My Name is Earl. I mean Scott. but i also go by the following...
Phantu. Scotty. Scotty D. Scotty Dizzle. S Dizzle. Diz. Scooter. Dobskies. MC Weakneez. The Rat. Master Splinter. Worlds Sexiest Man. and so on.
I pride myself on creative myspace names, athiesm, drinking to excess, exagerating (a good quality according to rachel), improving my golf game, scrubs knowledge and being serious as little as i can be. Also, my "Myspace Friends List" is about as long as my penis is. You do the math....
The following is an array of quotes from music, film and literature. It should give you a fair idea as to what im all about. If not? Ask me. ([email protected])
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war." Marv
"Bumblebee tuna? Bumblebee tuna! Ace Ventura, Pet Detective! How are you this afternoon? Excuse me... Your balls are showing..." Ace
"Flip the fucking lever on the light switch. Turn that fucking fan all the way up. I'm gonna get first fucking place for the worst fucking attitude and I don't give a fuck at all. Oh no!" Wilhelm
"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man - living in the sky - who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time... But He loves you!" George Carlin
"Work hard, play nice then send your souls to paradise
That’s your choice, one beekeeper, several billion bees
My honey quota will land me a spot inside" No Trigger
"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion." Robert M. Pirsig
"The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant. That few stood against many. And before this battle was over, that even a god-king can bleed." Leonidas
"I immediately regret this decision" Ron Burgandy
"If we can make it through the landslide standing we'll lift eachother up to see the bliss on the horizon." Darkest Hour
"I had my heart set on finding perfection in a chaotic mess of defection, I had my heart set on realising everything I gave wasnt for nothing, I had my heart set on finding the reason why everything I find I dont end up keeping, I had my heart set on sharing a secret with the whole world and knowing they'll all keep it" The most talented Dude ive ever known
Ohhh and check these guys out!!!
Especially the first ones....
