I HAVE a myspace, so thats one assumption you can already make about me.
MY childhood, which consisted of traveling and performing with a free-lancing independent circus, taught me that you are going to meet people, love people and leave people.
AT the ripe age of 10, i decided to give up the whole standing on the back of a bolting horse whilst playing the banjo thing so i could go to a real school and get a 'real' education (the circus education system was not great, but it must be said that the catholic school i went to was full of just as many crazy ideas and beliefs, many regarding this Father of ours, God).
ONCE i was normalised, i made some friends and instead of turning to the bible like we should have, we found our saviors in pro-wrestling and the simpsons.
I THEN left primary school and went to highschool (you didn't see that coming), where i met some more dear chums and instead of playing with digimon like old times, it seemed a lot more of us were into playing with ourselves. I was never an outcast at school, so i purposely went against the grain and became communist. It didn't turn out to be my thing because at that stage i was not up for sharing my $8 dollar an hour wage with anyone who did not deserve it (it also did not help that i was working for capitalistic giants McDonalds). Once my knowledge had been developed from school, and forearms WELL developed from flipping all those burgers (and other quite randy habits i had at the time), it was time for me to leave my home of 7 wonderful years.
NOW being at the end of my education, in a foreign land, and feeling more cynical than ever (catholic high schools will do that to ya), it seemed like a great time to pursue my dream; to create a zoo comprised of prehistoric lizards from the Jurassic period. i had the establishment up and running, with many fine specimens of man-eaters ready for the world to embrace. However, my dream fell through when legal bindings arose from one S. Speilberg. Apparently, my idea for the name of the zoo, "Jurassic Place", was deemed too similar to one of his previous cinematic ideas, infringing numerous copyright laws. So i decided to go into teaching.
THIS is where i am today, studying teaching. I am now 20 years old with many people and places that are very special to me. i must thank god and stone cold steve austin for everything i have been blessed with.
Thank you
matt farina
