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Hon. Max Powers

any jackass can kick in a barn door, yet it takes a carpenter to build one!

About Me

Normal, down to earth individual who isn't trying to keep up the latest trend of today- hair like the Heat Miser. I'm told I have one killer sense of humor, give me a person with a pulse and I assure you they'll have fun. Born in the Bronx, raised in NJ great mix of 1/2 Pork Chop (Portuguese) 1/2 Guinea (Italian). Remember any jackass can kick in a barn door, yet it takes a carpenter to build one!
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My Interests

Public Service, Cooking, Travel, Humor - I'm game for just about anything legal.

I'd like to meet:

The founding fathers of our nation, great inventors – anyone can build on or maintain an idea but how incredible to be the first person to have a vision and make something useful out of it.

Music:

Pretty much open to anything

Movies:

Any good comedy, horror, action.

Television:

Shark, CSI (Las Vegas, Miami, NY), Cold Case, Las Vegas and how can resist some reality tv.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Types of Bar Patrons

Your mother is always kvetching that you'll never meet anyone in a bar. As usual, your mother is so, so wrong. In fact, bars are second only to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings for sexy people like you w...
Posted by Hon. Max Powers on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:07:00 PST

Best Website Ever

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ Hot Chicks with Douchebags
Posted by Hon. Max Powers on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST

Lyrics to Heat Miser Song

I'm Mister Green ChristmasI'm Mister SunI'm Mister Heat BlisterI'm Mister Hundred and OneThey call me Heat Miser,What ever I touchStarts to melt in my clutchI'm too much! He's Mister Green ChristmasH...
Posted by Hon. Max Powers on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST

BROOKLYN TONY

The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Brooklyn Tony.He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the fi...
Posted by Hon. Max Powers on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:23:00 PST

Tired of sitting in traffic?

Tired of waiting endlessly in Parkway traffic on your way down the shore? If you're like most of us, there's a good chance you've spent countless hours staring at the back of the same bumper, riding y...
Posted by Hon. Max Powers on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:42:00 PST

COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL

1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half... 2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below 3) Fold the other end, exactly as before 4) Now, simply turn it over... What a coincidence! A ...
Posted by Hon. Max Powers on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:11:00 PST

A house that was built and paid for with the sweat of U.S. drivers...

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Posted by Hon. Max Powers on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:38:00 PST

Rejected Titles for Brokeback Mountain

    OKLAHOMO        HIGH NOONER        THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES        JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON        POLE...
Posted by Hon. Max Powers on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:35:00 PST

Difference between potentially and realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is thedifference between potentially and realistically?"The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sle...
Posted by Hon. Max Powers on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:20:00 PST

The Italian Tomato Garden

An old Italian man lived alone in the country.He wanted to dig his tomato garden,but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.The old man...
Posted by Hon. Max Powers on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:21:00 PST