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Tomcat

Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart

About Me

I am the middle finger of SNATCH AND THE FINGERS. I also play guitar for TROUBLE MAKER sometimes. I was going to start a new band in San Jose, but I got sidetracked and ended up as the new bassist for CHEAPSKATE. Yes, I am as surprised as you. Just wait. I have been in a bunch of bands that you never heard of, and thats probably a good thing. I have also been in some that you might have heard. And then promptly wished you hadn't.

According to experts, my personality type is :
Evil Genius

Other people like me display these traits.

  • They have long tongues
  • They have 6 fingers on each hand
  • They sometimes pick their nose
  • They are great kissers

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    My Interests

    All kinds of stuff, but it has to be fun or funny or fun to make fun of, stuff thats still funny even after it wasn't funny the first time or things that get funnier the more you think about them.

    I'd like to meet:

    the guy who invented the Bottle Opener...THAT GUY is a genius. And the guy who improved the pull tab on beer cans, so we don't ever have to step on a poptop again. Smart people like those guys. cause once when I was a little kid I stepped on an old pull tab with the sharp piece of alunimum, and cut my foot real bad. I was so traumatized that I didn't drink beer again for long time after that...it was about a week.
    Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?


    Ta mo bhriste tri thine
    Ta mo bhriste tri thine - 'My trousers are on fire.'You're a few bricks short of a load, aren't you? You're probably not allowed to use sharp objects and you should be locked in a rubber room. With Rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. With rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats...
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    Music:

    I like everything except Lynerd Skynerd. They are just not funny at all.

    Movies:

    The Holy Grail. Arthur. Leslie Nielsen is hilarious. Idiocracy.

    Television:

    Movies, preferably good ones. On DVD. So I can skip to the good parts without wearing out the VCR.

    Books:

    are for people who don't need to watch TV. I read a lot. SF is my drug of choice although I will sometimes pick up one of my wifes million and one self-help books that she leaves in obvious places thru-out the apt. I think she's trying to help me help myself. she still hasn't picked up on how great Fritz Lieber or Philip K. Dick or Harlan Ellison or Heinlein or Asimov are although I leave those books all over the apt too.

    Heroes:

    THAT guy, you know who I'm talking about. DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com

    DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com

    My Blog

    Further Misadventures Set In Verse Form

    Well, prose actually. Flowery, flowing beautiful prose that evokes a sense of wonder in the minds of my readers...   Yeah right... Thursday, I got out of bed and went into the bathro...(lets skip...
    Posted by Tomcat on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:14:00 PST

    Chatting with iGod

     Me: Help me, oh lord, in my time of need...God:Can you ask for help in the form of a question?Me: Can you give me a bigger penis, so that I may pleasure the females of my tribe?God:You...
    Posted by Tomcat on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:59:00 PST

    Way Super Cool

    Yesterday I was in a quandary (thats a four dollar word for having too many choices and not knowing what to do). On one hand, Trouble Maker was going to play at gilman and I was NOT going to miss that...
    Posted by Tomcat on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:16:00 PST

    Moved

    I'm just about done moving, just a few more odds and ends to move to storage and then I will be settled in SJ. My new phone # is 408-252-1015 if you need to get ahold of me. just leave a message even ...
    Posted by Tomcat on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:26:00 PST

    Moving

    Yep, I'm moving to San Jose at the end of  December. My grandfather is too old to take care of himself alone anymore so we (me, my wife and daughter) are moving in with him in Cupertino. My wife ...
    Posted by Tomcat on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST

    Mystery Lump

    New song: Dedicated to the Shootin Lucy crew and friends... Mystery Lump I got a Mystery Lump on my head and I know it wasn't there when I went to bed Maybe I was fightin' Squirrels and raccoons ...
    Posted by Tomcat on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:19:00 PST

    New Song... English to Spanish and Back Again

    I need another beer to do that the quarter doing to turn I am at the top needed another beer ignited to oblivion to be caused to begin with a beer to deal with you and then had hardly other because I ...
    Posted by Tomcat on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:03:00 PST

    Sometimes

    I'm crazy, & sometimes I'm not. Friday I started with a a double screwdriver when I got home ftrom work. & then I had two more. Then I got a twelvepack of pabst and picked up steve. Then we we...
    Posted by Tomcat on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:48:00 PST

    no subject

    I'm not gonna write a blog about it. 
    Posted by Tomcat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Hmmm...That's what I would do...

    The next time I offer you unasked for advice on how you should be living your life while I am drunk off my ass, you should punch me in the mouth, cause that's what I would do. Much love to y'all an...
    Posted by Tomcat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST