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Big Dirty

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

..Im just an average joe during the week. wake my sorry ass up, go to work and space out all day, go home. once 5pm strikes on a friday evening, this poor disgusting disgruntled piece of sorry german shit turns into the weekend warrior from hell.ok most of that was exaggeration.... for real this timeim just a straight guy who loves music, creativity, and to make unsuspecting ppl laugh. i enjoy everything from a good laugh to getting a free blowjob. i play bass. been doing the whole bass thing for over 13 years and still waiting to get good at it. lol, i can hold my own.i love tattooes. body art and personal expression mean a great deal to me. just another way i can express my existance in physical form. i love chicks in latex! dunno why but the touch and smell of latex on a beautiful body is such a sensual thing.
c hec k o ut th e c a rt o on i m a d e o f my s e l f (y o u mak e o n e to o a n d repo s t it) :
Y ou g u y s a ll sho u ld ma k e on e o f t hes e , af t e r y o u are don e ju s t cl i ck on t he m y s pac e butt o n t o repost it ! C l ick here t o m a k e o n e .
T h is i s what t h e myspac e bu t to n lo o k s l i k e :
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y o u will see i t A F T ER you c r e at e y o u r c a r to o n .

My Interests

I'm interested in anything metal, bass, fetish, latex, etc. Bands feel free to add either myself. Book some shows together or just get drunk together!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is metal. Bands wanting to network and book shows. I'm for anyone up for a good conversation most of the time. i wouldnt mind meeting jack nicholson. that motherfucker is bad!!

Music:

WHORE OF BABYLON, Meyvn, Shrapnel, Vesperian Sorrow, Vows in Ashes, Slow Motion Crush, Scattered Remains, Megadeth, Motorhead, Angel Witch, Death Angel, Morbid Angel, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Malevolent Creation, Testament, Metal Church (RIP David Wayne), Slayer, Alice Cooper, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Label Society, Static-X, Dream Theater, Symphony-X, Kings-X, Racer-X, Steve Vai, Telas, Dangerous Toys, Watchtower, Spiral Architect, Savatage, Warlock, Helloween, Stratovarius, Dark Tranquillity, Soilwork, Amon Amarth, Vintersorg, Borknagar, Dimmu Borgir, Emperor, Rotting Christ, Moonspell, Type O Negative, The Cure (no really), Susperia, and if a band wasnt listed here, chances are that ive listened to them, just dont remember then off hand.

Movies:

All Hellraisers, The Stand, Powder, Airheads, Beavis & Butthead do America, The Stoned Age, Band of Brothers, Underworld, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Schindlers List, Wishmaster, Legend, Dark Crystal, Neverending Story, Vampire Hunter D

Television:

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Alice Cooper.... You come across as having a twisted creative mind
and a liking for the dark. You are dark and
mysterious. You also have a very strong moral
outlook on life and are quite smart. Probably
a good person with a wild side or a wild person
with a good side. Either way. You can be
entertaining without using substances either.
Which rockstar are you like?
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What metal band are you?
Opeth
You are Opeth! You are very poetic with your lyrics, and your music flows like a waterfall. Your emotions change from angry to sad very quickly. Some people don't like you because you can sound too depressing. You're one of the best metal bands in the world, and you worship your fans!

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You Are Tequilla
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk! You'll take any shot that's offered up to you... Even if it tastes like sock sweat! And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What alcoholic drink are you? I am 10% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom
How evil are you?

Books:

Any Metal Zine period
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: brandon
Birthday: 10-24-80
Birthplace: llano, tx
Current Location: austin, tx
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'5.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: german baby!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: old worn out doc martins
Your Weakness: food
Your Fears: prohibition all over again
Your Perfect Pizza: size of a monstertruck tire covered in cheese, bell pepper and red onions and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: tour the southeast part of the usa
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: you pussy
Thoughts First Waking Up: no mommie i dont wanna go to school
Your Best Physical Feature: my weiner. lol, jk. my hair
Your Bedtime: 4am
Your Most Missed Memory: my girlfriends birthday
Pepsi or Coke: budweiser
MacDonalds or Burger King: hooters
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: red bull
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: what the fuck do u think?
Do you Sing: in the shower i rock
Do you Shower Daily: bi-weekly
Have you Been in Love: yea
Do you want to go to College: been there already
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yup
Are you a Health Freak: somewhat
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh fuck yea
Do you play an Instrument: duh
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: umm, i dont remember last month
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a penny from the change tray at a gas station
Ever been Drunk: dont remember
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: on stage
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: myself
What country would you most like to Visit: german
Number of CDs I own: 10000000000000000000
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all but one
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

Craig Leach, Bryan Cameron, Rob Gardner, Buddah, Budweiser, Dave Mustaine, Jessica Wilkes, The Muppets, Television, and finally - moles.

My Blog

Post-Whorematic Stress Syndrome

It's been a while since I have posted a blog but after tonight, I feel compelled to write one.  It's been several months since my departure from the Whore of Babylon, and I've just returned from ...
Posted by Big Dirty on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:23:00 PST

Something that sucks

Well, where to start.  I had to resign my position as bassist for Whore of Babylon today with much sorrow.  We've laughed, cried, sweated, and bled together as a team, but current events had...
Posted by Big Dirty on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:07:00 PST

Enigma Computers now open for business

As most of you know already, I'm a huge computer geek.  To those who don't know me that well, I'm a huge computer geek.  So to make a long story short, I've decided to open my own computer s...
Posted by Big Dirty on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:03:00 PST

A very hard weekend.......

Man I tell you what guys this weekend started fucking awesome and quickly went to shit.  My band, Whore of Babylon, played a show in the Dallas area called Sluggfest and man do I even have to exp...
Posted by Big Dirty on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:41:00 PST

Travel Trailor Needed!!

Hey you sick fuckers out there! This is Brandon from Whore of Babylon with an issue. We are about to embark on a pilgrimage of madness with our fellow metalers Vows in Ashes to Mexico and am in need...
Posted by Big Dirty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Go to www.whoreofbabylon.net for the official bandsite, www.myspace.com/babylon rising

Do it cuz Brandon said so!! I'll swallow your soul.
Posted by Big Dirty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST