I'm the lead singer for Bozo Porno Circus, Bamboo Crisis and Flowers & Machines. I'm also a professional monster hunter. That's right... I investigate reports of Bigfoot, gigantic winged creatures, goblins and werewolves. My idea of a good time is stalking through the woods at night with my shotgun... dressed in leather and wearing eyeliner. I live for adventure. I've had the good fortune to travel to twenty-six different countries and visit many, exotic places - from Loch Ness, to Stonehenge, to Machu Pichu... from the the Amazon jungle, to the Galapagos Islands, to Australia, Thailand and Tunisia. As a musician, I've toured and performed hundreds of concerts throughout North America, opening for almost every notable industrial band and even Motley Crue. I've sung live for the supergroup Pigface and have placed my songs on the charts alongside major artists.
Over the past few years, I've become well known in the field of cryptozoology (monster hunting) and appear frequently on TV. I've also written an important book, titled - Big Bird! Modern Sightings of Flying Monsters, which chronicles decades of reports of a monstrous and mysterious winged animal throughout south Texas.
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