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About Me

I've been told that I have fabulous shoes. I don't pretend to be modest because I do, in fact, have quite a collection of "Fuck Me Heels". I spend the majority of my paycheck on acquiring such a collection that I am fated to be forever broke.

I indulge myself with unhealthy vices. I smoke two packs of Marlboro Reds (Cowboy Killers) per day and drink too much Red Bull and coffee.

The highlight of my life is that I have somehow managed to fill the little moments with people whom I adore, music I love, and Otte Boutique on N5 & Bedford Ave.

With all that said, my real name is Nicole. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

My Interests

I like art, but I don't paint.
I like music, but I play no instrument.
I like Paris, but I go there rarely.
By "interests", do you mean what I like or what I do?
I do go to work. I do go to Starbucks. I do sleep, A lot.
Oh, Oh...I got it.
I like and I do smoke. A lot.

I am a genius!

I'd like to meet:

The emotionally handicapped, (like-minded people).

Music:

There are truly too many to name. However, one man indeed deserves a bit of extra attention...ELTON JOHN.

Movies:

Muriel's Wedding

Television:

Dr. Girlfriend: I can't believe you saved it. What are these hard chunks?
Phantom Limb: My...tears.

Thank you, World Leaders Entertainment, for bringing us Venture Bros!

Books:

I've been slacking on reading lately...But the list below makes me feel good about myself, so I'm keeping it up here.

Bitch (In Praise of Difficult Women): Elizabeth Wurtzel, Stranger in a Strage Land:Robert Heinlein, Jitterbug Perfume: Tom Robbins, His Dark Materials: Philip Pullman, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Douglas Adams, To Kill a Mockingbird: Harper Lee, Winnie the Pooh: AA Milne, Jane Eyre: Charlotte BrontÃ«, Catch-22: Joseph Heller, The Wind in the Willows: Kenneth Grahame, Great Expectations: Charles Dickens, Little Women: Louisa May Alcott, Middlemarch: George Eliot, A Prayer For Owen Meany: John Irving, We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will be Killed With Our Families (Stories from Rwanda): Philip Gourevitch, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland: Lewis Carroll, One Hundred Years Of Solitude: Gabriel GarcÃa MÃ¡rquez, The Pillars Of The Earth: Ken Follett, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory: Roald Dahl, A Town Like Alice: Nevil Shute, Persuasion: Jane Austen, Dune: Frank Herbert, Emma: Jane Austen, Anne Of Green Gables: LM Montgomery, The Great Gatsby: F Scott Fitzgerald, Animal Farm: George Orwell, The Shell Seekers: Rosamunde Pilcher, The Secret Garden: Frances Hodgson Burnett, Of Mice And Men: John Steinbeck, The BFG: Roald Dahl, Swallows And Amazons: Arthur Ransome, Artemis Fowl: Eoin Colfer, Angels and Demons: Dan Brown, Slaughterhouse-Five: Kurt Vonnegut, Crime And Punishment: Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Noughts And Crosses: Malorie Blackman, Memoirs Of A Geisha: Arthur Golden, Guards! Guards!: Terry Pratchett, Lord Of The Flies: William Golding, Perfume: Patrick SÃ¼skind, The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists: Robert Tressell, Night Watch: Terry Pratchett, Matilda: Roald Dahl, The Twits: Roald Dahl, I Capture The Castle: Dodie Smith, The God Of Small Things: Arundhati Roy, Vicky Angel: Jacqueline Wilson, Brave New World: Aldous Huxley, Cold Comfort Farm: Stella Gibbons, Magician: Raymond E Feist, On The Road: Jack Kerouac, The Clan Of The Cave Bear: Jean M Auel, The Colour Of Magic: Terry Pratchett, The Alchemist: Paulo Coelho, Battle Royale: Koushun Takami, Ender's Game: Orson Scott Card...

This about wraps it up:
"I'm a middleweight. Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books like "Unbearable Lightness of Being" and "Love in the Time of Cholera." And I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right? Just kidding. But I have to say...my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography "Cash" by Johnny Cash."

Heroes:

Humbert Humbert

My Blog

Bouncing Souls and John Cusack...

So I do this thing before bed. Music. I lay in bed with the warm powerbook on my lap (honestly, its on the crotch-giggidy, giggidy), and jam out by myself to whatever I'm in the mood for. Which is esp...
Posted by Nicole on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:07:00 PST

Attn: Grey Ant Denim Designers, THANK YOU!

No Lie! This is my ass. All thanks to Grey Ant. I'm so proud that I was able to experience the "JLO comments" before I died....
Posted by Nicole on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:37:00 PST

I love it! I think it is genius.

Pure brilliance; unlike any of their other albums. Well, maybe not completely different...Ugly Organ is similar in certain ways. Regardless, I can't get it out of my head.
Posted by Nicole on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:05:00 PST

If I am begining to look a little crazy, this is why.

I don't sleep nearly enough, as one should. Ironically, this has nothing to do with my addiction with caffeine. I'm better now. I haven't had a Red Bull in a week. Impressed right? I am too. ;)Feeding...
Posted by Nicole on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:55:00 PST

;)

I'm so happy that I could die.
Posted by Nicole on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 01:03:00 PST

Pictures...

My life... This is me when I wake up: My morning cigarette: The following are photos of my favorite toy. It vibrates! I win: Ben looses: Wylie: ...
Posted by Nicole on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:29:00 PST

Women

Germaine Greer an Aussie writer, best known as a standard bearer of the women's liberation movement in 1971 wrote "The Female Eunuch". In this work she states "She is more body than soul, more soul th...
Posted by Nicole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm not quite sure...

It's 4:22 a.m. I keep doing this to myself not really sure as to why. The "this" I am referring to is the not sleeping. I have managed to drastically increase my caffeine intake. I had been drinking t...
Posted by Nicole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gold Fish

I've had four goldfish in the past 2 weeks. The first died within a few hours. Pet Supermarket sold me sick fish. Not my fault. However, the others I have no explanation for. What am I doing wrong? I'...
Posted by Nicole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST