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Jason

It's not cheating if it's a hobo.

About Me

I feel more awkward than I look and I look slightly awkward. I talk with my hands, which results in me knocking over beers, but I still manage to get kissed. I like hilarious and ridiculous tangents that lead no where and mean nothing, but are later referenced in the night or in life. I like experimentation and exploring, but laziness can get the best of me. I want to make everyone feel comfortable, which is not to say I am necessarily good at it. I sometimes talk to bums and sometimes find them to be insightful. I am musical and sing often. If you are near me, I will probably sing about you. I sometimes feel bored and boring. I seem to need very little to get by, but maybe I am simply depriving myself. I love the company of those genuinely humorous. I believe everyone has good stories, it's just a matter of delivery.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sincere people who don't mask their insecurities or dwell on them, who keep their chin up as shit goes down, who are sad and hopeful, funny and modest, polite yet aware of silly conventions, who will sleep on a couch, the floor, a park bench, who believe in principle, who are sympathetic, who will eat it after it fell on the floor, who will keep me out longer than I want to be, who will invite me to Europe on a whim, exciting and excitable, who listen and can hold the reigns when I feel like being silent, who like my advice, or at least want to hear it, who like things and do things, who will hop in the car and drive until the sun comes up, because, well, I'm a terrible night driver and there is no time to waste.