†Porcia Leigh† - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Porcia. I enjoy crude sarcasm and vulgar humor. I hate hippies, reason being: they smell. I also think vegans should be arrested for not helping the kill of mother natures animals. My favorite food is soda. My favorite saying is "When life gives you lemons, you say fuck the lemons and bail!". I currently live in a town of sluts, which personally amuses me. I like fat people... Their.... Cute... I'm taken at the moment by this really cool guy.. I mean, if your named after some chips you gotta be cool. Were having some serious relationship problems though. I asked him if he would ever go down to 7-11 and get me a coke slurpee... And he did not respond, and this kills me inside. At any rate you all suck.SUCK IT
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Your results:
You are Poison Ivy Poison Ivy 88% Dr. Doom 83% Two-Face 82% Apocalypse 81% Dark Phoenix 81% Lex Luthor 78% Juggernaut 78% Catwoman 77% Mystique 74% The Joker 73% Magneto 72% Venom 71% Green Goblin 62% Kingpin 59% Mr. Freeze 53% Riddler 50% You would go to almost any length for the protection of the environment including manipulation and elimination.
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Music:

Iron Maiden,
Megadeth,
Annal Nathrak (think thats how u spell it)
Dissection,
Obituary,
Metallica, (old shit)
Venom,
Vader,
Eazy-E,
Dio,
Witch Angel,
N.W.A
Morbid Angel,
Death,
Gwar,
Cradle Of Filth,
Dimmu Borgir,
Black Sabbath,
Slayer,
Iced Earth,
Cannible Corpse,
KORN,
Old mans child
Vile,
Dark Funnarel,
Six Feet Under,
Nile,
Bathory,
Bloodbath,
Dark Reign,
Otep
Opeth

I like so much shit it's not evan funny, just ask me....

Movies:

dirty ass porn ...and im a horror movie FREAK/a

Television:

VH1 is my life......

Books:

I love all of Anne Rice's shit. I like Edgar Allen Poe, and I love Edward Gorey.

Heroes:

NACHO! Cuz he's a master blunt smoker and what not.

My Blog

MUH BITCHES

I feel reborn and like I have been given a new life. My positive out look on life has changed everything about myself. It's changed mt diet, the way I take care of my self, the way I dress, the people...
Posted by †Porcia Leigh† on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:19:00 PST

ZOMBIE RITUAL

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Posted by †Porcia Leigh† on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:11:00 PST

16 WAYS TO BE THRASH

1)you have to look like we have'nt showed in a week, 2)you have to buy fucked up old cloths, 3) you have to threaten to beat people up for no reason 4) you have to call everyone a "poser" 5)...
Posted by †Porcia Leigh† on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:08:00 PST

Grindcore confusion

(except u Alia! my sista from another mother)Topic: GrindcoreEveryone knows that scence kids like hardcore! And if you don't, then your a fuckin ar-tard, and u need to get your head out of ur ass and ...
Posted by †Porcia Leigh† on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:32:00 PST

the diffrence between HOMIEZ and friends

: FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.HOMIEZ: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.HOMIEZ: Calls you...
Posted by †Porcia Leigh† on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:24:00 PST

I HAVE A HANGOVER!!!!

I have a fucken hangover up my ass!!! I drank a medium bottle of jager, and like 1/3 of a big bottle. Now i feel like straight out shit! No more drinking for me! A least not for a DAY or so. lol ...
Posted by †Porcia Leigh† on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:11:00 PST