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Pipkin

Who are you, and what are you doing in my bathroom?!

About Me

Pipkin is an animal native to the Midwest area of the Americas. Usually found in dark, heavily wooded areas, this animal is also prone to intoxication commonly caused by PC games and Science Fiction.Aggressive under most circumstances, approach to such an animal should be done with utmost caution. Unless, of course, one proceeds with proper gifts to sooth it's temper.Once befriended and properly trained, Pipkin makes a valuable companion, capable of hunting, gathering, and preparing delicious foods.
------------------------------------------------------Despit e the warnings of my friends and family, I have moved away..claiming a new life in the great, northern land of Canada. I now live in Vancouver, BC, with my heterosexual life-mate and my two cats. I draw naked, anthropomorphic animals often ( http://www.furaffinity.net/user/pipkin/ ) and that is likely to be the reasoning my parents may wish to disown me in the future.
Having graduated from a college of Culinary Arts with honors, I now wear a crisp white uniform with double rows of buttons to work every day. Ah..that, and a nice tall hat. I carry knives and butcher meat often.
My cooking is delicious.
I also like girls....in -that- way.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Anneliese
Birthday: June 29th
Habits: Drawing, picking my scalp, slouching, cooking, thinking homicidal thoughts
Current Location: Vancouver, BC
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Light brown
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German/Norwegian/Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red Chucks
Your Weakness: Caffine addiction
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken, Goat's cheese, and Artichokes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not getting pregnant
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: zomg
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Fuck, I don't want to wake up.."
Your Best Physical Feature: my ass
Your Bedtime: 10:30pm
Your Most Missed Memory: Fishing with my family
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi..they make Mountian Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc. Donalds
Single or Group Dates: ...Dates?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino..I'm a foo-foo chef, after all.
Do you Smoke: Fuck no.
Do you Swear: Fuck Yes.
Do you Sing: Like an opera singer.
Do you Shower Daily: I bet everyone lies when they answer this question.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: I did. Graduated with Honors.
Do you want to get Married: No.
Do you belive in yourself: Of course.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd fuck me, if that's what you mean.
Are you a Health Freak: Naw, I'm an American!
: Chuck Norris.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh, yes.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Every. Fucking. Day.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Nyquil count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I guess so..
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ew.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes (I was serving pasta...)
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In my bathtub.
Ever been Drunk: Every. Fucking. Day.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up:
How do you want to Die: I don't.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Retired.
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 12
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Folks from my old home town of Richfield, Minnesota. People I thought to be dead. People I have not talked to in years. (It's nice to see how some have changed)

Music:

My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Monster Magnet, Nirvana, The Faint, Placebo, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Gaffeizil, Screaming Mechanical Brain, Retard-o-Bot, KMFDM, Lords of Acid, Praga Khan, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, Nightwish

Television:

Porno, Unhappily Ever After, Family Guy, Cannabal the Musical, Futurama, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, G.I. Joe, your mama.

Books:

Watership Down, Dragon Lance, America: the Book, JtHM

Heroes:

Ed Gein, Edward Kemper, and IKEA. I wanna kill people, molest their corpses, and then make cheap, fashionable furnature out of them!

My Blog

WHOA!

You wanna read my blog? Go here, buttwipe: http://www.livejournal.com/users/Pipkin
Posted by Pipkin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST