DJ NEFF

24 years of learning have taught me that I shouldnt put things i find on the street in my mouth. Never run with scissors. Always tell my mom I love her. Treat people like you should be treated. Don't do drugs. Turn off the oven after Im done using it. Always wear a mask when spraypainting. Playdoh is not toxic, and tastes salty. Smoking causes lots of bad things like cancer. Play nice with girls. Never trust a guy with shorts that go above his knees. Or a girl with shorts below hers. Answer the phone politely. Drink lots of water. Good friends are forever. Music is subjective. Shampoo then Condition. Repeat. Say thank you. Many people don't have the same sense of humor. Vitamin C if i'm sick. Television rots my brain. Stand up straight. Good shoes are hard to find. Eventually a man needs to buy his own underwear. Handwriting is important, so is always having a pen. Listen. Now if I could only get that last one right. One day.