JADRAN (TOURING THE STATES!!)

About Me

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Me duele la cabeza, me duele el corazÃ³n. Â¡Rasca me los huevos, que tengo comezÃ³n! jaja
Hey you!! How's it going??? My name is Jadran. I am Mexican Croatian American. I am the lead guitarist for L.A. metal band: EXMORTUS
Haha. I love to smile and fucking laugh a lot! HAHA! LOL!! I love to play guitar. I love music. I love to write music. I love to eat!! cos I'm fat. haha. There's a lot more! So talk it out of me. :D
I REALLY LOVE THIS GUY! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! HE'S THE GREATEST!! HE'S MY BEST GOOD FRIEND! HE'S ON TOUR RIGHT NOW! HE JACKS OFF EVERY DAY! I MISS HIM!! WE ARE GONNA GO TO KNOTTS SCARY FARM WHEN HE GET'S BACK!! HE ANNOYS THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!! :D jk
"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man - living in the sky - who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of those ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time...But He loves you!"
- George Carlin

My Interests

A mi me encanta...
Tocar guitarra
Escuchar la musica
Leer muchos libros
Comer mucha comida
Hablar con mi mejor amiga
Coger mi piruja borracha
Amar mi novia hermosa

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Ludwig van Beethoven
Johann Sebastian Bach
Nicolo Paganini
Igor Stravinsky
Frederic Chopin

Jason Becker
Marty Friedman
Yngwie Malmsteen
Steve Vai
Michael Angelo Batio
Joe Satriani

Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
Megadeth
Cacophony
Ozzy
Behemoth
Impellitteri
Scorpions
Old School Metallica
Motley Crue
Slayer
Dethklok
Carcass
Dio
Black Sabbath
Pantera
Death
Nile
Immortal
Dissection
Manowar
Pink Floyd
Kiss
AC/DC
Van Halen
Dokken
Spinal Tap
System Of A Down
Journey
Rush
King Diamond
Mercyful Fate
Deep Purple
Guns N Roses
N.W.A.
Queen
Styxx
O.M.D.
A Flock of Seagulls
Duran Duran
DVDA
and a shit load more!

Movies:

Amadeus
300
Star Wars
Dawn of the Dead
Day of the Dead
Night of the Living Dead
Shaun of the Dead
Lord of the Rings
Planet Terror
Deathproof
Batman
Batman Returns
Batman Begins
Dark Knight
Revenge of the Nerds
Beetlejuice
Indiana Jones
Hellraiser
Mortal Kombat
First Blood
Mad Max
The Road Warrior
Aliens
Predator
This is Spinal Tap
Iron Man
Die Hard
Oldschool Godzilla
Clash of the Titans
The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad
Time Bandits
Adam Sandler flicks
Mallrats
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Dogma
Kill Bill
Jackie Chan flicks
and many more!!!

Television:

I'm not really into T.V. but occasionally I watch:
SOUTH PARK and a bunch of history and science channels.

Books:

The Silmarillion
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Hobbit
The Children of Hurin
The Book of Lost Tales
Batman: No Man's Land
The Conquering Sword of Conan
The Bloody Crown of Conan
The Coming of Conan the Cimmerian
Nameless Cults
The Best of H.P. Lovecraft
The God Delusion
The Zombie Survival Guide
The Art of War
Norse Mythology
and many more!!!

Heroes:

AND ME!p;

My Blog

hullo

bitch. i miss you. yup. muuahahah. so yup. i still kinda sad and mad but it's ok. i forgive you. look. you're just so beautiful to me. your nasty hair and big nose and your teeth wit...
Posted by JADRAN (TOURING THE STATES!!) on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:43:00 PST

GUITAR LESSONS!

Want guitar lessons? I charge $20 an hour and I'll go to your house (price may vary depending on distance). I'll teach you basic music theory while you learn cool techniques and enhance your im...
Posted by JADRAN (TOURING THE STATES!!) on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:52:00 PST