopefully moving again in the near future. I have a curiously strong memory and enjoy retaining other people's useless information... ---------I am the luckiest person I know and have had an easy, fulfilling life. I guess that means I will die a horrific and painful death. I don't believe in karma nor do I believe that things happen for a reason. I dont believe in living each day like it was your last because sometimes I just want to watch tv and do nothing. I have come to realize that my least favorite things in the world are hiking and the word FABULOUS.I am currently pursuing a career in voice-overs...(i.e. commercial, animation, narration) aside from that, if i could live in Japan at some point in my life, I dont think i would die unfufilled or with any major regrets!!!.
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Mr. Show - Biggest Number
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3ek85X2uOE

One of my all time favorte sketches.

My Interests

Quality of life, my Mother's happiness, a good pillow. Jack, Diallo, Akane, and Sophie , trivia and useless information, less meaningless work, more productive time spent, good conversation, anything with lime as an ingredient, people who can handle drinking all night and not act like a COMPLETE douchebag, underdogs, a great fight scene, my ipod and albums, bourbon on the rocks (Jim Beam), the perfect fade, random acts of kindness from mean people, random acts of meanness from good people, KROQ circa 1986, real japanese ramen, dogs hanging out of car windows, cats just hanging out, HBO, all things japanese, and old people.

I'd like to meet:



Mr Show - "Wicked Scepter" (Rock/Gay lifestyle parody)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXxhV0LZtJs

funny shit

Music:

8O's alternative,Talking Heads, U2, Wilco, Elvis Costello, Cee-Lo, Willie Nelson, Midlake, The National, Iron Maiden,Band of Horses, Yacht Rock, The Roots, Mos-Def, The Shins, Joe Henry, Muse...to name a few.

Movies:

FLIRTING WITH DISASTER (HMMMM...I WONDER WHY??? IF U DONT KNOW, THEN ASK)...Saturday Night Fever, The Warriors, The Godfather Saga, APOCALYPTO, The Whale Rider, Empire of the Sun, Boogie Nights, Ocean's 11, Rounders, John Hughes movies from the 1980's, The Incredibles, Kung-Fu movies from the 70's, Big Night, Tommy Boy, Caddy Shack, Memento, Stir Crazy, Seven, The Bourne Identity & Supremacy...I can't think of anymore.

Television:

The Wire, Mad Men, 30 Rock, The Shield, Top Chef, Miami Ink, LA Ink, Real Sports, South Park, Weeds, Mr.Show, Kid's in the Hall, Three's Company, Six Feet, Deadwood, PTI, Wild Boyz, The Office, Conans, Chapelle's Show, Antique Road Show, Arrested Development, Lost, Real Time with Bill Maher, Extras.

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris...I dare you to find someone funnier. Carl Sagan.

Heroes:

The inventor of the Carne Asada marinade...

MASTER OF THE INTERNET
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/074b646f2b

..> MASTER OF THE INTERNET on FunnyOrDie.com ..>

very funny well made mock infomercial



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My Blog

gang Signs are cool and so are dumb white girls

Can all the nice young white girls and boys who obviously didnt grow up in South Central Los Angeles stop throwing up hand signs everytime theres a group photo. I would hate to think of all of you get...
Posted by Steven on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:09:00 PST

Andrew and Fionas wedding!!!!

Photobucket Album...
Posted by Steven on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:19:00 PST

Todays THUG/ATHLETES

Does anybody else notice that professional sports is saturated with as many headlines about their athletes getting arrested or indicted or suspended or rehabilitated or questioned by authorities or in...
Posted by Steven on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:59:00 PST

Vegetarians make me laugh!!!

Vegetarians are funny because they all wear leather...because leather comes from...soy trees??
Posted by Steven on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 11:52:00 PST