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brendan kelly: classically trained midgepigebo

Even if I have to take a chubby I will suck it up!

About Me

I was raised Amish and adhered strictly to the dictates and belifs until I was 20 years old. Since then I've just kinda been fuckin' and suckin' and makin' up for lost time.

My Interests

Midgepigebo-(mij-PIJ-bow) n. A midget stuffed with pigeons which are each stuffed with succulent hobo meat. Similar to a tur-duck-en, but with a more 'abandoned train yard' kind of sensibility.

I'd like to meet:

Wayward hoboes and drifters. BUT!!!! I will tell you that if your little 'who i'd like to meet' section says anything like 'my maker' or 'not you' or something amazingly clever like that...keep in mind, you are a dork. Even moreso than the standard dork-ness that comes with having a myspace account. Much, much dorkier.

Music:

I'm a savage animal. You're a savage animal. Rock n' roll is a SAVAGE ANIMAL!!

Movies:

Shoah, The Muppets Take Manhattan.

Television:

I like that Snickers commercial where the white guy sings to the black guy and then the black guy gives him a sort of a randy knid of look and then joins in on some sort of bizzarre diminished seventh harmony or something. It's pretty great.

Books:

Black Tail, Shaved Snizz, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Anything by Malcolm Gladwell.

Heroes:

Takeru Kobayashi

My Blog

some real words of genius

So, I'm bored and I'm trolling around on myspace, and I happen upon a small enclave of ohio juggalos. They've all got this posted, and in the interest of humor, complete mockery of juggalos everywher...
Posted by brendan kelly: classically trained midgepigebo on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST

THE FALCON IS PLAYING LIVE THIS THURSDAY!

Thursday-Oct. 19 Metro, Chicago. The Falcon, Teenage Bottlerocket, The Methadones, The Copyrights, Off With Their Heads. 5:30Get your tickets!!!
Posted by brendan kelly: classically trained midgepigebo on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:27:00 PST

Jenny interviewed me this one time...

Body: After quite the feverish game of phone tag and the release of their B-Sides record, Cocktails and Dreams, I finally got the chance to share the first of many future laughs with Brendan Kelly of...
Posted by brendan kelly: classically trained midgepigebo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST