Hey, I'm Clean Ocean. I'm kind of rare these days, but I can be found. I'm a global entity, you can find me in over half the places in the world. However, there's been a bit of a problem - I'm trying to stay clean in such a dirty, dirty world.
When I say dirty, I mean: DIRTY. I've been dealing with a lot of things that are invading my clean space. I'm a neat freak, so I like to keep things tidy. Some of the things that are bothering my cleanliness include waste run-off, overfishing, trolling, and evasive species (just a few examples)
I'm the kind of thing you really don't want to make angry. I have my ways of retaliating, such as washing away sandcastles you spent 2 hours building, and turning into dead zones. I hate to be so spiteful, but your sandcastles should look more like castles - not a bucket mold.
I have salt with everything (you know, I am the ocean) but it tends to bloat me the next day.
Oh yeah, I should tell you that I'm currently in anger management, and I've been in rehab for about 30 years. Right now, I've got an awesome sponsor, THE NATURAL RESOURCES DEFENSE COUNCIL - OCEAN PROTECTION who keeps me in check by spending a lot of time in DC and in the courts fighting to keep me clean, restore my life, and get me off the toxic stuff.
