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The Devil!

Keep God Out Of The U.S.!

About Me

Well, Whats to say? I am the current lord of the underworld, I was thrown from heaven long, long ago, I like reading The New York Times, seeing movies, and having a good debate. I am a graduate of Harvard university where I majored in Business and Economics. People really seem to like me when they get to know me. I'm a gentle, loving soul who is good to his friends. I really am a people person. I Am A Master Of Beer Pong (2,000 Years Undefeated!). Be sure to send me a request and get to chatting. Maybe we'll hang out! I'll Answer Any Questions you Have As Well!
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Which God or Goddess are you like? Your Result: Satan

You are dEvil.You love to make people cring, and you also laugh and heckle Jesus while his back is turned. You have a weird sense of humor, but somehow it works. Many fear you, and thats the way you like it. Congatulations!! Your are Satan!!


You are your own God or Goddess
Goddess Sekhemet
God Zeus
Budha
The Christian God
Goddess Bast
Jesus
Which God or Goddess are you like?
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My Interests

Torture, Religion, Philosophy, Piercings, Women, Genocide, Fire, Salsa and Swing Dancing, Drugs, Unprotected Premarital Sex, Eddie Murphy, Real Estate, The Stock Market. Also, The Painful Disembowelment Of My Arch Nemesis, Bibleman! (Shown Below)

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell, Samuel L. Jackson, Hillary Clinton, The Pope. A nice girl who loves me for who I am on the inside.

Music:

Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland, Alice Cooper, Mozart, B.B. King, Creed, Stryper, Marilyn Manson (Hey Buddy!), Ac/Dc, Winger, Elton John, The Pussycat Dolls, 50 Cent, OZZY, The Brian Setzer Orchestra

Movies:

Gone With The Wind, Friday The 13th, The Year Without A Santa Claus, The 10 Commandments, Evil Dead, Nightmare On Elm St., Hellraiser (What Up Pinhead?), Jackass (1&2), Ferris Beuler's Day Off, All Of Terantino's Movies, Anything With Sam Jackson.

Television:

Tales From The Crypt, Dahrma & Greg, Penn & Teller: Bullshit, Friends, Saturday Night Live, 24, South Park, and I Watch Bibleman To See What Schemes he is plotting next...

Books:

The Satanic Bible, The Necronomican, The Holy Bible, Green Eggs and Ham, Motley Crue: The Dirt, Don't Jump: A Guide To Not Killing Yourself, BANG! (My Favorite Emeril Lagasse Cook Book)

Heroes:

John Wayne, Stevie Wonder, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Jesus. Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com

My Blog

Wisconsin Ozzyfest!

I'm back from the Alpine Valley Ozzyfest, and let me tell you, it kicked MAJOR ASS! exept, Wisconsin... I saw 4, count 'em, FOUR Attractive females there out of  at least 7,000 mutants. Do you pu...
Posted by The Devil! on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:08:00 PST

OzzyFest 2007

So I was online earleir and realised, today is the day Ozzfest tickets go onsale! And the bad part is that Ozzy, who has made a career of singing about me, AND has visited my home TWO times on thanksg...
Posted by The Devil! on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:55:00 PST

BIBLEMAN!!!!

My Arch Nemesis, Bibleman, Is up to his old tricks again. That Homosexual, Shiny bastard is starting a live show! I can't believe this! Jesus Christ Superstar was cool, Passion of The Christ was equal...
Posted by The Devil! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:43:00 PST

Hey Guys And Gals!

Ok, So im just gettin into this whole myspace thing. Since we just figured out how to hook the internet up through solid rock. We also got these fire proof cables for my computer so that they don...
Posted by The Devil! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST