I'm Violator, the Waffle Sponsered Lesbianâ„¢Married to Martin Ives, who beats me and makes me call him big boy. Have female 'bits on the side' when he's not looking. And get a bashing when he finds out.
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Music, Depeche Mode, White Rain, Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Mike Patton, Peeping Tom, Reece Shearsmith, The Sims, Guitar, Fashion, Garbage, Queen Adreena, Three Movements.
Friends, preferably from the UK, possibly from Waffle.
AFI, Aerosmith, Aphex Twin, Atari Teenage Riot, At The Drive-In, Audioslave, Andy C, Butt Melt, Blood Brothers, Bif Naked, The Breeders, Blur, Beyoncé, The Clash, The Cranberries, Christina Aguilera, The Dead Kennedys, Dave Gahan, Depeche Mode, D4, Dandy Warhols, DJ Shadow, Erasure, Eva Cassidy, Eurythmics, The Eagles, Faith No More, Five, Finch, Foo Fighters, Godspeed! You Black Emporer, Glassjaw, Gwen Stefani, Garbage, Gary Numan, The Hives, The Icarus Line, Interpol, Incubus, The Isles, Joy Division, Jimi Hendrix, Justin Timberlake, JJ72, Kate Bush, Looks Like Rain, Mars Volta, Melt Banana, Mogwai, Mudhoney, Morrissey, Mr Bungle, Mansun, Martin Gore, Madness, M Beat, Muse, Natalie Imbruglia, No Doubt, New Order, Placebo, The Pixies, Pitchshifter, Pink Floyd, Prince, The Prodigy, Pearl Jam, Pink, Peeping Tom, Queen Adreena, Queens Of The Stone Age, Queen, any other bands beginning with queen, Radiohead, Roxy Music, REM, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Republica, The Rolling Stones, The Ramones, Sigur Ros, Sticky Backs, Sheryl Crow, The Stranglers, Squeeze, Shakespear's Sister, The Smiths, Silverchair, The Strokes, Shatner's Bassoon, Scissor Sisters, Sex Pistols, Three Movements, TaTu, Tears For Fears, Therapy?, Underworld, Violent Femmes, The Who, The White Stripes, Most Old School Dance and Eighties Electro Pop.
Snakes On A Plane, American Psycho, Fight Club, Twenty Four Hour party People, The Score, Stand By Me, Wilt, Girl, Interrupted, Quadrophenia, Tommy, 12 Monkeys, Amelie, Shallow Grave, Dark Crystal, Igby Goes Down, The Lost Boys, The Goonies, Requiem For A Dream, Sleepers, The Virgin Suicides, The Opposite of Sex, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Kill Bill 1 and 2, The Fast And The Furious, Ring, Chocolat, Sitcom, Les Apprentis, The Little Mermaid, Harry Potter 3, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Cabaret, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Filth and the Fury, Gone With The Wind, The Crow, Seven, Grosse Pointe Blank, Bill and Ted 1 and 2, Gone In 60 Seconds, Lord of the Rings 3, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Three Colours Trilogy, Cinema Paradiso, Etrê et Avoir, à Ma Souer, Delicatessen, Salo, Maléna, Intacto, 8 Women, Dans Ma Peau, Spirited Away, Akira, Kids, COffee and Cigarettes, Clueles, xXx, Spiderman 1 and 2, Zoolander, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Starsky and Hutch, Bill and Ted (both), Anita and Me, Big Lebowski, Bridget Jones (both), Dogma, Gia, Velvet Goldmine, Chasing Amy, School of Rock, Lord of the Flies, Sideways, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Beyond the Sea, The Butterfly Effect, Finding Neverland, 21 Grams, Nil By Mouth, Pi, Monster, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, Panic Room, Thirteen, Spun, Fargo, The Rules of Attraction, Ordinary Decent Criminal, Reservoir Dogs, GoodFellas, True Romance, Taxi Driver, Leon, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Incredibles, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Death To Smoochy, Labyrinth, Strictly Ballroom, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Trainspotting, American History X, Memento, Withnail & I, Big Fish, Team America, Donnie Darko, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Dune, Scarface, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Boys Don't Cry, Intermission, Heathers, Shaun Of The Dead, Bend It Like Beckham, Dracula, Edward Scissorhands, Indiana Jones (all), Back To The Future (all), Casablanca, Charade, Arsenic and Old Lace, Sabrina Fair, Roman Holiday, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Lost In Translation, Million Dollar Baby, Closer, Paris When It Sizzles, Clockwork Orange, Secret Window, Carlito's Way, Mona Lisa Smile, Catch Me If You Can, Funny Face, Life Of Brian, The Quest For The holy Grail, The Meaning of Life, And Now For Something Completely Different, Gladiator, Saving Private Ryan, Mysterious Skin, Stealing Beauty, Phantom Of The Opera, Don't Look Now, Mysterious Skin. And other things I may have forgotten, because these are just a fraction of what I own.
Day Today, Brasseye, Jam, Red Dwarf, Black Books, Twin Peaks, Marion and Geoff, Spaced, Adam and Joe, League of Gentleman, Family Guy, Smith and Jones, Danger Mouse, Button Moon, Inspector Gadget, Eddie Izzard, Gormenghast, Pride and Prejudice, Tales of the City, The Chronicles Of Narnia, Queer as Folk, The Office, Extras, Green Wing, Catterick, tLC, Peep Show, Garth Meranghi's Dark Place, Nathan Barley, Cowboy Bebop
Read as authors; Joseph Heller, Nietzsche, CS Lewis, Iain Banks, Thomas Pynchon, Chuck Palahniak, Joanne Harris, JK Rowling, Anne Rice, Tom Sharpe, Dan Brown, Alexander McCall Smith, Tolkien, Clive Barker, Bill Bryson, Scott Adams, Irvine Welsh, George Orwell, Robert Ludlum, Ben Elton, Stephen Fry, Alex Garland, Douglas Adams, Nick Hornby, Terry Pratchett, Oscar Wilde, Virginia Woolf, H.P. Lovecraft, Sarah Kane, Margaret Atwood, Charles Bukowski, Phillip Pullman, Will Self, Tennessee Williams, Evelyn Waugh, Jostein Gaarder, Brett Easton Ellis, Louis De Bernieres, Mervyn Peake, Stephen King, Luke Rhinehart, Vladimir Nabokov, Sylvia Plath, Charles Dickens, Marcus Aurelius, Jack Kerouac, Julien Barnes, Jacqueline Susann, Douglas Coupland, Poppy Z Brite, Helen Fielding, Susannah Kaysen, Charlotte Bronte, William Faulkner, Hunter S Thompson, Truman Capote, Graham Greene, Robert Graves, Monica Ali, Meera Syal, G.P. Taylor, John Pilger, Lynne Truss, Robert Harris, Edgar Allen Poe, Mario Puzo and anyone else I've forgotten.
Mike Patton, Reece Shearsmith, Spike Spiegel, Shirley Manson, Dave Gahan, Chris Morris, Angelina Jolie, Shannon Sosseman, Chloe Sevigny, Samuel L. Jackson.