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Rusty Griswold

About Me

I love living in Baltimore way more than a person who doesn't care for homeless drunks should. I should have outgrown punk rock 10 years ago. I have a not so secret love affair with National Bohemian beer and Jameson Irish whiskey. I am a semi-reformed late night pugilist. I smoke dozens of cigarettes a day and don't want to quit. Most people don't know my last name, nor will they ever. I have an absurdly large collection of fantasy novels that I can't seem to bring myself to get rid of. I'm a better cook than Bobby Flay. I am not as good of a guitar player as J. Mascis, but I do tend to rip him off. I don't sleep. While you are reading this, I'm probably taking your mother out for a steak dinner. And I'm not going to call her tomorrow.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

One Republican who isn't a narrow minded asshole. One bum who actually wants me to buy them food. One dude from Hampden who isn't named Ricky. Mr. Boh. EZ Money.

My Blog

Under the banner of heaven...

   Just got back from Utah yesterday. Despite the extreme difficulty of getting drunk in a state that only allows 3.2% alcohol content beers (i pulled it off anyway, ) I had a fucking blast.   The ski...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 16:24:00 GMT

New shit has come to light man!

   It's been a long time since I've posted some ramblings on the internetweb. The sushi joint I was working at went out of business and I spent weeks "finding myself" through the peyote-like...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:46:00 GMT

I don’t want to leave, especially with this breeze.

   I've been dealing with panic attacks for years. I started having them when I was about 23. They were pretty severe enough when they started... a sudden rush of dizziness, heart palpitatio...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:10:00 GMT

February beach trip!

   It's getting closer and closer, but still way too fucking far away. I'm dreaming of some grilled lobster tacos, cliff jumping, California burritos, attempted surfing, Hodad's burgers, sti...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:51:00 GMT

Nothing clever or long winded. Just stating facts.

   My job is bullshit and I hate it. I work at a restaurant that does pretty much no business. So little in fact, that two nights a week I am the only server on the floor. The nights that I'...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:07:00 GMT

Consider this...

   We as humans evolved from rats, monkeys, etc. Whatever mammals first appeared on the earth right before the dinosaurs all died off.   The dinosaurs decomposed over millions upon...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:57:00 GMT

Done with Rolling Stone. Done.

   I could go on and on with a list of things that make Rolling Stone magazine pointless and irrelevant. I won't. I'll only point out a few things.   1.) Some of their front covers...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:00:00 GMT

Addendum.

   I retract my previous statements about Royal Farms and it's subsidiaries. Turns out... the food poisoning I got was from the wedding I went to on Saturday. As of the most recent count, ov...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 06:57:00 GMT

Motherfuck Royal Farms, Word.

   Me and my girl got nailed with food poisoning yesterday. Fuck Royal Farms. I got it way worse than her. I spent the whole day puking, shitting, and aching huddled up in a corner on my cou...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:45:00 GMT

Lack of lyrical movements...

I've got a little case of the old songwriter's block. It's been over a week since I've written a single line. It's a bummer.I'll get past it. I hope. Last time this happened, I didn't write a song for...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 09:14:00 GMT