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SWORD WARRIOR

A dark night is upon us

About Me

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
On the eve of January the 28th, I was freed doth a prison of lights, where against thy will I was held alongside thy arch nemesis, Dragon Queen. 'Tis now that I must useth my POWERS to protect the mortals from Dragon Queen's death fire. Dragon Queen can shape change with the power of 1000 gypsies! Dragon Queen will eat the children of Somalia and laugh as she expels their remains from her bowels.
And let this be a warning: EITHER YOU ARE WITH SWORD WARRIOR OR YOU ARE AGAINST HIM.GODSPEED!

My Interests

POWERS, dwarves, moonrocks, dragon slayers, swords, staffs, BEARDS o' plenty

I'd like to meet:

GYPSIES (I will destroy them all), The Lord of the Ringtones, Tom (He is a gypsy in disguise), Mongoloid children

Music:

anything with a lute or lyre.

Movies:

i eat kittens

Television:

i have no genitals

Books:

i will crush your puny soul

Heroes:

wizards know no glory but their own