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Helena, Empress of the Impossible

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OK CUPID TEST RESULTS
What kind of Dominatrix would you be?
Goddess
You scored 73% Dominance and 88% Technique!

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You are, quite simply, mind-blowingly and unbearably hot. You would not just be a "good" dominatrix. You would be - hell, you *are* - a stunning and breathtaking sexual experience for whatever man is lucky enough to be captured by you. Whatever you do, don't let your talents go to waste. Use them. Nurture them. Impart them to others. And, if all else fails, call me ;-) Thank you for taking my test, Ma'am - I hope we can meet someday.
Which Classy Dame are You? Test
Barbara Stanwyck
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You scored 33% grit, 9% wit, 47% flair, and 26% class!
You're a tough dame, a bit of a spitfire, and you can even be a little dangerous, but you do it with such flair that almost all is forgiven (and even when it's not, you're still the most interesting woman in the room). You can be witty and charming, all right, but you have a tough streak that keeps you focused and sometimes deadly. You've had quite a climb to get where you are, but you're a hard worker and you mostly deserve all you get...and then some. You might end up destroying everything around you, but you must admit...you've got style. Your leading men include Henry Fonda, Fred MacMurray, and when you forget yourself, Gary Cooper.
What level of Sexual Hell are you on ? Test
HELL LEVEL 3
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Raw score: 85%
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.
I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.
AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?
FETISH KNOWLEDGE
You scored 64% for basic knowledge, 71% for advanced knowledge, 45% for perverted knowledge and 40% for obscure knowledge
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The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).


Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created.

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Your results:
You are Mystique Mystique 94% Lex Luthor 86% Dr. Doom 84% Mr. Freeze 81% Apocalypse 81% Venom 80% Catwoman 80% Two-Face 78% Poison Ivy 78% Dark Phoenix 77% Magneto 75% Riddler 71% The Joker 70% Green Goblin 62% Kingpin 62% Juggernaut 54% Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.
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My Interests




This looks like so much fun, I plan on competing!
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Magic specifically mentalism
Card counting
Sportsbetting
De Sade, Adam Smith, J.M Keynes, Chomsky, and other misunderstood thinkers.
CROSS-DRESSERS SURVEY
About You
Do you use hormones? no
Have you (or do you plan to) get surgery? yes
What is your female name? Helena
Are you straight, gay or bi? bi
Do you consider yourself a male or female? female
Do you cross-dress for a sexual thrill? yes
Do you read gay or straight porn? straight
Do you have other fetishes? yes
Are you a closet CD or have you come out? closet CD
Could you pass for a woman? yes
Favorites
Favorite artcle of women's clothing purple minidress
Favorite purse black
Faveorite pair of women's shoes snakeskin anklestraps
Favorite kind of lingerie bodysuit
Favorite brand of make-up Ben Nye
Favorite brand of hose Danskin
Forget boxers and briefs! Panties or thongs? panties
Thigh highs, knee highs or pantyhose? pantyhose
Skirts or dresses? dresses
Bra or bustier? bra
Tanga or boy shorts? ?
If you cross-dress at the beach, bikini or 1-piece? 1-piece
Night out with girl friends or CD friends? When

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I'd like to meet:

In Reno or possibly Bay area-
Other T girls and open minded G girls.
Guys need to understand that I have a filthy guy's mind and I'm not fooled for a second. We can have fun, but don't get too possessive. it's like the Leslie Gore song-"You Don't Own Me". If you can deal with that we could thrill each other. Outside this area, other harmless weirdos.
Expanding conciousness is a reason why we're alive!
Helena Davis will go to jail for ...

Mooning some cops

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

Music:

Johny Cash
Concrete Blonde
Tom Tom Club
Tarantino Soundtracks
Vanessa Daou
Nina Hagen
Maria McKee Otherwise classic Country, Classic Soul or Chillout.
Pretty much anything as long as it displays talent and imagination.

Movies:

Just saw Vantage Point-loved it! Anything by Quentin Tarantino.

Television:

The Dune mini-series (both of them) Hell's Kitchen
Futurama
South Park

Books:

FLIM FLAM by James Randi
The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
Any Mike Hammer novel(no one describes women better than Mickey Spillane!)
I've just finished the first FOUNDATION by Asimov

Heroes:

Jim Hightower and all those who fight the good fight against modern Prohibition!

My Blog

ABOUT THE GUN

I've looked at the "Fun and Danger" video I've decided that I should post a qualifier regarding violence! I don't mean to come off as a violent person or a preson who advocates violent resolutions. I ...
Posted by Helena, Empress of the Impossible on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:46:00 PST

Aswers 4 & 5

sharkeysports Are you sure you wouldn't be losing your individuality? Granted the sex would be phemonemal-I'd have to choose MFFFF. But you're going to start thinking alike on alot of things, not jus...
Posted by Helena, Empress of the Impossible on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:25:00 PST

Answers . 2 & 3

Salek All women. Chris Oh We are Borg.. Cool.. I don't know.. I am thinking I would have people that were nice, warm and Kind who did not judge people. But my then people should evolve out of all...
Posted by Helena, Empress of the Impossible on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:23:00 PST

Answer .1

Answers to that question in Yahoo #1: Just Too ... Just think how much trouble that might cause. NO work would ever get done! The consciousnesses who were doing mudane things would be WAY too intere...
Posted by Helena, Empress of the Impossible on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:22:00 PST