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Let's just say anyone who finds any of this even mildly amusing.
Everything but the Girl, Durutti Column, Astrud Gilberto, PJ Harvey, Elvis Costello, My Bloody Valentine, Don Drummond, Gary Valenciano, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Shelleyan Orphan, Downy Mildew, Alton Ellis, Vina Morales, Ray Valera, Barbie's Cradle, Bebel Gilberto, Joao Gilberto, Bela Fleck, Cecilio & Kapono, Cesaria Evora, Cocteau Twins, Sharon Cuneta, Gilberto Gil, David Lanz, David Torn, Diana Krall, Dido, Goldie, Stereolab, Beth Orton, Steely Dan, Hall & Oates, Badly Drawn Boy, Keahiwai, The Apo Hiking Society, Pops Fernandez, Martin Nievera, Lenny Williams, Aimee Mann, Bjork, Brian Eno, Harold Budd, Mazzy Star, Maria McKee, Nick Drake, Pat Metheny Group, Paula Cole, Peter Gabriel, Portishead, Queen, Radiohead, Sade, The Smiths, Stan Getz, The Sundays, Toots & The Maytals, Wilco, The Skatalites, Sigur Ros, Rickie Lee Jones, Curtis Mayfield, Kristin Hersh, 10000 Maniacs, Dave Matthews Band, Pizzicato Five, Jeff Buckley, Sarah Mclachlan, Sarah Vaughn, David Gray, Julia Fordham, John Coltrane, Brian McKnight, My Brightest Diamond, Explosions in the Sky, Roberta Flack, James Taylor, Daft Punk, Air, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Anita Baker, The Cars, Donny Hathaway, Jorge Ben, Luscious Jackson, Tinariwen, Zero 7
3-Iron, 12 Angry Men, 28 Days Later, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, 84 Charing Cross Road, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Accidental Tourist, Adaptation, The African Queen, Akira, Almost Famous, Always, Amelie, The Andromeda Strain, Army of Darkness, Babette's Feast, Bagdad Cafe, Barbarella, Barcelona, Beautiful Girls, Bedazzled (1967), Beetlejuice, Before Sunset, Being John Malkovich, Being There, Best in Show, The Big Blue, Big Fish, The Big Lebowski, Big Night, Big Trouble in Little China, Black Orpheus, Blade Runner, Blazing Saddles, Blue, The Bourne Identity, Branded to Kill, Brazil, Breaker Morant, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Broken Flowers, Bulworth, Casablanca, The Castle of Cagliostro, Chances Are, Children of Men, Chungking Express, Chushingura, Citizen Ruth, City of God, City of Joy, Cold Comfort Farm, Coming to America, The Commitments, Contact, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Dark City, The Dark Crystal, Das Boot, Dawn of the Dead, Delicatessen, Desk Set, Devil in a Blue Dress, Doctor Zhivago, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove, The Dreamlife of Angels, Drunken Master, Dumb and Dumber, Eat Drink Man Woman, Election, Elizabeth, Enter the Dragon, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Everyone Says I Love You, Excalibur, Factotum, Fallen Angels, Falling Down, Fargo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fiddler on the Roof, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, Firestarter, A Fish Called Wanda, The Flight of the Phoenix (1965), Flirting with Disaster, Forrest Gump, The Four Feathers, Frantic, Freaks, Friday, Fried Green Tomatoes, The Frighteners, From Hell, The Fugitive, Galaxy Express 999, Galaxy Quest, Gattaca, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Ghost in the Shell, Ghost World, Glengarry Glen Ross, Go, The Godfather Part II, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Gorky Park, Gosford Park, The Grapes of Wrath, Grave of the Fireflies, The Great Dictator, The Grifters, Grosse Pointe Blank, Groundhog Day, The Handmaid's Tale, Harold and Maude, Harriet the Spy, Hard Boiled, Heat, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Hellboy, His Girl Friday, Home for the Holidays, Howards End, The Host, The Hudsucker Proxy, The Ice Storm, I Heart Huckabees, I Love You to Death, Il Mostro, Il Postino, Immortality, In the Mood for Love, Incredible Adventures of Wallace & Gromit, Infernal Affairs, The Iron Giant, James and the Giant Peach, Ju Dou, Juno, K-19: The Widowmaker, Kill Bill: Vol. 1, The Killing Fields, Kiss of the Dragon, Knocked Up, Kundun, Kung Fu Hustle, L.A. Confidential, L.A. Story, La Brassiere, La Femme Nikita, Labyrinth, The Last of the Mohicans, Lawrence of Arabia, Leaving Las Vegas, Legend, Les Visiteurs, Liberty Heights, Life Is Beautiful, The Lion in Winter, Little Man Tate, Little Miss Sunshine, Lolita (1997), The Longest Yard, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Lost in Translation, Man in the Wilderness, Mary Poppins, M*A*S*H, Matilda, The Matrix, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Mediterraneo, Memento, Memories of Murder, Metropolitan, Michael Clayton, Mighty Aphrodite, Misery, Mississippi Masala, Modern Times, Monsieur Verdoux, Monsoon Wedding, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Much Ado About Nothing, Munich, My Dinner with Andre, My Fair Lady, My Neighbor Totoro, My Own Private Idaho, Mystery Men, Nacho Libre, The Name of the Rose, The Nasty Girl, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Needing You, Never Been Kissed, Never Say Never Again, The NeverEnding Story, Ninja Scroll, Nobody Knows, No Country for Old Men, North by Northwest, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Odd Couple, Office Space, Oldboy, An Officer and a Gentleman, Once Were Warriors, Orlando, Otaku no Video, The Out-of-Towners (1970), Pan's Labyrinth, Papillon, Paris Texas, A Passage to India, Party Girl, Patton, Payback, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Perfect Storm, Peter's Friends, The Pink Panther, Pirates of the Caribbean: Black Pearl, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Planet of the Apes (1968), Pleasantville, Pretty in Pink, The Princess Bride, Princess Mononoke, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, The Producers (1968), The Professional, Pulp Fiction, Punch-Drunk Love, The Purple Rose of Cairo, Pushing Hands, Queen Margot, The Quiet Man, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Raise the Red Lantern, Raising Arizona, Rashomon, Read or Die, Rear Window (1954), Remains of the Day, Requiem for a Dream, Requiem for a Heavyweight, Reservoir Dogs, Return to Paradise, Ridicule, The Ring (2002), Rize, The Road to Wellville, Roman Holiday, Romeo & Juliet (1968), Romeo is Bleeding, Romper Stomper, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Ronin, A Room with a View, Roujin Z, Roxanne, The Royal Tenenbaums, Run Lola Run, Runaway Train, Running on Empty, Rushmore, Sabrina (1954), Safe, Saving Private Ryan, Say Anything, Scarface, The Scent of Green Papaya, The School of Rock, Scrooged, Secretary, Secrets & Lies, Sense and Sensibility, Seven Samurai, The Seven Year Itch, Sex and Lucia, sex lies and videotape, Shakespeare in Love, Shall We Dance? (1995), Shallow Grave, Shaun of the Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, The Shop Around the Corner, Shopgirl, Sideways, The Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, A Single Girl, Sixteen Candles, The Sixth Sense, Sliding Doors, Smiles of a Summer Night, Smilla's Sense of Snow, Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, The Snapper, Solyaris, Some Like It Hot, Soylent Green, Spaceballs, Spirited Away, Stalag 17, Stand by Me, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Stir of Echoes, Strictly Ballroom, Sunset Boulevard, Super Troopers, Sweet and Lowdown, Syriana, The Tailor of Panama, Tampopo, A Taxing Woman, The Terminator, The Thin Man, The Third Man, Three Kings, Three Seasons, Throw Momma From the Train, Time Bandits, To Catch a Thief, To Die For, To Kill a Mockingbird, To Live, Tony Takitani, Tootsie, Topsy-Turvy, Tora! Tora! Tora!, Torch Song Trilogy, Traffik, Trainspotting, The Triplets of Belleville, Tron, Truly Madly Deeply, The Truman Show, The Twilight Samurai, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Undercover Brother, Unforgiven, The Usual Suspects, Valmont, The Vertical Ray of the Sun, The Virgin Suicides, Wait Until Dark, The War of the Roses, The Wedding Banquet, The Wedding Singer, When Harry Met Sally, When We Were Kings, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Who's Harry Crumb?, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Wit, The Witches, The Witches of Eastwick, Withnail and I, The Wizard of Oz, Wizards, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Wonder Boys, The World According to Garp, Y tu mamá también, The Yakuza Papers, Yojimbo, Young Frankenstein, Zero Effect, Zorba the Greek
Singles in the City, The Wire, Spongebob Squarepants, Iron Chef, Lonely Planet, Trading Spaces, The Shield, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, A Cook's Tour, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, The Oblongs, C-SPAN at 3 in the morning, Good Eats, Mythbusters, Law & Order, The West Wing, CSI, Battlestar Galactica, Ugly Betty, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Globe Trekker, How It's Made, Shaun the Sheep, Crayon Shin-chan, Sex and the City, Oz, Firefly, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, How I Met Your Mother, Top Gear, Shaun the Sheep, Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, Chowder, Everybody Hates Chris, Austin City Limits, Robot Chicken, Mission Hill, M*A*S*H, I Love Lucy, Deadliest Catch, The Sopranos, The Cosby Show, Becker, Inuyasha, Scrubs, That ‘70s Show, The Simpsons, America’s Test Kitchen, Iron Chef, All in the Family, Taxi, Murphy Brown, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, The X-FIles, The Twilight Zone, KIng of the Hill, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Addams Family, Monk, Psych
Dune, The Crying of Lot 49, Deception, Mage, Alice in Wonderland, Stranger in a Strange Land, Grapes of Wrath, Understanding Comics, The Liar, Nausicaa, Concrete Island, Red Sorghum, Interview with the Vampire, The Book of the New Sun, Watchmen, Maus, Lord of Light, The Eight, Foucault's Pendulum, A Malady of Magicks, The Accidental Tourist, The Chronicles of Amber, The Elric Saga, The Bridge of Birds, Neuromancer, Kitchen, Wraeththu, Drinker of Souls, Lord of the Rings, Caves of Steel, Armor, Shipping News, Fafhrd and the Gray Mouse, Mote in God's Eye, Contact, A Song of Ice and Fire, Tigana, The Bohr Maker, Ender's Game, Devil in a Blue Dress, The Real Story, The Left Hand of Darkness, Half Past Human, The Colour of Magic, Love in the Time of Cholera, Solaris, The Wind-up Bird Chronicle, Remains of the Day, The Walrus and the Warwolf, The Man in the High Castle, Hyperion, On a Pale Horse, Good Omens, Nexus, Bone, Household Gods, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, Imajica, Android's Dream, Safe Area Gorazde, Persepolis, Epileptic, American Splendor, Transmetropolitan, Choke, Fight Club, The Watchmen, Latro in the Mist