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Kari

Keep Your Words Soft and Sweet; You Never Know When You'll Have to Eat Them

About Me


Just some things about me...
I ask the question "Creamy or Crunchy?" in relation to peanut butter
I watch WWE Monday Night RAW and like it
ASU is the next stop on my list. Mathematics and English DOUBLE MAJOR!
I use "big" words around people who comprehend them. Yes, that's right! I'm a logolept.
I am pretty much the most sarcastic person ever, and I'm also pretty much down to earth
I make cookies at 3 AM, and they are fantastic... especially my Snickerdoodles
Poor spelling and bad grammar are total turn-offs
I can kick your butt in Guitar Hero... as long as you haven't gotten to the fifth round of songs on Expert ;-)
I once had a conversation on how to converse
I love being busy. This means I over schedule.
Fry's Chocolate Chip ice cream is the best ice cream ever
I like hugs. But, then again, who doesn't?
I like recieving random messages, but I hate random friend requests
I don't tolerate any form of abuse
Have a nice day =)
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My Interests

Likes:

Academic Decathlon
Alphabetizing
Anime
Arguments
Astrology
Baking
Baseball
Basketball
Bowling
Bubble Bathes
Cartomancy
Catharsis
Chinchillas
Clear
Cosplay
Dictionaries
Drawing
Eating
Editing
Final Fantasy (go XII!!!)
Food Fights
Football
French Fries
Freshly Cut Grass
Giraffes
Giving Advice
Guitar Hero
Hackey Sack
Hugs
Hurdles
IHOP
Impromptu
Japan
Jigsaw Puzzles
Jokes
Koala Bears
Laser Tag
Laughing
Lightning
Listening
Mail
Manga
Massaging
Mathematics
Nacho Cheese
Open-Mindedness
Parties
Photography
Quail Man
Questioning
Quilts
Quotes
Rain
Randomness
Reading
Rolling Silverware
Sarcasm
Singing
Speeches
Sports in General
Statistics
Swimming
Talking
Tall Jeans
Tarot Cards
The Constitution
Track
Underwater Tea Parties
Video Games
Volleyball
Walking
Words
Writing
Xerox Machines
"Yo Mamma" Jokes
You :-)

Dislikes:

Bad Argument
Bad Lemons
"Bling-Bling"
Body Odor
Bullies
Cleaning
Commercials
Crying
Fakes
"Gangstas"
Getting Left Out
Hearing Curse Words Every Two Seconds
Horror Movies
Newton; because he invented Calculus
Obesity
Onions
Overrated Things
Peer Pressure
"Playas"
Pointlessness
Porn
Power-Hungry Authority
Prejudism
Promiscuity
Shin Splints
Smoke
Wasted Intelligence

I'd like to meet:

My name is Kari. Nice to meet you.

Music:

My Current Favorite Songs:

Animal Song - Savage Garden
Big Country - Big Country
Bitch - Meredith Brooks
Dance Inside - All American Rejects
Emotion - Madoka's Piano Files
Everything - Buckcherry
Everything You've Done Wrong - Sloan
Faith - George Michael
Falling - Ben Kweller
Fired - Ben Folds
Hanging by a Moment - Lifehouse
If You Could Only See - Tonic
I'm a Cuckoo - Belle & Sebastian
In Hope - Joshua Rowe Inertia - The Exies
Mamma Mia - ABBA
Mmmbop - Hanson
Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters
Naive - The Kooks
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven
Phantom Limb - The Shins
Pollute the Sound - Drist
Racecars - Allister
Soul Meets Body - Death Cab for Cutie
Tell Me Baby - Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Sun The Moon The Stars - Niko
The Tocsin - Fool's Garden
Trucker Hat - Bowling for Soup
Under the Thumb - Amy Studt
Wonderwall - Oasis

Movies:


Alice in Wonderland
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
Bruce Almighty
"Smite me, O Mighty Smiter"
Children of Men
"I can't really remember when I last had any hope, and I certainly can't remember when anyone else did either."
Dodgeball
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
Ever After
"What bothers you more, stepmother? That I am common? Or that I am competition?"
Fear
"Everybody says one thing and then does another"
Fun With Dick and Jane
"We're all just cavemen, Trying to protect our little patch of land. Well now I've got a club, and I'm gonna take what I need."
Happy Feet
"We got personality, with a capital Y. Why? Because we're hot!"
Hardball
"You suck... just like my girlfriend."
James Bond: Casino Royale
"Being dead does not mean one cannot be helpful."
Kung Fu Hustle
"You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy."
Pan's Labyrinth
"But captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you do."
Princess Bride
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. "
Shattered Glass
"He handed us fiction after fiction, and we printed them all as fact. Just because we found him entertaining."
That Thing You Do
"Any questions? Don't ask. I'm tired of talking to you and I want to sleep."
The Waterboy
"My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."
Unico
"I made a promise after all, and devils have to keep their promises - Daddy was always very strict about that."
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
And pretty much anything with Jim Carrey in it...

Television:

I don't watch much television.

Charmed
House
Law and Order (All)
Monk
Psyche
Smallville

Books:

You people who say "Reading Suxs" bother me. You could at least have the courtesy to spell "Sucks" correctly. Maybe if you actually did pick up even a porn magazine you'd learn how to spell such a simplistic word.
Book Series
Fingerprints by Melinda Metz
Gifted Touch
"I'm not really a Slurpee person. Although I like the word. Slurpee. Slurrpeee. It's onomatopoetic, don't you think?"
Haunted
"You don't deserve your perfect little life. And you aren't going to keep it."
Trust Me
"Whose idea was it to put a ridge down the middle of the chair? It was supposed to fit your butt, but it wasn't like there was one uniform butt size."
Secrets
"Maybe that's what you want to believe. Maybe it's a little thing called denial."
Betrayed
"One hundred percent stupid? Criminally stupid? You-should-live-in-a-rubber-room stupid?"
Revelations
"How could you laugh with someone? Shop with them? Trade secrets? And then stab them in the back and pour lemon juice and salt into their gaping wound?"
Payback
"Note to self, she thought. Sleeping on a wooden bench sucks."
Kushiel's Legacy by Jaqueline Carey
Kushiel's Dart
"It is my observation, though, that happiness limits the amount of suffering one is willing to inflict upon others."
Kushiel's Chosen
"Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides, and life and death alike follow in its wake."
Kushiel's Avatar
"I am not strong, but I am strong enough."
The Black Magician Trilogy by Trudi Canavan
The Magician's Guild
The Novice
The High Lord

The Final Dance by Christie Golden
On Fire's Wings
In Stone's Clasp

The Last Herald Mage by Mercedes Lackey
Magic's Pawn
Magic's Promise
Magic's Price

The Obsidian Trilogy by Mercedes Lackey and James Mallory
The Outstretched Shadow
To Light a Candle

The Sevenwater's Trilogy by Juliet Marillier
Daughter of the Forest
Son of the Shadows
Child of the Prophecy

Individual Books
Across the Nightingale Floor by Lian Hearn
Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton
Finder by Emma Bull
Ghosts in the Snow by Tamara Siler Jones
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
Macbeth by William Shakespeare
Peter Pan by J.M. Barrie
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Temporary Sanity by Rose Connors
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
The Princess Bride by William Goldman
The White Tribunal by Paula Volsky
Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe

Heroes:

Willy Wonka
He has The Best insults ever.

My Blog

Burned

Smartest thing in the world:Burning your forehead with your straightener.Stupid Revlon straighteners.... why don't you make a protective edge? I mean, you would think that one of the top sellers of ha...
Posted by Kari on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST

Why...

Why do I feel like I am stuck in a rut?I feel like I can't do anything right... and I don't know why I feel that way.Things are grand right now, but I still can't help but have this un-name-able THING...
Posted by Kari on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:10:00 PST

Updates...

A few important Updates.... :-)I graduated from Maricopa High School this past Thursday. Hurrah! No more petty high school crap anymore!I got my driver's lisence on  Friday. I still don't have a ...
Posted by Kari on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:21:00 PST

It Has Been Decided

...that if I ever kill someone, the murder weapon of choice will be a slingshot.... with mini-explosives of course :-)Better wear your bomb suits!
Posted by Kari on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:30:00 PST

Tipsy Topsy

And wibbly wobbly.I feel like I am a failure at life. Oh well.Point by point, here we go!1. GovernmentAfter the incredible feat of me doing practically all the work for our government project, my teac...
Posted by Kari on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:03:00 PST

Wouldn't it be Funny if...

Okay, so, if there is a god, I am tolly going to hell for this... but....Suppose Jesus was to come again... and his mother had an abortion....
Posted by Kari on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:59:00 PST

I Want to....

I want to laugh forever
Posted by Kari on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:07:00 PST

Tonight

Was fun :-)Between the child-bearing-hips (oh dear GOD that sounds wrong!)Green Eggs and Ham recitalsThe awesome duo in pool (Go Defense!)Smashing my head on your car door, hahaThe Question GameThe Sp...
Posted by Kari on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:14:00 PST

Zzzzzz

So tired.Again, Steve, it is all your fault.But I got to kick your butt in online pictionary.And then you cried.But karma totally reared its ugly head today and made me cry in Physics.On a better note...
Posted by Kari on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

Gangsta

"He did it twice? That's gangsta right there!"Raymundo, on the topic of James' sex life.Oh dear. That was interesting.
Posted by Kari on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST