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Vyral

About Me

If you wanted to know our biography, you'd go out and buy a book about it, wouldn't you? So let's skip the dumbass formalities and get straight to the point.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 26/06/2004
Band Website: http://www.vyral.com/
Band Members: Skar Chaos: Vocals / Mixing & Samples / Programming / Destroyer of Inanimate Objects / Lyrics

The Corpse: Keys / Vocals / Bed wetting and/or Peeing Pants / Lyrics

Joker S. Tragedy: Lyrics

Insidious MD: Guitar / Horrible Sounds / Teamkilling / Lyrics

Ace J. Hunter: Professional Mascot / Punching Bag / Guidance Counselor / Undead Fighter Pilot / Lyrics

Influences: If we listed our influences, you would probably end up thinking, 'Wow, these guys are complete toolboxes." In fact, you'd think we were an entire fucking Black and Decker factory. In fact, who on Myspace lists influences that they want to make them look 'artsy' and 'obscure'? Everybody, right? Want us to be truthful? We're influenced by farts, taints, Uncle Muscles Hour, and a bunch of other bullshit that sucks. If you want, we can say we're influenced by fucking Poe and thermodynamic science, because that would certainly make us look awesome, wouldn't it? Do you really even give a shit what we're influenced by? If you are, we're surprised, because we sure as shit don't.

Sounds Like: A massive explosion of feces sliding out of your anus at supersonic speed!
Record Label: Carcinogen Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Where did it go?

I can't really begin to phrase it any better than that. Where the fuck did it all go? The time... the effort... the desire. Your good buddy Skar has learned a very important lesson recently. Fuck ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:43:00 GMT

And When We Think About You...

Recent Events:- Skar gets mad at Insidious for playing Xbox instead of playing guitar while he tracks vocals. WTF? D+- Butthurt. B-- Halloween coming up. No show. Just a big, fat FAIL.- Candy...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:23:00 GMT

Alive? Maybe just live, or is it Memorex?

So I'm sure no one has been asking, "What has Vyral been up to lately?" We sure as fuck wouldn't if we were you. Some people think we're dead. Well we are. DEAD AWESOME! It's been a strange few m...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:42:00 GMT

LHKR8, Diaper-faces, and more!

There was a little boy walking down the road one day. It was a pretty summer day, and in one hand, he carried a very plump, fresh apple. In the other fist, he held a banana (penis). These were gift...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:45:00 GMT

Just Added: Bruiser [ Album Mix ]

No, we haven't disappeared.  We've been slogging through the recording process and we're psyched to tell you that things are shaping up to be really, really big!So, to bide your time, we've decid...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:43:00 GMT

Father of The Year Nominee

I'm really disappointed in this kid.  You're 7 years old!  GROW THE FUCK UP AND WEAR THE GOD DAMNED JERSEY, ASSHOLE!Go Ravens!  Win that World Series Championship Dick Bowl!- Insidious ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:46:00 GMT

"Hi. Im a Mac, and Im wasted."

So, many of you know that good old Skar is an Apple enthusiast. He's one of those annoying people that whenever you are having a problem with your Pc tells you it's because you're using a windows com...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 20:02:00 GMT

Recording makes me sentimental. Dick.

Album Journal Pt. 1 So I'm sure everyone (and by that I mean no one) has been wondering what Vyral has been up to since our triumphant Halloween Craptacular. Well, we've been working on our full len...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:49:00 GMT

Aftermath of Destruction

Blood, severed legs, Ace's unsuccessful escape, and The Corpse's tighty-whitey boxer shorts.  Indeed, there's no better way to spend your fucking Halloween! With the Halloween extravaganza done ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:44:00 GMT

For Halloween, plan on The Depot.

October 31st. It's the one night of the year when fairy princesses, flesh-eating ghouls, fat Supermans*, and Ed Reed can all somehow coexist, brought together on suburban streets under the summons of...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:24:00 GMT