According to experts, my personality type is :
Evil Genius
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All kinds of stuff, but it has to be fun or funny or fun to make fun of, stuff thats still funny even after it wasn't funny the first time or things that get funnier the more you think about them.
the guy who invented the Bottle Opener...THAT GUY is a genius. And the guy who improved the pull tab on beer cans, so we don't ever have to step on a poptop again. Smart people like those guys. cause once when I was a little kid I stepped on an old pull tab with the sharp piece of alunimum, and cut my foot real bad. I was so traumatized that I didn't drink beer again for long time after that...it was about a week.
Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?
Ta mo bhriste tri thine
Ta mo bhriste tri thine - 'My trousers are on fire.'You're a few bricks short of a load, aren't you? You're probably not allowed to use sharp objects and you should be locked in a rubber room. With Rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. With rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats...
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I like everything except Lynerd Skynerd. They are just not funny at all.
The Holy Grail. Arthur. Leslie Nielsen is hilarious. Idiocracy.
Movies, preferably good ones. On DVD. So I can skip to the good parts without wearing out the VCR.
are for people who don't need to watch TV. I read a lot. SF is my drug of choice although I will sometimes pick up one of my wifes million and one self-help books that she leaves in obvious places thru-out the apt. I think she's trying to help me help myself. she still hasn't picked up on how great Fritz Lieber or Philip K. Dick or Harlan Ellison or Heinlein or Asimov are although I leave those books all over the apt too.
THAT guy, you know who I'm talking about.
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