The reunion of the century. |
I'm in San Francisco with my BFF. I got in last night, took the wrong bus, and ended up sitting in a Holiday Inn parking lot until Whit could find me. We stayed up until the middle of the night talkin...
Posted by heather on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:48:00 PST |
Mama look a booboo |
My dad says that he hears my grandmother's voice lecturing him whenever he leaves the water running as he brushes his teeth. Whitney will wear her retainer for a couple days every few months because h...
Posted by heather on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:01:00 PST |
All that napping came back to bite me in the ass. |
Sometimes I'm really surprised to look back on my childhood and realize how much of a little farm girl I was. I remember always being embarrassed when I'd get to school and find alfalfa in my pockets ...
Posted by heather on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:21:00 PST |
I’m so tired, but I can’t sleep. |
This week I had PMS like the old days, before I went on birth control. The kind signified by mood swings so drastic that it seemed it couldn't be merely an imminent menstrual period, but that I was, i...
Posted by heather on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:15:00 PST |
two snazzy dressers: |
Today I showed Drew this picture of a boy that I think is so so cute:And he laughed and took out this photo of me:
I don't know this cute boy who wears sweaters like mine, but he goes ...
Posted by heather on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:14:00 PST |
How do you know if a lawyer is lying? Their lips are moving! |
I started law school this week. We had a week-long mandatory orientation, meaning I had to sit through hours and hours of Law School Information Sessions- some interesting, but mostly c...
Posted by heather on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:15:00 PST |
Friends 4 Lyfe |
W-o-m-x-n. No more 'women.' No more embracing the y chromosome with 'womyn.'In fact, I'm going to replace all y's with x's in all of my writing from now on.This is a revolution.This is what a feminist...
Posted by heather on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST |
My mom just sent me this e-mail: |
Do realize that if you do an anagram of your name it can make "Airhead Hater"? and "Hate Diarrhea?" How cool is THAT?...
Posted by heather on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:51:00 PST |
let me shoop to the next man in the three-piece suit |
It's so funny when people say "bum rush."
When I do Drew's dishes, sometimes I catch myself thinking, "What the shit? Why am I doing his dishes?! Because I'm the woman?! Because it's the societal role...
Posted by heather on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:11:00 PST |
Just a band |
So I live somewhere new now. It's a two bedroom in northwest salt lake, and it's really cute. I live with my sweet Drew, and we're together turning this house into a home (and kitschy haven). We ...
Posted by heather on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:29:00 PST |
