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jo-Ann

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

About Me

There are those who make things happen; those who watch things happen; and those who don't know what the heck happened.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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My Interests

Anything and everything is of interest to me. If it's not, then I can feign interest pretty easily. I've accumulated various information regarding presumed useless facts and trivia that may serve to be beneficial in the future (too bad I can't remember them on command). Other than that, I'm pretty dull.

I'd like to meet:

egotistical, plastic, teeny-boppery, shallow, unsympathetic, close-minded, pity wallowing, undependable, bitter kill joys with a stick up their asses and their noses stuck up in the air. but mostly, i want to meet people who enjoy the art of sarcasm.

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Music:

I do enjoy being serenaded....*wink*

Movies:

any movie that makes me laugh outloud or have a good cry is a movie for me...oh...and porn's always good.

Television:

Ahhh....my couch is my sanctuary, my TV is my window to unreality.

Books:

The Kite Runner, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Wicked, anything by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, The Alchemist (MY FAVORITE!!!), The Five People You Meet in Heaven (another great book!), The Bride Stripped Bare, For One More Day by Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie, The Secret, Veil of Roses.....What? I read....

Heroes:

You're my hero...but don't tell anyone else. I've lead others to believe they're my hero as well. But seriously, you and only you are my hero.

My Blog

My goal...

I want to be a SAHM: Stay at Home Mom.That is my goal.I am employed @ two places: Northridge and UCLA.  I work @ Northridge 4 days a week and have Fridays off, and I work an occassional Saturday ...
Posted by jo-Ann on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:38:00 PST

He needs help finding his testicles.

I copied and pasted this from one of my message boards.  I just thought you guys would appreciate LOL..... True Story... Happened to one of my co-worker's buddy (the guy who wrote this email ) ...
Posted by jo-Ann on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:33:00 PST

"Yes...I often dress my son in drag."

Inari doesn't really have a full head of hair.  She has a clump of hair on certain areas of her head, and some sparseness on others.  So, I totally understand some people's mistakes when she...
Posted by jo-Ann on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:57:00 PST

the secret of the ooze.................

lately i feel like i'm covered in mucus coated spit-up.  mmm....yummy, huh?inari is fighting off a cold.  she's had a slight cough since monday, and it got worse on Thursday.  Terrance ...
Posted by jo-Ann on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:30:00 PST

Oh dear gracious......

there are times when inari's crying like crazy or extremely fussy and clingy.  sometimes i look @ her and say: "my goodness!  i'm so glad i had you now!  i don't think i'll be able to h...
Posted by jo-Ann on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:53:00 PST

*sigh*

So I returned to work last Monday.  That was an extremely TIRING week!  And I only worked 4 days!  I've been off work for 5 months.  True, it was no vacation, but I was able to tak...
Posted by jo-Ann on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:03:00 PST

LOL....

So I'm stir crazy....I've pretty much gotten Inari on a routine in which I can time her naps and her bedtime.  Leaving me time to clean or go on the comp.  LOL...I need to clean....Anyways.....
Posted by jo-Ann on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:59:00 PST

i don’t want to...

I have less than a month.I go back to work on February 4.I've been off work since the beginning of September.  Actually, I think it was the last week of August.  I don't remember. Wow...5 mo...
Posted by jo-Ann on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:16:00 PST

I love this product....

Bio-Oil is a great product.  My mother-in-law told me about it.  She told me that if I wanted to get rid of my stretch marks, I should buy it.  Now, my stretch marks are still there......
Posted by jo-Ann on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:34:00 PST

I gave birth to my clone

Terrance questions as to whether or not any of his genes were used to help create Inari.  My family thought I would enjoy pictures of myself when I was little and see how much Inari looks like me...
Posted by jo-Ann on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:43:00 PST