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Bastard Keith

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I sing. I drink. I talk. Deal with it.

My Interests

Wine, women, song and wine. And burlesque and wine and beer.

I'd like to meet:

People of talent, taste and excellence. And a few alcoholics and hussies.

Music:

If it's good enough for me to sing, it has a spot in the pantheon.

Movies:

The last one I watched was Oceans 11. The original, you philistines! And also this porn about a particularly saucy insurance claims adjuster, though that one put me to sleep.

Television:

Leave me alone.

Books:

The Decameron, Tom Jones

Heroes:

Me.