I've escaped to reality.
How to spread the wealth:
1) Ask God for guidance.
2) Meditate.
3) Study the Bible.
4) Be at peace with yourself and with one another.
5) Spread the message.
Scripturally: How do God and Christ relate to me?
[I believe that God's name is based on the tetragrammaton... Translated to a literal "YHWH" or "Jehovah" to many. Jesus Christ was His son, messenger and inherited ruler of God's Kingdom.]
I try to keep an open-mind and understand other people.
If you stop arguing and start listening, you might learn something.
I have no political or religious ties.
I seek the truth as you do.
As my brothers and sisters in THIS lifetime...
We need to help each other to survive.
BRIEF:
Name: Ryan.
Domestics: Baiting Hollow.
Occupation: Muse.
Into: Aesthetics, knowledge and modesty.
Not Into: Mountebankery.
Makes Me Happy: Creation.
Makes Me Sad: Destruction.
Hobbies: Artistic expression, good morals and organic living.
5 Items I Can't Live Without: The five physiological methods of perception, obviously.
Vices:
Internet.
Organic 420.
Wine.
Black Coffee.
Spicy food.
Sushi.
Peanut Butter & Jelly.
I Spend Most of My Time... Evolving the human race.
If I end up missing, the government got me.
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There's no point in going crazy here.
I evolve while others are left behind.
I'm so much more than myspace.
If you want to know me... Get to know me yourself.
Otherwise, you can wait for the afterlife.
Instant Messes: kraftwerk
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"You know... You shouldn't take life too seriously...
You'll never get out alive." -- Van Wilder
"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways it won't work." -- Thomas Edison
"Imperfection is beauty; madness is genius...
And its better to be absolutely ridiculous
than absolutaly boring." -- Marilyn Monroe
The superlative song that is Ryan'sMy canonization has come with ferocityI'm not Hebrew, I'm Elw - EncryptedRepresenting Jehovah of Armies and King Christ Jesus
Properly subjected to Jehovah my God
Not publicly elected sodsWhen our leaders speak it's idiocyhip hop hippo anonymous
hypocrisies of Socrates democracyyou're beauty's pulchritudinousjuxtapositioned against our relationship and all religions are acquisitions that I'm not interested inRygul the suspicious seagull with the vicious anti-evil apocalyptic chill mix so ridiculous its killin' your spiritualistic visions ghost bustin' inhibitions are you serious? cereals stereo crisp gripped to my ribs marinated dish drippin with flavor this isyo muggle your face is muzzled you seem to be confuzzled by this puzzle get fuzzy muzzy I'm feelin buzzy but I don't have time to waste so make haste back to the future of your place myspace revelations based word driven dribble bird full of red bull and coffee taste the lines of rhymes in my head I'm not ready for bed awaken my children it's time did you hear what I said?Go go gadget helicopterbuilding to the skytear yall bear paw style claw at ya from the star car smile gnome pile up, pup youre with Dr Seuss and the banshee dancing on rainbow road hop on pop go dog go 90% waxing moon crescent trackin your whack shit your tides and flow have been shifted exposing geological tow wave disk is skippin rock igneous flippin super mario toad quit dickin i'm wicked evil vet meow mix tandoori chicken and liver better deliver finger lickin lipstick get into reverse quick you'll be addictedmy withdrawal'll make yall vomit sicker and quicker than them other dumb bitchessorry guysI dub indiscriminatelydon't even tryplease excuse me while i take out this garbageand let the dog ingive me your pawdraw four, i'm numero unoignore yallI'm the wild cardall the while throat choking dominatorpatience and love is greatersent from abovei turn bread to toast in just a matter of momentsmiraculously actuallypeanut butter an jelly in your bellya skeleton key has a bone to pick with mehead out the gutterghost trickyour dead like your stutteri can't believe your not butterx-filed like skullythis track's contagiousnecrophageous macrophageyeah, i'll devour ya corpseyour meat is grilled so chill you need a1 sauce my cannibal beat is medium rare mechanical tossed neat get out of my seat i'm the boss out of my hair you're impairedi'll defile your juvenile banter and bile you can't recant you should be ashamed don't even smileimagine your face to face with deathlaid in a graveand you're being judgedany last requestsyou should have made a leftcoulda, woulda, shoulda been savedexecution styleit's not deliveryit's a close-shavetombstone on speed dialall the whilei'm after that cheeseget off my pepperoniyou're flamboyant and frolic-ywispy lispy kiss my ass you nasty raspy pain in my ass rappers can fade fast rappin about how you're hard while you've beep the alarm on your car go check your myspace like the rest of human raceI'm kraftwerk like the macpower station worm squirmin on a german industrial beatthe devil's got heat in my seattick feeding on mequick defeat
call in for free logic advicelegally and regally pricedyou're just like mikea little old illiterate dude to set the mooddrinkin bottles of toxins amongst other things he probably shouldn't have gottentoo much noise in your head teapots spittin out whistles instead dismissin animals rain drops down sound variables like mounds almond happy happy joy joy quit bein' skimpy with your wimpy poetry stimpy you ain't a pimp skippin until you feel the effect of your banana peel slippin rippin with titanium steel select your characteryou've got none sonberserker rage like a rat in a cage blaze the haze chronic crazed like super sonic checkin' the mail after some tail up c down c left c right c a start debug demonics your head dart spitting hail shifting brain games departing at the wake of my stedgo butter your breadchocolate covered raisinet fruit loop scoop your dog poop get off the stoop you're duplicate stupid idiotI'm thecomposer of doomsday chamber music in the fortresses master bedroom of boom chillin! you're actin shifty like i'm a rap villain you're trapped like a mouse in my house who moved it after my cheese like hamburglar mcblast ya catch ya like adt shield this attack of plot-foilin soil mixed with photosynthesisthis is the illest cupcake hustlin fairy pirate chick mix but it's scary beware zombie attack flick cigarette butt head your dead cancer heart attack break apart your artery surgically precise lyrical spicy hot sauce mother front door shooting rock star computing car mileage smile kid you'll make it no need to fake your face masking anxiety asking for matches igniting my brash reaction denying universal interaction influence my flow is congruent but no actually I know as a matter of fact my actions have no traction skidding verses versus ya like a hyperplain' baby complainin to nurses is this a game to you rabid black rat rabbit in a hat frat black jack squirrel attack storing beats for winter like splinter sensei give em back the dismay on this track is like millions of tacks in your back itsy bitsy snowmen shiverin eatin ice cream deliverin in your dreams you seem to be speechless your weak at the knees i can see it how's it feel to be freed from your former existence? Godspeed is decreed in my power that's why I succeed limited time let's make this brief trolley to the land of make believe I need to relieve myself from the heat my beat has unleashed monstrous activity blowin up your city
Like a Jehovahs' witness I'm placing this track at your door I'm witty you can't ignore the power that God has given me to inform you all of His victoryThis is like drinking life saving water out of bad skin in a boat sinking like Michael Jackson abandoned like Alladin Abaddon armageddon demonic harmony fighting satan is quivering at his harm gettin misty at harmageddon's alarm great tribulation you'll be faced with hit me with your worst seek the kingdom first for resurrection I'm detecting you're guessing there must be some lesson what's the question? I'm tellin' you felon you better repent deny the serpent and we'll be friends seek forgiveness and live forever every wish fulfilled we'll chill you down? what's the deal with the trumpets and seals these locusts with scorpions tails devour your souls impaled by hate mail reap what you sow Christ's reign is beginning you better stop sinning before you're in the abyss seven headed dragon attackin your words ain't shit this track is established by fate your hatin' the day that youe judged to be slayed those who have served will be paid white horse displayed in the sky you wanna know why lions teeth sharpened mane of flame awaken! alert snake tails snappin at ya all across the earth shocked to see antioch on my block washin' his socks listen up sickle is sick n sharpened vision like riddick harbinging the harvest this sheep is thinking deep tryin to keep my life in order it ain't easy morte in the fort with a forty this ain't your forte fightin for a forts night god's knight is coming like a thief shield of faith unite girdle of truth eternal purpose suit of armor no harm i reflect burning missles and and anything wicked you're dismissed kid machinations of the devil in your imagination you think you're a rebel I'm bass and you're trebel now bounce from my level before I leave you disheveled marvel at the darkness wrestling not against blood and fleshling instead against the government and authorities gellin' like a felon with the greaves of peace good news on your shoes helmet of salvation protect your mindframe supplication and prayer you won't be the same beware sacred sanctuaryMay the undeserved kindness be with all those loving our Lord Jesus Christ in incorruptness.PRAISE JAH YOU PEOPLE!End abruptly.
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Crazy Survey
1. One rumor that's been spread about you: [Slanderers...]
2. Have you ever gone to a mall? [I hate it.]
3. Have you ever been camping? [I am one with the wilderness.]
4. Do you know how to drive stick? [Is that another camping question?]
5. Have you ever gotten your tongue frozen to something? [I think we all know the laws of physics...]
6. Would you set yourself on fire? [For what purpose?]
7. Would you live on another planet if it were possible? [If it's organic living.]
8. Have you ever prayed to Bhudda? [Jehovah is God.]
9. What are you wearing right now? [Shorts, shirt.]
10. Do you like the taste of blood? [It's not unnerving.]
11. Have you ever tried to bite a dentist? [I don't like unnatural things like dentists.]
12. Mints or chewing gum? [Sage]
13. Last time you spent $100, and what for? [Rent]
14. Do you ever use your full name? [What's in a name?]
15. Do you believe in soul mates? [I'm not against it.]
16. Yahoo or Google? [Wikipedia, fool!]
17. Have you been on drugs? [I've given up non-organic.]
18. Do you find dead people interesting? [You must mean the demons...]
19. What's your favorite album/CD? [My own music.]
20. Do you believe in free will? [Yes.]
21. What's the longest car ride/road trip you've been on? [I think this road trip called life.]
22. Would you date someone younger than you? [Depends on their maturity.]
23. What do you do most when you're bored? [I seek knowledge.]
24. Have you ever moshed? [Yeah.]
25. Have you ever been asked for an autograph? [Yeah.]
26. Have you ever had a crush on more than one person at the same time? [I believe in monogamy.]
27. What do you think about homosexual marriage? [I don't believe it's in accordance to God's will... but love does cover a multitude of sins.]
28. Would you sell your soul to the Devil? [For everything else, there's Mastercard.]
29. Have you ever gone to a private school? [Yes.]
30. Have you ever performed on stage? [Yes.]
31. Tofu or bacon? [Tofu.]
32. Tastes great, or less filling? [Organic.]
33. Logic or art? [Both.]
34. What if you had three wishes - what would you wish for? [Nothing.]
35. Where do you live? [Baiting Hollow.]
36. When you wake up, what is the first thing you think? [Thank you, God.]
37. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? [You sexy bitch!]
38. What grade are you in? [Life is learning.]
39. 'Digged' or 'dug'? [Dug, duh.]
40. Do you like poetry? [I write.]
41. Have you ever had a crush on the same sex? [No.]
42. Do you own a car? [I'm more of a pirate ship guy.]
43. Have you ever made a blood oath? [Not since that last human sacrifice got out of hand (someone forgot the salsa!)]
44. Do you like thunderstorms? [Peaceful.]
45. Do you want to get married? [Every king needs a queen.]
46. Do you like yourself? [Yeah man, I'm cool people.]
47. Have you ever met a celebrity? [There is no such thing.]
48. Have you dated anyone you met online? [Didn't work.]
49. French or Italian? [Be more specific.]
50. Collar popped or normal? [Dat sh*t don't matta when you's a pimp, son.]
51. Do you have a blog? [Just saving my progress.]
52. What store would you choose to max out a credit card? Why? [None.]
53. What is your favorite number? [3, 4, 7, 10, 12, 24.]
54. Do you believe in miracles? [You sexy thing.]
55. Do you believe in God? [His name is Jehovah.]
56. Weekdays or weekends? [Does it matter?]
57. How tall are you? [I'm not a Starbucks size.]
58. What is your favorite word? [How can you pick just one? Expand your vocabulary, man!]
59. Would you dress as the opposite sex? [Not today.]
60. Do you ever cook? [Yeah, I'm romantic like that.]
61. Name one person you love, and why: [My family. They rock.]
62. Have you ever trusted in Jesus Christ as your savior? [Absolutely! Seek the kingdom first.]
63. Meat or veggies? [Organic.]
64. Do you get motion sickness? [No.]
65. What size shoe do you wear? [Flip-flops.]
66. Have you ever failed drivers' ed? Why? [Never, I'm like James Bond.]
67. Do you feel sad often? [Am I applying for a job here?]
68. Do you have any piercings? [Down to two.]
69. What is the last thing you said to someone? [Bye.]
70. Explain what you think about abortion. [Life begins in the womb.]
71. Hot or cold? [Comfort.]
72. Do you play an instrument? [Anything, everything.]
73. Last phone call? [To a friend.]
74. Why do you like the music you do? [Because they taste like apples.]
75. Have you ever been surfing? [Yeah.. But I want to get good at it!]
76. What's your favorite store? [I like to make my own stuff.]
77. Have you ever been on a boat? [I've pirated one.]
78. Do you want to die? [Nah, I'm good Mr. Kevorkian...]
79. New York or California? [I'm thinking of converting...]
80. What is your favorite sport to watch? [EXTREME! WOO!]
81. Kleenex or Puffs? [Snot-rocket.]
82. What was the last movie you saw in a theater? [Future-proofing: Transformers or Silver Surfer probably.]
83. Why do you admire people? [For who they are.]
84. Are all the pigs lined up? [I give you all that you want.]
85. Would you have sex before marriage? Why or why not? [It's too late for me.]
86. Have you ever snuck anyone into your house? [Not since that party in high school...]
87. Have you ever failed a grade? Why? [Nope... 1337 haX0r.]
88. One best friend or many good friends? [I'm a friendly person.]
89. Do you like cows? [Some believe they're sacred.]
90. Do you hold grudges? [I'm forgiving.]
91. Are you afraid of the dark? [forces of the universe?]
92. Do you like holidays? [I'm not into corporate structure.]
93. Do you like depressing music? [Yeah, I like Mozart.]
94. What was the last insult you received? [Satan!]
95. McDonalds or Burger King? [Ew.]
96. What's your favorite car? [Batmobile?]
97. Cappuccino or coffee? [Coffee... Black.]
98. Have you ever been in an accident? [Oops.]
99. Sprite or 7Up? [Water.]
100. Do you like the band Nine Inch Nails? [Even more so.]
101. Watching or playing sports? [Playing.]
102. Have you ever been homeless? [Nomad.]
103. What's your family like? [Crazy, but I love 'em.]
104. Status quo or radical change? [Radical change and then status quo.]
105. Who is the most unique person you know, and why? [God.]
106. Would you flip off the pope? [He's insignificant, I wouldn't waste my energy.]
107. Who is your newest friend? [You.]
108. Do you drink soda? [I think I've given up.]
109. Coke or Pepsi? [Water.]
110. Would you run from the police? [It beats walking.. lol.]
111. Do you have a boyfriend? [Uh.. no.]
112. Have you ever broken a bone? [Nope.. I'm like the Juggernaut.]
113. Do you know anyone who has never left their home state? [I know people who haven't even explored their state of mind.]
114. Where did you get your last email from? [Spam.]
115. Would you do drugs? [Not man-made pharmaceuticals.]
116. Do you believe in magic? [Silly muggle.]
117. Have you ever been in a movie? [Probably.]
118. Have you ever beat someone up? [I'm a friendly, peaceful people.]
119. Touch or be touched? [Is that a threat?]
120. Have you ever stolen something over $20? [I used to be all anti-corporate. I don't shoplift anymore.]
121. Sunrise or sunset?[ They're both beautiful.]
122. Lace or satin? [They're both sexy.]
123. Cars or planes? [Whatever.]
124. Pink or blue? [Does it matter?]
125. Do you have a cell phone? [Nah man, I'm free like the wind.]
126. Have you ever been home schooled? [I'm always schoolin' myself.]
127. Do you believe in aliens? [If they exist, I don't concern myself with their affairs.]
128. Last time you used the bathroom? [Just showered.]
129. Are you a health freak? [I just live intelligently.]
130. Would you have plastic surgery? [Yeah, I'd fix all those broken toys I've got stashed away.]
131. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? [Yeah.]
132. Your first crush: [Dunno.. Probably a teacher.]
133. What's your favorite band? [Rubher.]
134. Last kiss? [Girl...]
135. Snakes or rabbits? [Rakes.]
136. Group or single dates? [Single.]
137. Do you have any pets? Why? [German Shepherd/Wolf named Fender.]
138. Tan or pale? [Healthy.]
139. One goal you'd like to achieve this year: [Defy.]
140. Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbor? [Love your neighbor...]
141. Do you like seafood? [I ♥ sushi.]
142. Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point? [Cedar Point? The place by the beach that underage kids go to drink? Not for a while.]
143. What was the last insult you GAVE? [I try not to.]
144. Have you ever read an article about defeating MySpace addiction? [I'm not an addict.. I can stop anytime I want.(Just 56 more questions..)]
145. What is your biggest fear? [Phobaphobia.]
146. If you could change one thing about yourself, it would be: [Nothing.. All I am is a unique and imperfect being.]
147. Do you shower daily? [Yeah.]
148. Have you ever asked someone out? [Yeah.]
149. What is your lucky number? [I don't believe in luck.]
150. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? [One time a bunch of Mexicans threw me into the back of a truck and kidnapped me... No... not really.]
151. Have you ever gone rock climbing? [The fake kind.]
152. Have you ever cried in public? [Maybe a tear or two at the end of a film.]
153. What is your favorite name? [The one they call me...]
154. Do you like taking surveys? [If I'm bored enough..]
155. Have you ever been to a concert? [Plenty.]
156. What do you call those little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces? [The word "aglet" (or "aiglet") comes from Old French "aguillette" (or "aiguillette"), which is the diminutive of "aguille" (or "aiguilee"), meaning "needle". This in turn comes from the original Latin word for needle: "acus".]
157. How are you feeling right now? [At peace.]
158. Have you ever been arrested? Why? [It's in the past.]
159. Do you drink enough water? [Water is the source of life.]
160. Dominos or Pizza Hut? [Ew.]
161. Have you ever been on the radio? [I won a freestyle contest when I was a kid.]
162. Would you go skydiving? [You mean falling... Sure.]
163. How often do you visit your myspace/xanga/etc profile? [When I run my internet errands.]
164. Why are they called fingers if they don't fing? [Go ask your mother.]
165. Do you get annoyed easily? [No, I'm pretty patient.]
166. Have you ever done yoga? [I've invented my own.]
167. Pancakes or waffles? [Waffles with PB&J.]
168. How easily do you trust people? Why? [I think I start everyone off at level one.. And it's a gradual increase from there.]
169. Magazines or books? [Either.]
170. Do you wear perfume? [Toilet water...]
171. Bagels or chicken? [Bagels, I guess.}
172. Do you brush and floss? [Yeah.]
173. What's your favorite color? [The rainbow.]
174. Do you stop to smell the roses? [Yes.]
175. Do you believe in spontaneous combustion? [Well, hell... I AM pretty spontaneous!]
176. Mom or Dad? [...]
177. You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possesions? [Eat them!]
178. Have you ever sworn? [I try to use more intelligent words.]
179. Do you have a crush right now? [Maybe...]
180. Favorite celebrity? [There's no such thing.]
181. Do you like dancing? [Jungle me up!]
182. Have you ever shoplifted? [Not anymore.]
183. Have you ever gone to a public school? [Many...]
184. Do you want to go to college? [Been there, done that.]
185. Day or night? [They all just merge at some point.]
186. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? [I like companionship.]
187. What would you change about the past? [Nothing.]
188. Jeans or skirt? [Jeans for me, thanks.]
189. Have you ever gone streaking? [Probably.]
190. Have you ever tackled someone? [Probably.]
191. Have you ever been dumped? [Yeah.]
192. Do you like tongue twisters? [Shlure.]
193. When do you go to bed? [When I'm tired.]
194. Shorts or pants? [Depends on the weather.]
195. What is your favorite musical instrument? [Drums and bass.]
196. Are you rude? [Not really.]
197. Have you ever been on a cruise? [Nope.]
198. What do you think of reality TV? [I don't watch TV.]
199. Where were you born? [Southampton.]
200. Have you ever seen Nine Inch Nails in concert? [I sure have =]
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