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Deirdre Halliwell

The Diva With A Dong!

About Me



Deirdre Halliwell http://deirdrehalliwell.bebo.com/

I am HUUUUUUUUUGE in Japan!

I began singing in a Cabaret Pop style many many moons ago...

I AM NOW OLD, FREE, SINGLE & VERY SLACK!
Foreign Ways To Say Diva With A Dong & Other Deirdreisms!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/8/2005
Band Website: deirdrehalliwell.bebo.com
Band Members: Deirdre Halliwell

Age : Possibly 74

Place Of Birth : Beaverfleurgen, Scandanavia

Current Location : Glasgay!

After a lengthy retirement, i am back, slack and gagging!

The reason for my absence was that i inserted a carmen roller into my Vulva after mistaking it for my Tampax! It was electric!

I am a Cult...well, i am sure that's what those young neds shouted at me last Thursday...

My EX Husband was a lying, cheating, wanker who loved to play mind games...sadly for him, i am a psycho. I'm like Baby Jane on Acid, so don't mess with me boys or i'll gut you like a fish with my razor sharp tongue!

I AM AVAILABLE FOR GIGS ANYTIME! MESSAGE ME FOR BOOKINGS OR A WEE CHAT! I ALSO LOVE TO HAVE LASHINGS OF ALCOHOL AND A GOOD KNEES UP!
Influences: Mary Kiani
Bea Arthur
The Krankies
Wynnie La Freak
Lady Munter
Bethany Capri
Dusty O
Pete Burns
Boy George
Vanessa Van Outen
Janet Brownfun
Felicity Badshag
Osama Bin Liner
Sounds Like: Hazell Dean on Crack
Jeanette Krankie
Doris Gay
Agnetha Falsecock
Bette Davis
Pete Burns On Prozac
Record Label: Sweaty Chuff Records Ltd
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

I’ll Be Frank, You Be Peggy...But Yer Still A Minger!

I giggle my tits off sometimes at some people. I really do. Support bra's are no use either! Now, as a woman in the public eye, you all know that i am completely honest... I KNOW that i will never win...
Posted by Deirdre Halliwell on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:34:00 PST

The Fook Factor!

I'm sitting here rattling WORSE than Judy Finnegan! I came off one load of my pills on Friday and i am now in withdrawl! I am shaking like a lesbian at a KD Lang concert! And apart from that, my Knees...
Posted by Deirdre Halliwell on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:57:00 PST

Multiple Stalkers & The Tweenies!

..> Now as a woman in the public eye, i am used to adoration. However, i am not used to the lusty and part-musty attentions of the younger generation of fans i have gathered!It's like this. You m...
Posted by Deirdre Halliwell on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

Fook! Myra Is The New Judy Finnegan!

Well, what can I say? A woman of my age should stay at home knitting! Last night was an interesting night to say the least... My wee boy got picked up at 4pm and then Vanessa burst through my saloon d...
Posted by Deirdre Halliwell on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:19:00 PST

I Hate Spongers!

A pet hate of mine is SPONGING! You know the thing i mean. People who borrow money left right and centre and never pay it back. They claim to be skint but always seem to have money for 'the dancing'.....
Posted by Deirdre Halliwell on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:49:00 PST

The Childishness Of Bebo Friends Lists!

You know, the top 16 etiquette on bebo is a mystery to me!I don't give a hoot who has me at number 1 or 16!But some people are acting like 5 year olds over where they appear on my list. In fact, ...
Posted by Deirdre Halliwell on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:30:00 PST

Halliwell In The Family Way Again!

Now as much as a shock as it can be to anyone...I still have the means to make babies! I went to the doctors earlier today and he informed me that my bloated stomach and flatulence were caused by the ...
Posted by Deirdre Halliwell on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:48:00 PST

Valley Of The Dolls News

Valley Of The Dolls has been postponed until October 27th. It is now going to be a sensational Halloween gig and will be promoted like mad! So if all you girls spread the word, i would be grateful and...
Posted by Deirdre Halliwell on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:06:00 PST

Antony Cotton? Oh How Fabulous. NOT!

Oh deary deary me. Antony Cotton has been transformed into yet ANOTHER 'safe gay'... I haven't witnessed his show before today and i was full of high hopes as i have loved him in Queer As Folk & ...
Posted by Deirdre Halliwell on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:51:00 PST

Migraine-Tastic!

Oh lassies!I have just woke up! At 4pm!In the name!Well, last night i was talking to Scott on the phone (don't worry, it was the free hour thing!) and i was fine. Good so far!And then, was chatting to...
Posted by Deirdre Halliwell on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:52:00 PST