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WHAT EVER YOU DO JUST DONT READ THIS. BUT SINCE YOUVE DECIDED TO IGNORE MY REQUEST NOT TO READ THIS GO RIGHT AHEAD, IT LIKE READING BOOK, EXCEPT ITS INTERESTING!dotn get me wrong i like booksTHE TRUTH IS OUT THERE..is it i donmt know theres nothing to know aboout david castañon that my full name nothing more im full blooded mexican probably spaniard though, look at my last name! i cann tell you were my family is from but ill have to kill youWHAT THE FUCKAY HERE IS THIS ABOUT ME BULLSHIT augh hmm am megadave BUT you can call me that TOO beware im the strangest?.. person you know or youre gonna get to know beware of psychic pimp who knows all about anything and everything and happens to be a magician and a magic musician and is hooked on heroin and to catch the dragon he must keep shooting up i think i have alot to live for... sometimes .like going to venice to buy tons of coke no but really ive been lied to, and ive lied but this is the truth, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH UM AGAIN i only have ofiicial becuase im sure that is alot of immitators but im the only real dave but BACK to my biblical story ????BY THE WAY I HAVE GORGEOUS GIRLFRIEND well i fucking sleep in the living room on a lame yet exiciting FUCKING couch oh and im ghettho yeah sperson ...i can spell well but i just fuck up during all this typing and shit so dont think i cant spell dumbfucks.. oh yeah i call everyone a bitch so dont take it offensively unless you want to bitch...unless it the girl who helped me with the video shes fine i loved vandalism but i had to retire and now im left with not choice . MY GUITAR . but i play guitar too and it hurts my fingers i have to stop cracking them .. and chewing them i like nipples girl niples that is hot ones i like wacthing sci fi crap like tha twilight zone nand thouter limits and porn ..i also make it for the right price and the right chick..haffe you guys seen that paris hilton one .its shitty i live for stupid alien crap like that .i actually an alien song i ve made i take showers in the morning OR Before i leave...I drink beer once its in my reach, i lkie crunchy ice in the soda or no ice at all ... . i throws shit atr people so if you ever get hit it was probably me , seriously! i eat plenty of junk food and chinese foodand carls jr, and black angus because its all can afford...oh i can burp repeatly after a drink alot of milk i dont know why, cold milk is good for just about everything, i used to have this thing called a metronome but i let my fat friend borrow and i learned a valuable lesson never let your fat friedn borrow stuff you like or that he can eat hes a mariachi i used play mariachi..but not anymore,,,i canm slow guitar too buit i think that people think i only play fast .this chick told me i look like jim morrison after that i heard LA woman four times on the radio in one night, i ve been told i look like him.i wish i could write trippy lyrics about acid in the desert and random sluts from LA i have this thing called the gripmaster!!! or the gripmasturbater as i like to call it.. it is like my secret weapon for fingering...girls and fretboards I PLAY AND SING FOR TYRANT if you havent noticed.. cursing, swearing, and telling people to fuck off and go to hell, i hate alot of things and i like scary movies by the way WITH ALIEN RAPIST WHO ARE ON SHROOMS .what the fuck!? fuck.....WHAT THE FUCK!are you still readingthis? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go smoke a bag of meth .what else ..?i only use one guitar live that blue jackson i bought for a 100 bucks because im a fucking hustler,i have a three acoustic which i never intended in having.one of them i stole money from a friend to buy it it was thirty bucks.i was gonna get a blue acoustic but by mistakwe they gave a better black one.........this other acoustic used to be my drummer's girlfriends grandpas guitar imported from michoacan,and i was helping her move and i found it and i got to kepp .that acoustic is a nyylon ,,and this other guitar i straight out took it from school,,everyone always thought i was mine because i was always playing it but the truth i always thought "fuck if the dumbfuck who onws this guitar sees me im fucked" but i just eneded up taking it ..and for some weird reason all those guitar are stringless and they are in my garage i dont even play them,,,,oh shitoh yeah have you guys seen the george lopez tv show ...i would bone his daughter.i think shes pretty fine..who else?..idont know I THINK IM GONNA GIVE AWAY ONE OF MY GUITARs...to this one personbut that not important..i talk alot too much im too descriptive i think i woiuld be good at putting kids to sleep or to death which ever if fine.... i write lyrics . i play guitar i dont have a nintendo or any gam,e system i dont really want one because i would get addicted .im good at METAL SLUG did i al;ready say that?? i would like to get guitar lessoionss but i woluld not likw to pay fo rthat I would also like to give lesoooons yeah lesooons soon ive gaven some to this one girl she doesnt care though i like to give lessons to someone who would pay me not alot just enough for some good amplification in the near future i recntly wrote this song called road rage it about running people over witha fast car igo to the hospital soome times i hate waiting a copule of hours sometimes other times it just a walk in if i feel like randomly going wel;l its not ranmdom if i have to go! my dad too goes i take him most of the time my family has problems big problems my mom went to mexico i dont know if shes back yet wait shes not! i cleaned my ouse i dont live in a house it took forever i dont like washing dishes i hate that shit anyone who knows me would know i dont lkie to wash disehs it gets my fingers wet there is only one thing i like that gets my fingers wet and tired....................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .......................playing guitar you fucking sick bastards WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK RUBBING VAGINA?because i like to do that tooim gonna get endorsed by jackson guitars one ill be getting guitar for free i might just give you one i like being generous and helpfulto my friends and collegues i wish i could pick fasteri lost lost my train of thoughts wehre am I? im somewhere where i dont know where i am okay ...okay... ill walk in the mudAHAHA i dont own a computer or a t.v i own a t.v im just fucking around i like to write essays and argue or prove something wrong ! ahahaaa eses are funny have you seen blood in blood out aint that weird it should betoday i was reading this fucking book !!!!!!! wait wait it wasnt a reading book it was a picture book possbly one that best one ever DRAWN it was where's waldo ahaha that book is funny tooplease send money orders or check to 4860 canoga st. apt.l montclair ca 91763THE beatles are fags and they should get stabbed in the face with ice pick do you see the simpsons? sideshow bob is a cool character he can sing and he can kill wait no he cant he could kill bart simpson or that dumb bitch patty ?or salma? fucking death metal where was i again? im fucking hungry i like waffles with peanut butter and jelly ive seen alot of car crashes i go to the hospital alot if not for me for someone else..its strange i how the night looks when theres full moon it looks like morning it puts me in the mood to bone ...i recently discovered something that allows me to play better guitar .........my new secret weapon ...its those vagina hands of mine........they are always touching vagina ...va-jay-jay............................................... ..................i like listening to music most kiind.....i love having sex..i dont fuck with drugs they fuck with me...butother than that i like to play guitar in the weekends and entertain people at shows with music and madness theres this girl who wiont stop slatking me its not that i dont want her to stop its just shes weird but but its a nioce weird like shes my slave dont tell her i said that shell get cranky have you seen that movie crank now that is a STUPID FUCKING MOVIE NOT WORTH WATCHING ITS TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE ILL NEVER HAVE BACK... spaceballs ...now thats a funny movie um i also like....that video witht the naked girl in it i hate community service its a big waste of time i d rather take a shit at my frineds house and stink up his bathroom and raid his fridge and drink all his sodai dont like greedy people.i know this dumbass named george .hes a greedy bastaerd.george like fat bithches ramed rick and junior.junior got his ass kicked by fernando.dave beat up his chola brtother in law,his sister's sancho, back to rick: what is wrong with him?hes just alittle bit slow. he once got run over by his mom,Laura ascencio, she broke his legs.. and she got him arrested and fined,laura shes gice good head to his friends named anthony after she make s out witth this guy named junior.and nate. nate's mom like ronnie. ronnie...likes nate mom's ...shes beyond his league. anthnoy he was a stoner ig uess..i guess ,.......j ,ronnie from nowhere, says nothing, hes a smal fry, shut the fuck up,,...he gets skipped.. aw fukc i just psilled some water this key board....ahh you thoguht i did you cunt so where was i? there was this bartholomew bart guy he s like a fat cow I WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL in i hurt my right ring finger i thought that fucked it up just like i fucked uup my left thumb i fucked up my left thumb wrestling sorta my friend's knee landed on it and it was stuckk ina weird awkward position that shit hurt it still hurt to this day but i think it now has a permanenet lump i think if i take it to the asian (how do you spell this) masuuse ..shes fix my thumb and and finger... i dont love her madly and i just wwashed my hair i always use conditioner but people like to say that i dont i used to have very thick hair but i got a trim once i got stuck in an elevator and it sucked but i had food so i had fun because i also had my gameboy that had tetris ( ill kick your ass at that game) AND I THE TIME WENT BY FAST but was boring..okay okay tha never happened but i did visit a dog pound and man how they stink like smelling sweaty dog balls..i sqaw big dogs , i saw small dogs, i saw happy dogs , i saw dead dogs, i saw skkiny dogs and i saw fat dogs but what remeber the most is this fat fat big lazy putrid pig they had in the farm section of the place. it was hystarical i lik e surprises..the good ones..i usually can smell the bad ones coming from 2 miles away i like animals..the cool ones not the lame ones..i know this girl who is in love with bunnies and penguins ...but dont tell my girlfriend..she'll kick her ass.my girlfrined is on probation for hitting this girlwith a bat for reasons unmentionable on myspace . unless..if i tell you shesll have to kill you i have this weird fascination with ...?..i cant think of anything ..i hate it when fake girls hit on me..you know the fake ones who send you messages telling you , you have a huge dick..i know i do , but you dont have to send me a meesgae telluing me that alsoi need to go visit my family. i dont like spam or junk mail in my mailbow at home i get homew chekc the mail and find all theese fucking offers for free porn ..i dont even do that stuff..i do have the potential to make porno,star in porno, shoot a porno, but not...BUT NOT BUY IT ill steal it , but that a different story. dont steal. there was this one time i was MAKING love at night in a room on a bed with a fine piece of ass and i was boning the all of a sudden...it got bright in the room....reall bright and it was at night ..really dark...and fresh,int he summer,,well the reason why it got bright was because of a ufo ..no really it was a full moon ...i sorta freaked me out..but then i realized i was being watched.WATCHED!. ...THEN i woke up...no that really happened it really did! ive also seen alot of shooting stars..and no for the last fucking time they didnt shoot me..dumbfucks.people always ask me if they shot me.i know im ghetto but stars will not shoot me..iin my street theres alot of car crashes..plenty..more when i first moved there but there still alot where will you live after a house fire? i once threeew a bomb inside of a girls house...just really big firework bomb...she deserved it though..i also threw a whole mess of ice dry ice bombs that is behind her house and her dog got pertrified im kidding about blowing up her house i killed her cat though i m good at presentations like infornt of class.... i lost my gripmaster... i wanna go to hawwaii opn e day and ..have you seen colladeral is that how you spell it? ill right ill stop.. i need chapstick so anyone who wants to buy me by it for me..if you ever catch a pick a one of my shows give it back i never have picks only to throw out at the crowdwhenever i have a pick i swear i have it for the longest fucking time...i chew em and i dont i repeat dont eat them there is a boig difference between eating and chewing iahet the people who cant tell the differecrece .. are you fucking blind ...have you seen clockwoork orange..its preetty trippy..i saw it alot alot of time .ubt reforeafls i fid i did that remind s me of me and my droogs ................high.................and i heard the beatles high too...fucking pussieswhat the hell im i trying to do here....im only here to give anwsers to difereent people..differerent anwsers ..im only a door to the questions you seek...you must look within yourself and discover i am the solution ...to what you may ask your self? thats only up to you to decide....what are you deciding? absolutely nothing.. i analyse tihngs well sometimes....sometimes either good or no so good....i lkke playing practical jokes on people...............that is not the point i wish i could play the sax or the organ or the accrodian..or .......psssttttt ummm the harmonica also the harp...whats the that shit called!? i hate the tuba! but i wish i could play the things you hit like a piano! but it a percussion instrument that is melodical theyre used in marching band and jazz and insane music blues are fucking sick thats really sad emotion ride on little wing ride on oh man everytime im stoned i always see on the cloc k digital clock...11:34 or HELL BACKWARDS! i see alot when im not i could be a doctor just dont like themonly girls can grab my hair...because guys touching guys hair is fucking gay...so dotn come near my hair unless youre a girly girl who has mocassins, has a dreamcatcherin her room... and aaaa broken mirror that i broke once i gave it away you know hwho you are babyALARMA TV es un show de televisión con formato de revista, con un contenido entretenido que trata de darle un toque característico y propio a sus historias.El otro lado de la noticia para que nadie se lo cuente. ALARMA TV es a veces irónico, siempre entretenido con historias que le pueden sorprender.Nuestras bellas y jóvenes presentadoras son muy talentosas y dispuestas a ir mas allá en el contenido de nuestras historias… para que nadie se lo cuente…www.alarmatv.comaw fukc i just psilled some water this key board....ahh you thoguht i did you cunt so where was i? there was this bartholomew bart guy he s like a fat cow I WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL in i hurt my right ring finger i thought that fucked it up just like i fucked uup my left thumb i fucked up my left thumb wrestling sorta my friend's knee landed on it and it was stuckk ina weird awkward position that shit hurt it still hurt to this day but i think it now has a permanenet lump i think if i take it to the asian (how do you spell this) masuuse ..shes fix my thumb and and finger... i dont love her madly and i just wwashed my hair i always use conditioner but people like to say that i dont like today i used to have very thick hair but i got a trim once i got stuck in an elevator and it sucked but i had food so i had fun because i also had my gameboy that had tetris ( ill kick your ass at that game) AND I THE TIME WENT BY FAST but was boring..okay okay tha never happened but i did visit a dog pound and man how they stink like smelling sweaty dog balls..i sqaw big dogs , i saw small dogs, i saw happy dogs , i saw dead dogs, i saw skkiny dogs and i saw fat dogs but what remeber the most is this fat fat big lazy putrid pig they had in the farm section of the place. it was hystarical i lik e surprises..the good ones..i usually can smell the bad ones coming from 2 miles away i like animals..the cool ones not the lame ones..i know this girl who is in love with bunnies and penguins ...but dont tell my girlfriend..she'll kick her ass.my girlfrined is on probation for hitting this girlwith a bat for reasons unmentionable on myspace . i have this weird fascination with ...?..i cant think of anything ..i hate it when fake girls hit on me..you know the fake ones who send you messages telling you , you have a huge dick..i know i do , but you dont have to send me a meesgae telluing me that alsoi need to go visit my family. i dont like spam or junk mail in my mailbow at home i get homew chekc the mail and find all theese fucking offers for free porn ..i dont even do that stuff..i do have the potential to make porno,star in porno, shoot a porno, but not...BUT NOT BUY IT ill steal it , but that a different story. dont steal. there was this one time i was MAKING love at night in a room on a bed with a fine piece of ass and i was boning the all of a sudden...it got bright in the room....reall bright and it was at night ..really dark...and fresh,int he summer,,well the reason why it got bright was because of a ufo ..no really it was a full moon ...i sorta freaked me out..but then i realized i was being watched.WATCHED!. ...THEN i woke up...no that really happened it really did! ive also seen alot of shooting stars..and no for the last fucking time they didnt shoot me..dumbfucks.people always ask me if they shot me.i know im ghetto but stars will not shoot me..iin my street theres alot of car crashes..plenty..more when i first moved there but there still alot where will you live after a house fire? i once threeew a bomb inside of a girls house...just really big firework bomb...she deserved it though..i also threw a whole mess of ice dry ice bombs that is behind her house and her dog got pertrified im kidding about blowing up her house i killed her cat though i m good at presentations like infornt of class.... i lost my gripmaster... i wanna go to hawwaii opn e day and ..have you seen colladeral is that how you spell it? ill right ill stop.. i need chapstick so anyone who wants to buy me by it for me..if you ever catch a pick a one of my shows give it back i never have picks only to throw out at the crowdblue oyster cult.... go hear them nowdo you wan t to diewhenever i have a pick i swear i have it for the longest fucking time...i chew em and i dont i repeat dont eat them there is a boig difference between eating and chewing iahet the people who cant tell the differecrece .. are you fucking blind ...have you seen clockwoork orange..its preetty trippy..i saw it alot alot of time .ubt reforeafls i fid i did ................high.................and i heard the beatles high too...fucking pussieswhat the hell im i trying to do here....im only here to give anwsers to difereent people..differerent anwsers ..im only a door to the questions you seek...you must look within yourself and discover i am the solution ...to what you may ask your self? thats only up to you to decide....what are you deciding? absolutely nothing.. i analyse tihngs well sometimes....sometimes either good or no so good....i lkke playing practical jokes on people...............that is not the point i wish i could play the sax or the organ or the accrodian..or .......psssttttt ummm only girls can grab my hair...because guys touching guys hair is fucking gay...so dotn come near my hair unless youre a girly girl who has mocassins, has a dreamcatcherin her room... and aaaa broken mirror that i broke once i gave it away i got a frined..friend..who ripped this guy off for his guitar..stupid fucking lame fuck who sold him the guitar was desperate for money..so he sold him a sick white randy rhodes....this foo is down doesnt do shit but play a band and wake up at 3 pm... and his mom is a PHYSIC WITCH... but shes very nice extremely ni ce toeveryopne ...AND HE HAS THIS HUGE FUCKING DOG named. SLAYER....his mom calls his "eslayerr" and his room is mess but i always show up at random times to record at his house some badass licks i just happened to have at that exact moment..and he like srv and he uses JAZZ III ..best picks ever his dad is from michoacan his dad is a badass musician..he knows ever single spanish songs there is to know...from corridos, to cumbias, from rancheras, to huapangos....alright alright not huapangos but balladas...but those are still fucking hard i think its fucking funny how my parents and everyone elses parents...think taht metal for pinche locos charvels are expensive so expensive i dont even wanna play it its for decoration to hang up on your wall and play when your friend come over and your stoned and then one of your friend breaks the neck and its a one piece (neck through).i just got informed its all been called neck through.my whole life i ve called it a one piece.one piece just sounds catchieri guess neck throuhg sounds cool... remember street sharks i used wake up and watch that shit in the morning be fo re sc hool . al so dou ble dra gon . bea vis and butt - head i never like power rangers... okay i guess i id but i remerber when thry fucking killed it fucking dead. in space.ninjas.turbo.they started changing when the movie came out .i jus got informed my frineds dog (ESLAYERR) ran out this house because of me ..i left the door open I THINK ADRIAN DID IT. he hungover we killed alot of alcohola dn made burgers with sandwich bread that dumb bitch only ate the patty and i got burned with grease on my picking handing today in south centrali was approach by this fucking bum and he fucking put gas in my car...fo free. everytime i get drunk as fuck i throw tires in to the streets and car crash fucking bad last time i threw matresss on the street and the y crashed ...i rani hat ethe duedes from 7 11 i think becasue in iraq theyre total fuckig war going they think me...a fucking pimp criminal who plays guitar is gonna steal from a fucking 71111 i got better things to do like driving 200 lbs of weed to new york..smoking it .drinking budweiser. shroom out .play asick ass show and get paid about...100 dollars per song...that doeasnt sound reasonable ...but it will do. get drink a double gulp...............double .....drovble gulp on the way home....fuck imi s ing some thing news years is a pretty cool day last new years eve i had a great time.....not the night before new years eve...i had a bad trip ..i thought i saw a reaper and i was driving and i crashed ...and i was next to beautiful girl and i was waken up DEAD but i was waken up by a lady who seems very mean ,very mean , but in reality shes likes me at nine am then i did something..did something again ..took a shower...naked...i don know if did it again...probably...then i went to the party to find my brother in law drunk already.... he kept drinkig and getting everyone beer and bowled in side the house... everyone was dancing umm m friedns dad the sick one was singing al t hose songs theres this annoying fucking green light outisde that buzzzes loud after i kicked everyones ass at 21 took everyones money the thoguht i was cheatin' i gave money to my baby money for some formula they toghut i was cheating so they kept theyre eyes me likes 007 trying to escape the facility 007 is fucking downest fucking game ever/...oh yeah contra too and .................double dragon and vice city... but were was i ...the moey.. money moey money.. same shit you know i fucking mean so dont ask it was an accident and you know it you dumnbfuck dumbfuck alot of money i think we bought black angus steak love steak love steak dave chappeil is fucking down south park is funny have seent that sick episode where mrs. chokeondick and mr macky fuck me and adrian wrote this sick ass song about ruuning over innocent children sight wommen and children explode pedestrians are ripped in half in insanity i start to laugh bakc to new years i won some money i had won even more last time but this time i was okay oh yeah i sat there while everyone was partying and i was practicing sick ,drinking a beer, and girlfriend i looked like i wanted to be left alone. little ceasars is good for five bucks but that shit is good sometimes reaggeton is the lamest shit ever its almost as lame as that guy that ripped off for his guitar...poor worthless piece of shit bastard from hemet i once saw this badass concert there at some random casino in the desert@@@@@@@@@@@@@%%%%%%%%%%%$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. i saw los lobos and war i had barely got woth my girl on july 2 was the show fireworks were landing on the floor car s wre explodoing ....cars alarms wre going off .. after i stayed up till like 4 am with that friend with dog drinking cervesa and what happeenede???? that was a weird new years i was in this car crach once wioth that lady i speak of who seems meeaan..and it was a hit and runi reckon but when i wnated a ahsdf'oihSDF'PHSDFP';Jaef A MINY AMP imm a buy one just so can practice in my car when i trying kill time EXCEPT this time ill have a amp i can perfectly use and convinient way... its funny vhow guitar players know guitars timing is critical in anything .anything i think i havwe good timing you know whe n ....... that dude has a warrior its nice whats better? a KING V or RANDY RHODES? interesting thing to argue about over some .....psychdelic drug of some sort alrgith then acidtoday i ACCIDENTALLY ruined my friends grandmas toilet i have terrible luck with toilets shit water everywhere! fuck all ovr the carpet shit carpet that smells like dog piss and shit with hair every whe re $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$44##### ;########## ;########## ;########## ;@$$ @$$@$$ i also ruined the toilet at the whiskey on october 13 06 ....07 sme@$$lls like shit backstage i think i left it stinking peemantly atplaces both you know whore i have a HUGE COCK no more thats all you meed to know alright BUT IF ANY ONE ASKED I DIDNT SAY NOTHING ########## ########## ########## ########## ########## ########## ######## ******************************************************** there was this oe time hallowween 06 fuck i had a crazy hallowween on shrrooms and coronas after i went with my new woman and i fucking was the fucking worst dick ever to this sweet waitress i took advantage of her niceness in the wortst way like 15 of us orderred shit i ordered a fish i like fish, and octopussyand some cholate milki ce cream for that cute chick pancakes strawberry..s sex i tipped over a motorcyccles alot of food i left a sick ass mees s call edthat slut of a waitiress a slut bitch spnaked her and oredered her to give me my fucking food or else in front of this ned flanders family rude mood i was gonna fuck u pthe manager becaus ehe told me to calm down my girl was yelling the guy with dog her cousin. and the restraut the whole restraunt! tried to fight but i have friends... i yelled at the i like i usuaylly shut the mt eh fuckl up and kept sayuing what had to say to that whore ate ....now now thins is the funny part ... so you see everyone left but me and my dumbass friend (he cut his hair) and jogs me an dhim are there left TO PAY THE BILL so he has a plan...pfff he want to stay and run out adn im like imma leave this shithole dirty and leave a 6 $ tip for that bitch and just walk out casually so i do jut st that dumbFuck stays walks in the bathroom while we are all outside in the car smoking waitintg fo rthat bitch and he run out across the street into a gas station into a plaza there at like 4 55 a.m and there a pig lurking in the dark waiting for a dumbass like him to fucking run out denny's shit hole we drove around for thAT cunt never found him andthen i walk my woman to her grannyes almost fucked up the one who jogs he was mad and enraged he calimed it was my fault for leaving isaid no shit bitch im n ot gonna get caught for trying to rescure your fucking retarded ass then i wwas under some blankets wiht .......not important i was in teruppted! i hate interrpuupttions like everyone does ...im the one whos always writing sick shit and everyone fucking with me cuando no uno es el otro estupido in practice just let me work and wel get something done get in sit down and shut the fuck up chromatics sound weird wierdest ever or dimminished augmented revenge you have try that one if can dicvk suspeneded i have nt learned to perfected it melodic minor i dont think i wont understand anytime soon. pentatonic sound great for one reason only ill never make up my mind on wich which sound s ascending or descending you know what is i just figured it out i just firgured out entirely i wont tell y uo either except fo rmy witness...you guys.... for i have seen it...... what!? will you shut the fuck up alright well back to scales hey they both attract extreme feelings or gloomy or happy as fuck or as you just saw the grim reaper as a shadow behind the virgin mary (on passons and burk in pico riviera) anytime the day no non nononononon at night it only works at ngith like the ouija crossroads is the movie for me i think if wasnt a musician i would be a forensi scienctistsssscx..or a writter? or director . or a comedian ,or person who played piano fucking sick who a guy who drove one of those big mahine with a huge steeell ball and smashes the old building or guy who sets dynamite or a terroristi feel like my chest is going to explode i cant breathe i have troulble breathing but a have a good metabolism or so im toldhey ihate those stupid ass informocertional that are trying to sell you music theyre like remeber grooving with your numberone girl while you r have a great drink during a hot summer and you know youre about to have the wildest dirstiest unprotected sex in your life and you hear this badass song and you wanna do dance thats how good it is! buy it now for limited only for just 69.00 free shipping and handling with purchase sorta like girls gone wilddragons blood... watch out i once was cursed i still must be.I make a rich woman beg, I'll make a good woman steal I'll make an old woman blush, and make a young woman squeal I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone and i wanna bonei got a ticket for stealing dirt from a cementary at night two years ago while sacrificing in an evil and wicked wayhave you ever drank sheep's blood its taste good but it has a little weird after taste it doesnt taste like a 18 yr old virgins bloodhave you ever gone vampire hunting its kind of confusing because those guys are fucking tricky! theyre fast motherfucker and the know how to camoflounague!? but when you think smarter than them you dont even need to think smarter than them i am a vampire in order to kill one you must become one stake it! and yank out its teeth and bury them in the graveyard and it wont come back to haunt you...its spirit...ghosts are hard too they help more than harm there only one way a ghost can help you you need to go a russian cementary goto the tomb that calls you you cant be scared light a candle on the floor and see what happens once it burns you can go home say your fucking wish and theyll help you but there is a consecunnnsensensence you must spill your own blood so now the ghost will own you r soul wait for results in the mail(3 or 4 business days)ZOMBIE HUNTING have you ever tried raising the dead....i have! but it just doesnt workat least not in this life..lauren sanchez is pretty shes look s like the joker! but shes still down also the girl from george lopez carmen lopez i bought my my first guitar at AJs pawn shop. my friend witht the dog needs a singer for his band help him out if you hapopen to read this odysseygreek mythology is very weird so is egyptian culture theyre basic the samee christianity ripped them off ask gisel she showed me some movie zeightihsetiuste'on gtfb nkdnggvb er!@$$$$!@(86983146f666-98988877 this other person showed me how the world os gonna end have you seen terminator that is how the world is gonna be in 2029! SKYNET will rule the earthamelia earheart she never disapeerraed! she lives at my house for ....godsake fuck your godheavy rules alli like the soda squirt and the way that the new song coming out its all corpse now that im talking about cannibals i wrote this sick ass song about being boiled alive, eaten, and vulture pecking out your eyes .. it all started when i got in the shower this morning.. i was all coked ou t from the night before it was 3 pm before i went to pick up adrian's stranded ass ; a long tim eme and my girlfriend were having this discussion about wether it would be better to be burned alive or frozen to death was better oh look at the time its 1134! bu treally i said burning she said freezing so as i got in the shower hot hot shower like a usually take naked and i turned it down to hot to handle so i slowly turned it up till it was fucking hot again and i started singing random lyrics and these sick brutal bloody descriptive lyrics popped into my head lie nothing and i went out to get my notebook ive had sice my band started and began to write in the shower i wrote like four verses words were coming ou t of my moutjh associated with burning,cannibalism, and vultures over NS ISLAND likw white on white bread and lucky being the magician i am i already had some cool riffs ive been saving for a while now that just happen to fit with the set of lyrics.(1-13-08)in the shower a masterpiece was created i have mastered the circle game and the flinching game and blame game you ll never hear the end of it youll in space have you seen that axe commercial witht he guy who getting chased by what seem like a million girls that guy was me thats how i get clean okay okay! enoiugh is enough i hate thta movie enough with j lo jay and silent bob is down thats a movie to watch 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand interruput by a hot girl o tv hot chick alert hot chick alert! alright back to bisiness 15 bucks little man man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show then you owe mw owemwe owe me ohhave you heard that song white lines its aweird dance groove disco rock weird song with sick ass trippy scales that make you wanna hit on bitches after youve drank 20 monsters jungle fever! have you heard that judas priest song leather rebel masters of the night ..have you seen requiem for adream or have you seen GIA my girlfrined dog is named that gia and gretchenwho do ihate raggady anne throw her on the frying pan cannibals will eat her brainmore more more moreill keep writing my essay on the war on drugs and gun and of course of course terrorists mr mojo rising no no no im a person who can be sarcasticly judgemental that just confuses the shit out of most people and they dont know what im saying but im only saying it right in their face how stupiod can they be its self explainitory explain nitory natory! i m nto a man whore im on vacation also .also decemeber 12th 2012 the world is gonna end i read it in a book somewhere in time in a galaxy far far away i used the force on her she can be misleading so can i misleading perosn who is very trustworthy and need someone to sleep with at night on my couch and watch jimi hendrix at woodstock with and take more acid tablets with too and heartburn medication if a need it at the time tum tum tum tum tum tums did you i like to csi:NY that show can be complicated like reading a book i read ... did you know i m pretty good at reading body language since iwas a kid i could do it i would do it sarcastically but then by the expression on the faces i could tell i was right..with alot of people its really funny meeting people in parties or seeing people you know and seeing wethere they really like you or hate you deep inside its pretty fucking obvious of you can just look them in the eye with out a problem or sometimes their just shy and humble or something and they dont want to say the wrong thing because theyll think i think they re real dumbasses .have you ever made a dumbass out of yourself it happens everyday ..not to me...sometimes i like making movies ,i have alot of ideas, i have weird dreams, lots of them ,very detailed dreams, where i actually moved to the environment around me those can be cool at time theyre alot of time when i crash in a car bu the movies are normal dreams sometimes i dream about something in the past and i actually changed or did what i actually felt like doing at the time and it went normal and smooth and then i wake up regreting i hate regreting all that shit yes never regret have you ever jumped off a cliff ihave in a dream i was in mexico this place io always used to go when i was a child and my parents were together..its in ensenada,baja california this place called la BUFADORA fuck that place was strange at the time theres this fucking big hole underwater and it destroys everything in its path raging waters well you can climb up the cl;iffs around it where there wild raccoons and squirrels and rabbit running around i woukld climb and my moim would get psst so in my dream i jumped off once i woke up after who knows what happen i remember once i got the camara wet i ruined it...and on the way home i messed up my dads van and enedededededed up costing like 500$ bucks we took a taxi home went back to tj in the buick and there ws all this ...dilema! whoa! my dad still doesnt know it was me if he did he would send me to hell! seriously he is evil haha he worships satan but dont tell; him that he ll kill you man back when i wasa senior in high school i had straight a's high school was easy shit i liked english maybe it was nt challenging enough i know french i know how to french kiss as well many people dontknow i know french but thats good many peoiple dont know i know spanish so they speak an i hera them and i give them a look and they know i know they freak out and smile as if they meant it in a nice way! dumb fat whoresENTER YOUR COMMENT NOW

My Interests

Music:

I MAKE IT, HEAR IT, SEE IT, PLAY IT, RECORD IT, AND THINGS LIKE THAT I ALSO FUCK TO IT SOMETIMES REAL LOUD AND ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS

Movies:

VIOLENT WESTERNS, VIOLENT MARTIAL ARTS,ANY FACES OF DEATH, THERE'S ALOT OF MOVIES OUT NOW ABOUT THE WORLD ENDING; THAT IS NOT A COINCIDENCE BECAUSE ALL IN ALL IT IS AN EVIL WICKED SACRIFICE, this is me singing that one jam everyone sings with me HEY THE GIRL WHO RECORDED THIS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHERE YOUR FROM, BUT THANKS ANYWAY!

Television:

DO YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT WHAT I WATCH I CAN TELL YOU, ITS WHAT SONGS ARE MADE OF, WELL MY SONGS AT LEAST SAME THING GOES FOR MOVIES AND BOOKS HERE WATCH ME PLAY THAT INFAMOUS BUMBLEBEE TRACK (POSTED*IF YOU EVER SEE ME OR MEET IN PERSON AND YOU REQUEST TO HEAR ME PLAY THIS I WILL SUE YOU, OR CHARGE YOU 5 DOLLARS FOR EVERY NOTE THAT I PLAY, BUT IN REALITY IF YOU ASK ME TO PLAY IT I PROBALY WILL JUST ONCE,) I CAN PLAY MUCH FASTER NOW SERIOUSLY. THIS IS ME FEB/07 REALLY OLD AND INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS, C.S.I. THOSE SHOWS THAT INVOLVE WOMEN

Books:

I READ THEM AND GET IDEAS FROM THEM, AND THEN WHEN I DONT WANT TO I START TO WANDER IN MY HEAD WHILE I READ, THATS WHEN I LOSE CONCENTRATION UNTIL I GET TO THAT POINT WHERE YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND IT, I MUST GO BACK

My Blog

REVENGE

THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT KILLING A BITCH REVENGE Betrayed by my lust, now I lay in Death, Bloody Whore of my dreams, laid me to rest Death will not stop me, My Revenge Kill Her, Cold Blooded to the End...
Posted by TYRANTDAVE on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:06:00 PST

DO THIS

if i could ..........       megadave i wouldi want to....... megadaveif  me and dave were alone we would.......if he were naked i would.........himif i could pay him for something ...
Posted by TYRANTDAVE on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 04:06:00 PST