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Kimbo

About Me

I feel I can best describe myself by a quote from the movie The Boondock Saints:"I am like 7-11: I'm not always doing business, but I'm always Open."

My Interests

For real, a shit load of things interest me. At this particular moment, I am addicted to crossword puzzles and online sweepstakes. I live a full life.

I'd like to meet:

Once I had a dream that I made incredible love to the most sensual man in the world. I never saw his face, so, I guess that is who I would like to meet.

Music:

Classic Rock all the way. I am sure to kick your ass in any sort of trivia related to rock and roll. Ummm...80's new wave (thx Yanka), jazz, bluegrass, old school r&b.

Movies:

Ready? Boondock Saints, SOme Like it Hot, Apocolypse Now, Dances With Wolves, Half Baked, Romeo and Juliette,...so many more...

Television:

Six Feet Under. Morbidly wonderful. The Sopranos, Hercules, Green Acres,...INFOMERCIALS!

Books:

Anything by Dan Brown, Hunter S. Thompson, and Art Books.

Heroes:

courtney love, martha stewart, robert downey jr., oj simpson, winona ryder, ...

My Blog

the boll weevil

yup, yall heard right. i am now employed at the classy restaurant the boll weevil. hoo doggie am i excited to hold such and upright and impor'nt possi'shn. i am to be a server in the lemon grov...
Posted by Kimbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lobster at the Beach

So yeah, just a precaution to all the white people out there...wear sunscreen. Why, you ask? Well let me tell you. From experience I have discovered that a day at the beach (appx. 5 hours) with out...
Posted by Kimbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Got Me A Job!!!

So hell yeah...I am officially employed now. I was getting so bored these last two weeks being unemployed. So yeah, I am totally going to work at Fashion Valley (oooh la la) at Illuminations. B...
Posted by Kimbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

home on the range

so, i am finally back home and it is totally a double-edged sword. i love the good food and such, but then again, i am under the guns of my folks. i guess i just cant have my cake and eat it too. o...
Posted by Kimbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the end is here...BOOM

So...today, the eleventh of may, is my final day of finals...woo hoo! This truly is a double-edged sword. I get to escape from the RA's and police...(like we didnt pull one over their eyes anyway), ...
Posted by Kimbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

7 Days Later

So...theme party nights seem to be going swimmingly. We are really getting into them. Tonight is Pimp n' Ho night and it is going to be sluts galore. For real, I have never been so excited for a pa...
Posted by Kimbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why The 80's Ruled

For Real, If you get a chance, browse the 80's pics posted cause that shit is pretty funny. So, we all had an 80's party on our weekly Thursday get together, and boy, did we go all out. It was a n...
Posted by Kimbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

420

Okay, now, we all know that 420 just passed and y'all better have celebrated the hell out of it! Lots of partying with my buddy mary jane and such. So yeah, and of course we had to follow up on 421,...
Posted by Kimbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hate is such a strong word...

I hate this school. No really, if anyone out there is looking at CSUSM for their college, run! Run as far and as fast as you can! Now, one good thing about this place are the chicas! Woo hoo! Bi...
Posted by Kimbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oye Oye Oye

So yeah...I wanted to tell you a story, here goes it: One time, long ago when I was just a youngin' I hit my sister in the eye with a bat (unintentionally), playing stick ball in my neighbor K...
Posted by Kimbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST