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The Dann-Kaj Is...

Those Words At Best Are Worse Than Teenage Poetry

About Me

About me ay? Okay here we go
Firstly i would just like to say that as far as i know - this Profile was NOT edited with Thomas' Myspace Editor V3.2b
right now
+ I am 18
+ I am FUCKING GOD! and any SOB who says other wise is entitled to that right
+ I live in Werribee - Melbourne - Victoria - Australia
+ I am At War With Butterflies
+ I have this best friend who makes me milkshakes and puts freaking eye drops in my eyes for me every two hours when i somehow get a scratch on my eyeball, and when i have a cold and i'm all whiney she looks after me then too. also she has awesome red hair and she is great (even though sometimes she is slightly psycho.) but i love her anywaaaaay
+ Sometimes i wish i was apart of Mystery Inc
+ Someday wish to have my own .COM
+ I Love INVADER ZIM!
+ Crap am i ever BORING!
+ Also im pretty much insane :P
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis"
And I dont like Myspace - cos i dont understand it - not at all.
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My Interests


I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

I'd like to meet:

FREAKIN! Adam Lazzara- oh wait already done that, and my lips have been blessed by his cheek!!

Music:


Fucking One-Eighty By Summer!! Watch it or get out!MUSIC Taking Back Sunday! From First To Last Taking Back Sunday! Linkin Park Taking Back Sunday! Sugarcult Brand New Taking Back Sunday! Avalon Drive Taking Back Sunday! Matchbook Romance Taking Back Sunday! Placebo Unwritten Law Crowded House Counting Crows oh and Taking Back Sunday!

Movies:

MOVIES Wrongfully Accused Spy Hard Team America (World Police) Naked Gun 1, 2 and 3 Sponge Bob Movie Stewie Griffin The Untold Story DODGEBALL! (happy Dee!! :P xox) OMG! and X-MEN 1 2 AND 3

Television:

INVADER ZIM!
I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

Books:

I Am Too Koooool 4 Books - see how i used the number 4 instead if the word FOR..thats just how kool i am

Heroes:

Spider-man Although the character has sold out

My Blog

We're Both Such Magnifacent Liars - So Crush Me Baby, I'm All Ears

FUCK YOU X-MAS, FUCK YOU !!i'm so sick of these fucking festivities, crappy lights and the obligation to buy gifts for the ones you love. i hate this whole thing.IF I HEAR ONE MORE THING ABOUT THIS T...
Posted by Jerk Ideal Panic . on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST

Open Arms Reject Asuming Hands

ITS BLOGING TIME !! so like the other day was TOC and TBS was there also and i was like "OMG' and Amanada was like "ZOMG" and Sam was like "what the fuck does 'ZOMG' mean?..." and them Sam and Amanda...
Posted by Jerk Ideal Panic . on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:55:00 PST

Proof That We're Both Capable Of The Most Terrible Things

woooooo!! what a night, what a night.so last night me and the gang went to get krispy kremeso after like an hour of driving we found this kid screamin on the side of the road he drove past and lol-ed ...
Posted by Jerk Ideal Panic . on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 05:53:00 PST

This Glass House Is Burning Down - You Light The Match I'll Stick Around

Soooooooooo like yesturday was so freakin awesome! Amanda Sam Tooty and I saw AVALON DRIVE!! and they were so freaking awesome. we were like the only ones who knew there songs!!. after the show we saw...
Posted by Jerk Ideal Panic . on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 03:33:00 PST

The Whole Truth - Is Nothing But A Good Excuse

So it has been a while since i have updated this bad boy bitchen myspace, and i know all you readers are asking yourself "whats the deal with that!?" or something along those lines.....though i have n...
Posted by Jerk Ideal Panic . on Sun, 28 May 2006 06:29:00 PST

And Then You Said A Little More About Your Dreams, Like It Was My Call

wooo so on monday Mandu, Andrew, Tegan, Aaron and I went to Mandu's beach house for 3 days and all the fun we basicly doin nothing.there were many games played such as connect four and my fav game MON...
Posted by Jerk Ideal Panic . on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:50:00 PST

I'm An Addict For Dramatics - I Confuse The Two For Love

wooooo this week i have completed my hospitality bar course and receieve my 7 certificates for things such as Responsible Service Of Alchol (RSA) and my RSG(Gaming) and many other things - but of cour...
Posted by Jerk Ideal Panic . on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:29:00 PST

You Are Everything I Want - Cos You Are Everthing I'm Not

Dear Myspace Diary,                                 &...
Posted by Jerk Ideal Panic . on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:28:00 PST

If It's Not Keeping You Up At Night - Then What's The Point?

WOOO yesturday (being the 18th of march) was my birthday and now i am a MAN being all 18 and stuff...For all you people who are interested in what i got up too read on...okay here we goOn friday night...
Posted by Jerk Ideal Panic . on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 09:38:00 PST

Live Up To Your First Impression - My Best Side Was Your Worst Invention

OMFG I I JUST GOT BACK FROM TBS AND I MAY JUST DIE!!!the concert was the best thing i have ever been to in my life!!!but what happened after may just be even better - like beyond words!!!TBS were doin...
Posted by Jerk Ideal Panic . on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:56:00 PST