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I'd like to meet:

Certain Ladies: Paola Rey!! Kate Mara, Garcelle Beauvais, Nikki Cox, Lanisha Cole, ALYSSA MILANO, Tatyana Ali...

Troy G., Owen Wilson, Wes Anderson, Bruce Lee, Slash, Sheed, E-Rob, Pee-Wee Herman, Koko B. Ware, Charlie Chaplin, Michael Savage, George Washington, Ricky Gervais, Bob Ross, Mashpotato Johnson, Cicero, Voltaire...
And probably not you.OH SNAP!

Music:

TAKEN (rip), Poison the Well, Darkest Hour DragonForce, AFI, These Arms Are Snakes At The Drive-in (rip),The Mars Volta, The Cure, (old) Metallica Mozart, Beethoven, J.S. Bach, franz liszt, Nicolo Paganini Vanilla Ice, Ted Nugent, Flight of the Conchords Black Sabbath, Michael Jackson Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Rancid, Countdown To Life, Pink Floyd, Curse of the Carousel Pony(rip) BACKSIDE DISASTER, Etta Jones, Horse the band, REFUSED, THE RISE, RHYTHM OF '84 Led Zeppelin, Rage Against the Machine, Alela Diane Pantera, The Explosion, Bessie SmithEl Roockie, Mana Foo Fighters, Regina Spektor, Cake, DethklokSaves the Day (old) Botch (rip), Haggard, mewithoutYou Prince, Dark Tranquillity As I Lay Dying, Thrice, Kriss Kross, Fat Boys Rappin' 4-Tay, The Fall of Troy Enya, Sparta, Strung Out Jimi Hendrix, Coheed & Cambria, Blaqk Audio Stryper, Brother Von Doom Whitelion, LA Guns, RATT, Cinderella, Job For A Cowboy Beastie Boys, Simon & Garfunkle, All Shall Perish Unearth, Phantom of the Opera, Sarah Brightman Queen, as blood runs black, Cypress Hill, Nate Dogg The People Under the Stairs, Del the funky homosapien (deltron 3030) hieroglyphics, BoySetsFire (old) 311, Curl Up And Die, Raices y Cultura, Sylosis Guns N' Roses, the Dillinger Escape Plan Park, Into Eternity, Day of Lions, Every Time I Die, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani Sonata Arctica, Rhapsody of Fire, Ugly Duckling, Modern Life Is War Symphony In Peril, coalesce, COMEBACK KID The Helio Sequence, Circa Survive, Mates of State The Hives, Into The Moat, Konami Defense System The Chariot, Isis, Abigail Williams August Burns Red, New York Dolls, Johnny Cash The Showdown, the Bled, Summers End SHARK PUNCH Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Seve vs. Evan, tera melos the Ramones, the Huntingtons, Feist No Thanks To You, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, Scarlet, docking stygian shores, Murs/living legends Protest The Hero, In Flames killswitch engage, caliban, POLAR BEAR CLUB BROADWAY CALLS, At All Cost, No Trigger Thug Murder, Last Target, Apocalyptica, the Bouncing Souls Spitfire, Opeth, Mew Aubrey debauchery, Strike Anywhere, Smoke or Fire Insomnium, Norther, Destroy Destroy Destroy Children of Bodom, Between The Buried And Me Iron Maiden, Mendeed, With Passion From The Shallows, The Faceless, With Faith or Flames& more...

Movies:

MOVIES: all Wes Anderson films (Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, etc.), The Godfather I and II, Children of Heaven, Fellini's films, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, schindler's list; Italian Neorealist films; Trois Couleurs (Bleu, Blanc, Rouge); Napolean Dynamite, 400 Blows, A Mighty Wind, Best In Show, Waiting For Guffman, This Is Spinaltap , The Shawshank Redemption, anchor man, The Crow, Bruce Lee's films, tae guk gi, Hot Rod, The Dark Crystal, NACHO LIBRE, Labyrinth, The Prestige, Batman Begins, Batman, A Christmas Story, Back To The Future, Back To The Future II, blades of glory, New York Doll, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, Dracula, The Red Balloon, Totally Awesome, Rad, Pan's Labyrinth, Zhang Yimou's films, Joseph Schultz, Chaplin's films and billions more for the RIGHT reasons.....
ACTORS: Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Jack Nicholson, Charlie Chaplin, Adrien Brody, Chris Farley, Andy Samberg, Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Steve Buschemi, David Duchovny, Johnny Depp, P.W. Herman, Bruce Lee, Stephen Chow, Christopher Guest . . .
ACTRESSES: Paola Rey . . . TBA

Television:

The Simpsons, space ghost/brak, Family Guy, some sports, mystery science theater 3000, gerbert, Malcom In the Middle, speed racer, Reno 911, count duckula, masters of the universe, Thundercats, turbo teen, Pee-Wee's playhouse, SNL, MadTV, Maury (polygraph & paternity tests!) Mr. Bean, the black adder, monty python, M.A.S.K., PicturePages, Pinwheel, The Office/the office BBC, my name is earl, Transformers, stella, The Soup, Arrested Development, MXC , vh1's behind the music, Pushing Daisies, Little People Big World, THE DUDESONS, Rob & Big, The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross, METALOCOLYPSE, Flight of the Conchords, The Human Weapon, Home Improvement, the Jamie Foxx Show, sometimes South Park, Reaper...
RADIO- "The Cinnamon Bear", The Phil Hendrie Show, The Savage Nation, A Prarie Home Companion

Books:

C.S. Lewis', Edgar Allen Poe, las escrituras, Frankenstein, Philip K. Dick's, IT, The Prestige, The Great Apostasy, Tao of Jeet Kun Do, choose your own adventure novels, The Day of Defense....and more...

Heroes:

Jesucristo Rhapsody of Fire, 3 Inches of Blood, Sonata Arctica, PTW Slash, Cody B., Dave Elsewhere Spider-Man, Megatron, Superman NATE and BRITTNY, Murray Hewitt Jeffrey Dillon, Andy Samberg, darkest hour Krang, Steven Seagal, Fedor Emelianenko Christian, Brian Collins (boom goes the dynamite), "The Professor" [And1], Coach Hines COOPER WHITE,Team ItaliaBruce Lee, P. W. Herman, Miles-X & DJ joe young, Devin Spitze, Ben Bright Ricky Gervais, Joey Lawrence Christopher Guest, Wes Anderson, Dennis Dixon flight of the conchords, tracy morgan, Manny Ramirez grandpa, cicero, voltaire, Nikola Tesla Amber & Jeremy, Bob Ross, anyone that can play sweeps like a champThe Duck, Rasheed Wallace, Eddie Robinson, Anthony Mason