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shawn

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About Me

A native West Virginian living in Nashvegas Tn. for about 8 years. 18Yrs. of formal education little of which I use on a daily basis but it makes me one HELL of a conversationalist. Getting ready to start my 3rd degreed program and career. I like to think of myself as a Renaiss Man ( think Jack Black but with sexier nipples ) I don't like swimming in the "main stream" and I have been know to pee in public pools. I hope to one day be the great person my dog thinks I am and I have never been closer to God than when I was farthest from man shelly's eyes myspace layout

My Interests

Most music, Live shows, pop culture, graveyards and tombstones,movies,books,hiking and the outdoors in general,animals,cooking,my personal relationships,friends and lovers,the underbelly of society,Relligion and peoples belief systems,politics and conspiracies, talking and listening...hopefully not alway's in that order. Near death experiences and and the life afterwords. Words and Language

I'd like to meet:

Mary Magdalen and Jesus' siblings..just to find out what he was really like......I not sure I believe all the press clippings. Hunter S. Thompson, Steven King, Alien abducties, Vampires, Rockabilly enthusiasts', Lovers of live music, outdoor adventure seekers and Conspirisists,new friends, old friends and FREAKS of all kind. People who can laugh at anything....sometime.

Music:

Xcountry,Todd Snider,Tommy Womack,Junior Brown, Unknown Hinson, Robert Earl Keen, Rev.Horton Heat, The Cramps,Violent Femms,They Might Be Giants,Janes Addiction,Soundgarden, Early Lenny Kravitz and very early Tori Amos, NIN, Black Sabbath,AC/DC, Cake, My Life With Thrill Kill Kult, Ministery, Dick Dale, Link Wray, Mr. Johnny Cash, Willy Nelson, Soft Cell, Devo,Zepplin,Sly & the Family Stone, Beth Hart,Janis Jopplin, Jimi Hendrix,Pink Floyd

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs (best romantic comedy ever filmed)All Monty Python,Pulp Fiction,Clockwork Orange, Fight Club,Snatch,Labyrinth,Andromeda Strain, 13 monkeys, Pink Flamingos, Interview With the Vampire, The Hunger, Saw,Hostel,An American Haunting,Both X Men, American Psycho,Monsters Inc.,Spinal Tap,The Jerk,Young Frankenstine,The Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption,The Tubes - White Punks On Dope
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Television:

CSI Las Vegas, Law&Order X3, My name is Earl, The Office, Survivorman,Mythbusters,Dexter,Carnivale an HBO Original,Family Guy,American Dad,Aquateen Hunger Force, Sea Lab 2021, Harvey Birdman, Squidbillies, Home Movies Futurerama,MXC,Junkyard Wars

Books:

I think I will go with Authors instead; Tim Dorsey,Bill Fitzhugh,Laurel K. Hamiliton ROE VS WADE Tolkien,H.Rollins,Nietzsche,Ayn Rand,Berkeley Breathed,Charles Schulz,Steven King,Anne Rice,Clive Barker,Peter Straub The Constitution

Heroes:

I have not met anyone I would like to be but I've met a lot of people that I'm Damn glad I'm not!!!! The Tubes
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My Blog

What would you do

Let us assume a fully grown, completely healthy Clydesdale horse has his hooves shackled to the ground while his head is held in place with thick rope. He is conscious and standing upright,but complet...
Posted by shawn on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:49:00 PST

RANDOM BONNAROO QUOTES

wow that's bulky,...wasn't he on Perfect Strangers?Can you tell us where the flowers are,...what, fuck you hippies and move your car.It was like a Hindo Pizza.Buddha just rolled by on a flat bed truck...
Posted by shawn on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:20:00 PST

ICE ICE baby

I am not going to tell you any funny stories about my Bigfoot, or blowjobs. No tales about stealing pizza or how i think we should legalize zombie prostitution. No screed about handicapped parking or ...
Posted by shawn on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:35:00 PST

the barter system ( blowjobs for Lortab ) hypothetically

( hypothetically) I work in a health care setting on a unit that for some ungodly reason has lax visitation. Many of our patients and familys are bottom feeders of society ( i mean how many Astronaunt...
Posted by shawn on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:26:00 PST

I am Karma’s Bitch

Lately, I have had a bit of bad luck. Almost all of it has had to do with my car. Besides having to pay for the high dollar gas ( today it was $ 3.58 ) I have had some car repairs that if totaled up w...
Posted by shawn on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:43:00 PST

shit weasels

Yeah, the title is fairly nasty but truthfully descriptive. It seems like there is always "something going around" and right now it is something like the " flu " and an evil " lower G.I. " thing. So f...
Posted by shawn on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:07:00 PST

MY Salvation

I was watching the ABC evening news last week when i heard a story that i think will change my life. It gave me an out for every negative social situation i have...or ever will be involved in. The nam...
Posted by shawn on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:33:00 PST

MY BIGFOOT

I grew up in rural Wv. Far enough in the mountains that my only playmates were on the weekend at my grandma's house...if i was lucky. With this being the case I had a very active imagination as a chil...
Posted by shawn on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:55:00 PST

ADULT THEATERS

I went to the movies for the 2nd time in a long time last weekend,.......and i now think i have figured out why i do not enjoy the theaters much anymore.Children.  For the purpose of this screed ...
Posted by shawn on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 10:23:00 PST

MILKSHAKE CONSPIRACY

On Fri. night at about 10:00 we decided to go out and get a milkshake. McDonalds is about about 1.5 miles away and we already needed to take back a video to the redbox rental so it seemed like a no br...
Posted by shawn on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:14:00 PST