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Whitney

Books, once read, make good bullet proofing.

About Me

"Nobody likes to believe in an Iron Monster that eats tractors and cars."

Sports Blog

God Log

My Interests

Government conspiracies, triceratops, Ted Williams, Monday crosswords, theoretical cosmology

I'd like to meet:

Someone with only Y chromosomes and Mel Gibson.

Music:



Movies:

Clint Eastwood, Jean-Pierre Leaud, Badlands, An Angel at my Table, Winter Light, and All the Real Girls

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm and Shark Week

Books:

Currently: Steinbeck and Cormac McCarthy

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Bruce Willis, and Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen

My Blog

Youve Got to Admit its Getting Better

After consuming a platter of sushi, two donuts, a bowl of frosted shredded wheat, and a handful of these nasty chocolate caramel things, I realized I'm probably a bit depressed tonight. So, I figure, ...
Posted by Whitney on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:34:00 PST

Ooo! Those Clocks Be Sexy!

I keep refreshing my new "Scrabulous" application on Facebook, but no one seems to be obsessively checking their's like I am. You should play with me...don't worry, it's not totally homosexual like th...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:29:00 PST

Take Me to the Burger King, Most Definitely!

It's a good thing Mos Def loves the BK so much, because they have veggie burgers. This will be a plus for me, him, and our children because none of us (will) like meat. Oh...I got distracted...I was w...
Posted by Whitney on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:04:00 PST

My Little Toe Itches

San Francisco has really taken a toll on me health-wise. Like, I've had four periods in two months, two really bad neck strains, and a really erratic appetite. Now I'm getting a cold. I'm blaming this...
Posted by Whitney on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:18:00 PST

Heather Has a Big Mouth

This has been the best San Francisco weekend ever. Because my Provo girl is here! Heather and I spent the weekend drinking way too much soda, eating food with names we can't pronounce, and watching TV...
Posted by Whitney on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:39:00 PST

Do I Know Poncho Villa?? We Had Lunch Together!

I just got through giving myself a haircut and my neck has that horrible itchy feeling you get when there are short stray hairs refusing to be brushed off. Also, I have no idea how it looks because I ...
Posted by Whitney on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:11:00 PST

In Which Our Heroine Discusses Things That Are Nasty

Muni was what I would call at least a little strange today. The driver this morning was having some control issues. Even though the bus was packed with people (and somehow I always end up in the posit...
Posted by Whitney on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST

Heaven and Fantasy Sports

Not only do I now have internet in my apartment, but Latishe (my roommate) totally worked her magic (showed her boobs) and got us free cable. And not even just standard cable. Like, the extended ...
Posted by Whitney on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:06:00 PST

Flowers Would Never Stay In Your Hair In This Wind

Internet hasn't been exactly scarce here in San Francisco, but it has been pretty cold and certainly uncomfortable. As in, I only can get internet at my house on the roof when there is a cloud cover a...
Posted by Whitney on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:51:00 PST

Tonight At Two AM

Me (watching Arby's commercial): I think I'd marry that boy.Heather: You'd marry the beefstick boy?Drew (in strange accent): The Show Must Go Oooonnn!"Me: Yes.Heather: So you're saying you'd marry the...
Posted by Whitney on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:48:00 PST